FabSwingers.com forum: Deciphering FAB code

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been on here a little while now and think I have a handle on some (not all)of the code words/phrases people use on their profiles. Feel free to add to the vocabulary list. Do try to refrain from using the usual go to words. I.e. asshole, geebag, slut, ect. but have fun with it. After all FAB is all about fun right?

So here's my list thus far.

Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married

Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle

Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.

Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children

Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss

Mature: Old

Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say that give a good giggle. Probably because its true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meet for coffee: Split the cost of the room

Meet for pint: A d*unken fumble in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/04/14 02:48:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been on here a little while now and think I have a handle on some (not all)of the code words/phrases people use on their profiles. Feel free to add to the vocabulary list. Do try to refrain from using the usual go to words. I.e. asshole, geebag, slut, ect. but have fun with it. After all FAB is all about fun right?

So here's my list thus far.

Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married

Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle

Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS THE FUNNIEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA and how true lolol jeeeezzzzz i cried with the laughing there "thanks 4 that" hahahahahahahahaha

Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children

Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss

Mature: Old

Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks shy. just a few things ive learned in the past few months lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i've learned u need skin like leather and BELIEVE a very select few but i must say u cheered my evening/morning right up with that post soooo funny

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"thanks shy. just a few things ive learned in the past few months lol "

Fancy a pint

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

Female profile looking for men aged 18-99 = man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!! Love this thread! Absolutely spot on OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very funny!

what are you up to?? = I have a free hour right now because my wife is at the hairdresser

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By *onstructionladMan
over a year ago

Tipperary/limerick

Bi guy looking to meet couples but not single guys = straight guy will to let guy in couple suck his cock just so he can get at his mrs

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

quality over quantity: if only I had more time.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Excellent. I read the verifications in the exact same way.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

In your area... Nowhere near you, but desperate enough to travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So here's my list thus far.

Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married

Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle

Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.

Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children

Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss

Mature: Old

Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself

And the code for above is

I'm a hot lady but been burnt on this by guys using these descriptions. So from now on ill brand all guys on this the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19 yr old bi girl with no pics new to thing but wanting to try" = fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow so that's where I've been goin wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest- No social skills. The censorship button in their brain doesn't work. Says whatever comes into their head.

Artistic- Drama Queen. Welcome to the world of planning doors and huffy silences.

Playful- Hussy, working their way through the site and its your turn.

Fiery- Psychotic, cancel a meet and you will likely be hunted down and thrown to the wolves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And i just took people's statements at face value

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

""19 yr old bi girl with no pics new to thing but wanting to try" = fake."

= cock bigger then my husband

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Would you like to meet my Thai girlfriend?... Would you like to be bumfucked?

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Would you like to meet my Thai girlfriend?... Would you like to be bumfucked? "

Well would you?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Would you like to meet my Thai girlfriend?... Would you like to be bumfucked?

Well would you?"

No, but thanks for the offer!

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Would you like to meet my Thai girlfriend?... Would you like to be bumfucked?

Well would you?

No, but thanks for the offer!

Well if ya change your mind.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Would you like to meet my Thai girlfriend?... Would you like to be bumfucked?

Well would you?

No, but thanks for the offer!

Well if ya change your mind....."

Gulp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot on. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal guy=boring shite

Average looking=ugly

Loves giving head=small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick for hours - hasn't got a clue and thinks quantity will eventually do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can accommodate - can't really accommodate unless you want to split a hotel or get in the back of my truck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will fill in later - im just here for a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new to the site but not the scene - been on the site several times before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"new to the site but not the scene - been on the site several times before."

With no luck....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal guy=boring shite

Average looking=ugly

Loves giving head=small cock

Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal guy=boring shite

Average looking=ugly

Loves giving head=small cock

Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying????"

Lol.....you are anything but!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal guy=boring shite

Average looking=ugly

Loves giving head=small cock

Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying????

Lol.....you are anything but!!!! Lol

Awww thanks but that's a lie. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girly- Thick, shallower than a mouse's footbath, she can tell you the name of every character in Grease but couldn't name the Taoiseach

Vivacious- Aggressive. An opinionated finger-jabber whose got views on everything and they are not afraid to ram them down your throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So here's my list thus far.

Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married

Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle

Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.

Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children

Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss

Mature: Old

Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself

And the code for above is

I'm a hot lady but been burnt on this by guys using these descriptions. So from now on ill brand all guys on this the same. "

No, havent been burned and not branding anyone. Just thought it would be fun to share some of the codes I've figured out. Lighten up hun, it's meant to be fun. but ty for the compliment xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you won't be disappointed - you sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr/mrs will blow you away with his/her magic tongue - will they aye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have skype?: usually asked immediately in chat after saying hello. I want you to watch me wank while you show me your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi how's you - will you let me fuck you please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be easier deciphering the Da Vinci code.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be easier deciphering the Da Vinci code."

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Genuine: More often used by men than women. I'm still trying to figure this one out, as far as I can tell it just means he/she is an actual live person not a bot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

NSA: Emotionally unavailable. If you break down on the M50 don't even think of calling me for help

Fuck Buddy: I'll pop in for an hour on my way home from work. I'll call you when I'm free but wont answer the phone when you ring.

Friend with Benefits: I'll pop in for an hour after work but stay for a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""19 yr old bi girl with no pics new to thing but wanting to try" = fake."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenging- High maintenance and a royal pain in the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives life to the full- Alcoholic, starts the day off with 6 cans of Druids and notes on to a bottle of buckfast after 12 noon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional couple/person - haven't figured out if this means anything more than simply has a job or is it something special that has to have a level 5 security clearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 10- In Uzbekistan, however in any high street shop its a completely different story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddly- Morbidly obese, a meet would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling, cuddling is very unlikely but squashing is a distinct possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 10- In Uzbekistan, however in any high street shop its a completely different story"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddly- Morbidly obese, a meet would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling, cuddling is very unlikely but squashing is a distinct possibility"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic and toned- Flat chested and shapeless, a sexless lumpless and bumpless Tomboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lives life to the full- Alcoholic, starts the day off with 6 cans of Druids and notes on to a bottle of buckfast after 12 noon "

6 cans of druids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On any unverified hot female profile update .....

" recovering from such a seeing to this morning .... ... You know who you are "

ITS A FELLA !!!!!!

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun couple/male/female looking for fun - we are really very uninteresting and can't think of anything else to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the women here are fat desperate slags - i have a huge chip on my shoulder as im such a massive asshat that noone wants to buck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

Saying curvy=fat could get you into all kinds of trouble and vitriol on here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal guy=boring shite

Average looking=ugly

Loves giving head=small cock

Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying????"

i feel your pain

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

So average = fit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

So average = fit!!!

didn't make sense to me either that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

thats just ur cock hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

thats just ur cock hun

awk now you'll give me a big head

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

thats just ur cock hun

awk now you'll give me a big head

I think that's her plan....to give head

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

thats just ur cock hun

awk now you'll give me a big head

I think that's her plan....to give head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

thats just ur cock hun

awk now you'll give me a big head

I think that's her plan....to give head

one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20

awk now you'll give me a big head

I think that's her plan....to give head

oh u know me so well kim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 2

awk now you'll give me a big head

I think that's her plan....to give head

one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn

5 days and counting

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

thats just ur cock hun

awk now you'll give me a big head

I think that's her plan....to give head

one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn

"
I'm sure you can straighten her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit = average

Athletic = average + 20 lbs.

curvy = fat

Fabulous = huge

but my body type is fabulous

thats just ur cock hun

awk now you'll give me a big head

I think that's her plan....to give head

one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn

I'm sure you can straighten her out

i can but try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg... this thread so Cheered me up

Actually laughing so hard y

Tears are running down my face (such an attractive look)

Have encountered most of these and all your interpretations are so spot on ffs

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CLEAN" and then in their photos shows an unprotected cock half way into someones elses' arse/pussy/mouth.Ya have to love that one.I think what they really mean is,"I shower and brush my teeth"

If ya want oral,start a conversation or snog,until you show me a health cert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Respectful" My reply to that is,"so you say but let me be the judge of it"

Respect is earned and good manners never hurt anybody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one kills me. lists safe sex then asks for bare back when meeting. Highly insulted when told no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in club in Manchester, and this couple took a shine to my accent, thing is she had just been gangbanged and her pussy looked like a painters radio. No way was I going in there. Safe sex or no sex is my moto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shallower than a mouse's footbath."

That is sooooo funny.

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