FabSwingers.com forum: guide for guys taking pics

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

Some could do with keeping their clothes on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea to post this........took me a while to realise cock as profile pic dosent do it for most women.....us men need to be told stuff like this,well most of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be more attentive when taking photos from now on

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Id do a list of dont for women n cpls to but cudnt b bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

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and get rid of remote controls !! Whats that all about !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notepad, check, pen check, proceed

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

To be fair a lot of those apply to women too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great idea to post this........took me a while to realise cock as profile pic dosent do it for most women.....us men need to be told stuff like this,well most of us"

You need a photographer! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess common and a bit of attention to detail should be applied by anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop shaving your pubes and taking pics of your cock at multiple angles to try and get it looking as big as possible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your a single guy and have a picture of fucking or close to fucking make sure it's got a rubber on it !!

It's disturbing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up of women's Pusey's

Bad look lol

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

Some could do with keeping their clothes on..

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nasty but nice one

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Some could do with keeping their clothes on..

nasty but nice one

Wasn't intended to be nasty but sometimes fully clothed is sexy. check out cheekyroyal in UK..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always leave a little bit to the imagination...teasing...naughty but not trashy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Lol well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Lol well said"

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Who's may??

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

But we'd probably do that wrong 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Men cant do anything right

Its like bein in feckin relationship here

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

Poor may what she do to deserve it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

Poor may what she do to deserve it???

Haha....who knows....

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Men cant do anything right

Its like bein in feckin relationship here"

But we improve with age. Women don't or at least don't think they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

Poor may what she do to deserve it???

She must have tried to tell him the correct procedure for taking photos

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

Poor may what she do to deserve it???

She must have tried to tell him the correct procedure for taking photos

That would deserve a broom up the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men cant do anything right

Its like bein in feckin relationship here"

Goodness its only a bit of banter...why so serious...ive my mr's cock pics on my profile...whats the problem with finding out what women like...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

Poor may what she do to deserve it???

She must have tried to tell him the correct procedure for taking photos

lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

Eum .. say ,you saw already some profile pictures from women .. did you ?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I don't have any pictures of my foofoo up I think private viewing is better than hanging every tom dick or Harry looking at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any pictures of my foofoo up I think private viewing is better than hanging every tom dick or Harry looking at it "

Thats why i only done a peak at mine...my nunu lol..not into what people have had for dinner lol...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

Poor may what she do to deserve it???

She must have tried to tell him the correct procedure for taking photos

May..how could you? How dare you find fault... Broom cupboard for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Yeah that would make a great photo........look forwards to seeing it!!!

Poor may what she do to deserve it???

She must have tried to tell him the correct procedure for taking photos

May..how could you? How dare you find fault... Broom cupboard for you!!

lol...your worse than me haha...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I don't have any pictures of my foofoo up I think private viewing is better than hanging every tom dick or Harry looking at it

Thats why i only done a peak at mine...my nunu lol..not into what people have had for dinner lol...

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u can see mine at all my knickers cover them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any pictures of my foofoo up I think private viewing is better than hanging every tom dick or Harry looking at it

Thats why i only done a peak at mine...my nunu lol..not into what people have had for dinner lol...

u can see mine at all my knickers cover them "

Yeah...think its nice to leave it to the imagination....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any pictures of my foofoo up I think private viewing is better than hanging every tom dick or Harry looking at it

Thats why i only done a peak at mine...my nunu lol..not into what people have had for dinner lol...

u can see mine at all my knickers cover them

Yeah...think its nice to leave it to the

imagination....

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

and get rid of remote controls !! Whats that all about !! Lol"

I came across one today using a can of soup instead of a sky remote - put me right off my lunch

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

and get rid of remote controls !! Whats that all about !! Lol

I came across one today using a can of soup instead of a sky remote - put me right off my lunch

Put me of lunch too....who has soup from a can?? So easy to make fresh soup from scratch and so much nicer taste!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id do a list of dont for women n cpls to but cudnt b bothered."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else ladies shall i stick a Broom up may ass and sweep the floor as well

Who's may?? "

Sure ya know may. The cats mothers sister lives next door but one to alice. Walks a little funny

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

and get rid of remote controls !! Whats that all about !! Lol

I came across one today using a can of soup instead of a sky remote - put me right off my lunch

Put me of lunch too....who has soup from a can?? So easy to make fresh soup from scratch and so much nicer taste!!

was he stirring the soup with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

and get rid of remote controls !! Whats that all about !! Lol

I came across one today using a can of soup instead of a sky remote - put me right off my lunch

Put me of lunch too....who has soup from a can?? So easy to make fresh soup from scratch and so much nicer taste!!

was he stirring the soup with it

lol...lol...yous are all silly!!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

and get rid of remote controls !! Whats that all about !! Lol

I came across one today using a can of soup instead of a sky remote - put me right off my lunch

Put me of lunch too....who has soup from a can?? So easy to make fresh soup from scratch and so much nicer taste!!

was he stirring the soup with it

Probably lives with May. Lot of confusion in that house..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who has soup from a can?? So easy to make fresh soup from scratch and so much nicer taste!!

That's so true ..... people are so lazy or they have not a clue

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any pictures of my foofoo up I think private viewing is better than hanging every tom dick or Harry looking at it "

I understand , good thinking but on the other hand why ..? blur pics are an absolute, "must be", in women profiles

...btw..may I say that none of this names above are mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can"

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

Most soup u get on menus or delis is premade anyway

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

I wasnt bein serious I was joinin in on the male bashing

I think all us men should fuck off to another site

wudnt b moanin about cock pics then

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

I wasnt bein serious I was joinin in on the male bashing

I think all us men should fuck off to another site

wudnt b moanin about cock pics then

The irony is your one of the few that has got good pics!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

I wasnt bein serious I was joinin in on the male bashing

I think all us men should fuck off to another site

wudnt b moanin about cock pics then

The irony is your one of the few that has got good pics!!!

Just looked myself he is hot!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Thank u but there has been a vote and iv been appointed to speak for all men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank u but there has been a vote and iv been appointed to speak for all men

modest....

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

There was no big headedness in my statement miss lovely boob

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

I wasnt bein serious I was joinin in on the male bashing

I think all us men should fuck off to another site

wudnt b moanin about cock pics then

The irony is your one of the few that has got good pics!!!

Crawler Lmao

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

I wasnt bein serious I was joinin in on the male bashing

I think all us men should fuck off to another site

wudnt b moanin about cock pics then

The irony is your one of the few that has got good pics!!!

Crawler Lmao"

I don't crawl... I leave that to you.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

Oo get you being being all forceful

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Sure how wud a single guy b able to make soup from scratch

Prob cant even open the can

eum ..maybe ..when he is an chef ...

I wasnt bein serious I was joinin in on the male bashing

I think all us men should fuck off to another site

wudnt b moanin about cock pics then

The irony is your one of the few that has got good pics!!!

Crawler Lmao

I don't crawl... I leave that to you.!!!"

Lol yeah yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do

Take your socks off!

Think about what else is in the background ie the toilet bowl. .. kids stuff... messy floors. . Used condoms! !

Make sure your nails are clean if holding your cock

Don't

Assume none of us know how big an inch really is

Say you can accommodate when you can't

Ignore profiles or fail to read them

Any further guidance ladies? ?

and get rid of remote controls !! Whats that all about !! Lol

I came across one today using a can of soup instead of a sky remote - put me right off my lunch

Really stupid joke but was the soup flavour

Cock-a-leekie

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By *ichelle 2014Woman
over a year ago

Cork / limerick / tipp / Clare

Oh feck guess I better stop sending pics of my pussy 2 random people then

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Oh feck guess I better stop sending pics of my pussy 2 random people then

U can send me one anytime Michelle

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By *ichelle 2014Woman
over a year ago

Cork / limerick / tipp / Clare

"Oh feck guess I better stop sending pics of my pussy 2 random people then

U can send me one anytime Michelle"

Hang on a sec just looking for a can of soup

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Oh feck guess I better stop sending pics of my pussy 2 random people then

U can send me one anytime Michelle

Hang on a sec just looking for a can of soup "

I have tin opener

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Close up of women's Pusey's

Bad look lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank u but there has been a vote and iv been appointed to speak for all men

Could you get them to do pics as hot as yours?

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By *R and Sue EllenCouple
over a year ago

Near the City

Woman most diffeo improve with age. And clean on both sides is so important... nothing worse than pictures with dirty nails both men and women's. Looks sick ????????

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Thank u but there has been a vote and iv been appointed to speak for all men

Could you get them to do pics as hot as yours?

Thanks down.hot pics urself xx

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