FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're a swinger when.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You hear your kids hurling coach shout 'Great Swinging!! Great Swinging!!' and notice him glance in your direction.

You then spend all day wondering if 'he knows'....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

If anyone says the word fab wen I'm out I do be starin at them for ages sayin oh they no haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone says the word fab wen I'm out I do be starin at them for ages sayin oh they no haha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

your fab friends and facebook friends start to overlap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me i know im a swinger when i see the lads and they all call me Mowgli and sing " im the king of the swingers"

it got out i was on a swinger site and that's all i get now. is kinda funny tho. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone you look at is a possible swinger ..the girl behind the till .. the couple chatting suggestively in the coffee shop .. the car parked in a lane way. . the ass u recognise off a lad you had a meet with been dragged around new look with his gf .. in fairness fabbers are everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya have 2 phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me i know im a swinger when i see the lads and they all call me Mowgli and sing " im the king of the swingers"

it got out i was on a swinger site and that's all i get now. is kinda funny tho. lol

O and this is beav. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DP no longer means Dorothy Perkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't hear fab or fabulous without thinking of here too, even 'come' turns to 'cum' but that's probably from hearing "that's what she said" too many times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fb no longer means facebook and u check fab more than facebook..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your fab friends and facebook friends start to overlap...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DP no longer means Dorothy Perkins

hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone says the word fab wen I'm out I do be starin at them for ages sayin oh they no haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also seeing people in town from here, recognizing them and getting excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you drive past a certain hotel and you blush....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also seeing people in town from here, recognizing them and getting excited

jees I told ya stop stalking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you drive past a certain hotel and you blush.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you drive past a certain hotel and you blush.... "

yes this....

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

I wasn't going to comment as I dont consider myself a 'swinger' as such but seeing as how fab is being mentioned...

When you see someone and hope their on fab too because all your imagining is the naughty things you'd like to do them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't going to comment as I dont consider myself a 'swinger' as such but seeing as how fab is being mentioned...

When you see someone and hope their on fab too because all your imagining is the naughty things you'd like to do them

Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..

You could be just a man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..

You could be just a man?

Watch it lawnmower boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't going to comment as I dont consider myself a 'swinger' as such but seeing as how fab is being mentioned...

When you see someone and hope their on fab too because all your imagining is the naughty things you'd like to do them

Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..

Yep do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..

You could be just a man?

Watch it lawnmower boy

Though maybe swinging does make women think more like men.... maybe that deserves a whole thread of its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my usually friendly neighbours give me dirty looks now...bit noisy perhaps...we are detached though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..

You could be just a man?

Watch it lawnmower boy

Though maybe swinging does make women think more like men.... maybe that deserves a whole thread of its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have dedicated private browsers on all your electronics for fab ... When you can carry on normal life while still checking in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you have dedicated private browsers on all your electronics for fab ... When you can carry on normal life while still checking in here

I want that!!! Shame I'm technologically illiterate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have dedicated private browsers on all your electronics for fab ... When you can carry on normal life while still checking in here

I want that!!! Shame I'm technologically illiterate

It's easy enough to set up, send a message or we could start a 'how we browse' thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you have dedicated private browsers on all your electronics for fab ... When you can carry on normal life while still checking in here

I want that!!! Shame I'm technologically illiterate

It's easy enough to set up, send a message or we could start a 'how we browse' thread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the work computer crashes just as you send a message and all I'm worried about is the fact I didn't delete browser history

and the relief when it comes back on without having to call for the IT crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't going to comment as I dont consider myself a 'swinger' as such but seeing as how fab is being mentioned...

When you see someone and hope their on fab too because all your imagining is the naughty things you'd like to do them

Yes yes yes lol

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

"you drive past a certain hotel and you blush....

yes this....

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Ya have 2 phones "

Only two lol

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

When friends copy ur threads. Flattered ms noire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya have 2 phones "

Or 1 phone 2 sims

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When friends copy ur threads. Flattered ms noire"

that means you owe me one, I'll get thinking

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"When friends copy ur threads. Flattered ms noire

that means you owe me one, I'll get thinking

.... When someone says they owe u one u think the most wicked thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When friends copy ur threads. Flattered ms noire

that means you owe me one, I'll get thinking

.... When someone says they owe u one u think the most wicked thoughts."

involving sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you wont let go of your phone even when you're showing someone an innocent picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ur saying to urself when u serve every customer " That local Fabber's gonna cum in eventually n I'm just gonna smile , serve her sellllowwwwly and finally wink and say "Thank you very much, Mrs Sexton " !!!!!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"When you wont let go of your phone even when you're showing someone an innocent picture

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haha my phone never leaves my hands I even zoom on the pic a small bit so they can't swipe across ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And ur saying to urself when u serve every customer " That local Fabber's gonna cum in eventually n I'm just gonna smile , serve her sellllowwwwly and finally wink and say "Thank you very much, Mrs Sexton " !!!!!!"

ah yes with every door i knock, i'm waiting to say its a fab offer, she'll twig, and say it is a fab deal......

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

ah yes with every door i knock, i'm waiting to say its a fab offer, she'll twig, and say it is a fab deal......

So that's the phrase that pays...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah yes with every door i knock, i'm waiting to say its a fab offer, she'll twig, and say it is a fab deal......

So that's the phrase that pays...

-p"

Oi love you on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a customer says he could see me at a swingers party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you are in the kitchen at a vanilla party and you wonder what it would be like if everyone started playing with each other

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

When you've been in the bedrooms of a good dozen or more hotels in the city you live in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..when you use fabswingers.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most hotels in dublin know you by first name! Mrtease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you are in the kitchen at a vanilla party and you wonder what it would be like if everyone started playing with each other "

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

When the word sandwich means so much more than bread butter and fillings.

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

When you go shopping and all that's in your basket is veet for him-her, condoms, lube, razors, femfresh wash wipes, chewing gums - and nothing else.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"When you go shopping and all that's in your basket is veet for him-her, condoms, lube, razors, femfresh wash wipes, chewing gums - and nothing else."

Don't forget the pillow talk munchies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you go shopping and all that's in your basket is veet for him-her, condoms, lube, razors, femfresh wash wipes, chewing gums - and nothing else."

and strawberries....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You see a van with an add on the outside that says: 'Specialists in Marquee Hire, Barbicu and Spit Roasts'..

and you grin to yourself cos its not thoughts of food that just popped into your head

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"You see a van with an add on the outside that says: 'Specialists in Marquee Hire, Barbicu and Spit Roasts'..

and you grin to yourself cos its not thoughts of food that just popped into your head

U stalking my van again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know every type of coffee known to man lol

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

When u meet for coffee but know by look in eye how to suggest just skipping it and getting room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you know every type of coffee known to man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u meet for coffee but know by look in eye how to suggest just skipping it and getting room."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when just walking into a hotel lobby, for any reason, turns you on ..

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

When you book a hotel using a card - and when at reception you tell them you will pay cash " if they don't mind "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you book a hotel using a card - and when at reception you tell them you will pay cash " if they don't mind ""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you are in the kitchen at a vanilla party and you wonder what it would be like if everyone started playing with each other "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you book a hotel using a card - and when at reception you tell them you will pay cash " if they don't mind ""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u meet for coffee but know by look in eye how to suggest just skipping it and getting room."

thats my favourite part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u meet for coffee but know by look in eye how to suggest just skipping it and getting room.

thats my favourite part

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lol is that so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u meet for coffee but know by look in eye how to suggest just skipping it and getting room.

thats my favourite part

lol is that so

it sure is....as u know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when just walking into a hotel lobby, for any reason, turns you on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can sing the whole song out of the jungle book

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

When you keep a pack of baby wipes in your desk in your office.

You wipe your browser history and cache every time you leave the office.

You privatly giggle to yourself during meetings thinking about what you did on the board room table earlier.

You believe in Unicorns because you've actually ridden one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you keep a pack of baby wipes in your desk in your office.

You wipe your browser history and cache every time you leave the office.

You privatly giggle to yourself during meetings thinking about what you did on the board room table earlier.

You believe in Unicorns because you've actually ridden one.

hahaha you nutty fecker

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

You get home after a meet and you check fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can sing the whole song out of the jungle book"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When a hotel receptionist asks have u stayed with us before and u relies u have no actually but u have checked in a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a hotel receptionist asks have u stayed with us before and u relies u have no actually but u have checked in a lot

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When a hotel receptionist asks have u stayed with us before and u relies u have no actually but u have checked in a lot

pmsl

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By *HandDNCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

When BBC is no longer a TV station and W/E is no longer the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when the words your phone comes up with in predictive text are a little different to on other peoples phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you flick to the Section in the Argos catalogue called 'Outdoor fun' only to be disappointed to find a selection of slides and see-saws lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you flick to the Section in the Argos catalogue called 'Outdoor fun' only to be disappointed to find a selection of slides and see-saws lol"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

When the TV show '4 in a bed' isn't quite what you'd hoped it would be.... grrrrr

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By *ove121LustCouple
over a year ago

LaLa Land

"Everyone you look at is a possible swinger ..the girl behind the till .. the couple chatting suggestively in the coffee shop .. the car parked in a lane way. . the ass u recognise off a lad you had a meet with been dragged around new look with his gf .. in fairness fabbers are everywhere

That one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the TV show '4 in a bed' isn't quite what you'd hoped it would be.... grrrrr

and two and a half men is a bit of a let down too

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When u can loose hrs going for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you Always leave your phone screen down when in company

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"When you Always leave your phone screen down when in company

So so true.

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By *ove121LustCouple
over a year ago

LaLa Land

"When you Always leave your phone screen down when in company

Hahahaha I thought that was just me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you have lastminute.com on your favourites

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

When the sound of a txt arriving to your phone gives you an unexpected momentary thrill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you Always leave your phone screen down when in company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when you have to book a hotel room for a family wedding and your first thought is: what a waste of a hotel room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put other meanings to words eg vanilla!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ya have to keep track of meets by using the calendar on ur phone.... or maybe thats a slut

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"when you have to book a hotel room for a family wedding and your first thought is: what a waste of a hotel room

Guilty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you have to book a hotel room for a family wedding and your first thought is: what a waste of a hotel room

Guilty!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u already know the price of hotel rooms in your area!!! When I'm constantly browsing LoveHoney, Ann Summers, lookin for sexy toys n lingerie!!

When I'm constantly rearranging everything in my calendar to do meets!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the TV show '4 in a bed' isn't quite what you'd hoped it would be.... grrrrr

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I can see it now .........RTE's latest raunchy sitcom , " 4 in a bed " starring Francis & John Brennan !!!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yav had curvy cat lol

Only joking bud lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yav had curvy cat lol

Only joking bud lmao

pmsl......oh u gonna pay for that one bitch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yav had curvy cat lol

Only joking bud lmao

pmsl......oh u gonna pay for that one bitch..

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lmao soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yav had curvy cat lol

Only joking bud lmao

pmsl......oh u gonna pay for that one bitch..

lmao soz"

too late...cant be unsaid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you wont let go of your phone even when you're showing someone an innocent picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You meet someone new 'in real life' and you almost introduce yourself using your profile name by accident....

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By *ove121LustCouple
over a year ago

LaLa Land

When you consider every man and woman you meet your potential next verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet someone new 'in real life' and you almost introduce yourself using your profile name by accident....

oh im terrible for that...thankfully my real name is close enough to my alias

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

My name I have seen a few times on here with different profiles and once a thead had ny name up.

No relation to me thankfully but my heart skipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When ya have to keep track of meets by using the calendar on ur phone.... or maybe thats a slut

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No CC , that's simply being organised !! We just lead hectic lives !!!

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