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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that moment when you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO....

Ever have that moment when you hear your partner say something and you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO. I just had it I wouldn't even repeat what SHE ( YES SHE) said.

if so are you willing to share?

sadly i can't as i do like my gf and she would not be my gf for long if i spilled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh.....love a sicko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao....it must be so if u wont spill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that moment when you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO....

Ever have that moment when you hear your partner say something and you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO. I just had it I wouldn't even repeat what SHE ( YES SHE) said.

if so are you willing to share?

sadly i can't as i do like my gf and she would not be my gf for long if i spilled. "

Ever have that moment when there is a line you cross when joking .. there's the line I see it I pole vaulted across it ... yup guilty .. well mr maybe I wasn't joking lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris oversteps that line all the time, one sick puppy lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Wen I'm in bed with him I'm a bitch for jumpin up and fartin in his face we pick each other's noses n all nothin would make me think ah ur sick anymore ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that moment when you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO....

Ever have that moment when you hear your partner say something and you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO. I just had it I wouldn't even repeat what SHE ( YES SHE) said.

if so are you willing to share?

sadly i can't as i do like my gf and she would not be my gf for long if i spilled.

Ever have that moment when there is a line you cross when joking .. there's the line I see it I pole vaulted across it ... yup guilty .. well mr maybe I wasn't joking lol .. "

your sick and filthy (not in the good way. well you are in that way to but not in this instance).

if i get 10ppl to spill there story ill spill this one.

I can see herself report this thread any minute now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wen I'm in bed with him I'm a bitch for jumpin up and fartin in his face we pick each other's noses n all nothin would make me think ah ur sick anymore ha"

ashbash why??? you.just went to far.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Haha sorry beavy jus been honest ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You really cant say anythin bout fartin beav in fairness .. your literally a gas man in every sense of the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You really cant say anythin bout fartin beav in fairness .. your literally a gas man in every sense of the word "

this means war!!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

What did she do? I hate not knowin stuff ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if 10ppl give there SICKO story ill tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

How bou I jus give a load will u tell me then ha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing "
hahahaha I like ur style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hi everyone its beav. see what i mean sick but have to say funny.

O im guessing im single again so anyone want to go on a date?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How bou I jus give a load will u tell me then ha"

see sexism

If I said them words to you id be a pervert pig you say it and its ok.

them words been.... how about i give you a load.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

That was funny not sick classy moth ya hav beavy haha

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By *enny BenassiMan
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"Wen I'm in bed with him I'm a bitch for jumpin up and fartin in his face we pick each other's noses n all nothin would make me think ah ur sick anymore ha"

desperately searching for the block button

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"How bou I jus give a load will u tell me then ha

see sexism

If I said them words to you id be a pervert pig you say it and its ok.

them words been.... how about i give you a load. "

iv never called u that and u hav prob said a lot worse haha who doesn love a good load

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Wen I'm in bed with him I'm a bitch for jumpin up and fartin in his face we pick each other's noses n all nothin would make me think ah ur sick anymore ha

desperately searching for the block button "

haha u luv it Benny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was funny not sick classy moth ya hav beavy haha "

Cheers ash lol .. im classy alright .. and beav is now desperately seeking suzan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ah benny how are ye.

yep was thinking that myself. lol

autobots transform. lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"That was funny not sick classy moth ya hav beavy haha

Cheers ash lol .. im classy alright .. and beav is now desperately seeking suzan "

haha he's seeking somethin alri ha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"ah benny how are ye.

yep was thinking that myself. lol

autobots transform. lol "

stop tellin everyone my line I can't even read that without sayin it in a robot voice ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was funny not sick classy moth ya hav beavy haha

Cheers ash lol .. im classy alright .. and beav is now desperately seeking suzan haha he's seeking somethin alri ha"

help after what she said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing "

oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead

suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing

oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead

suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house"

hahaha I'll hav to keep this in mind

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"That was funny not sick classy moth ya hav beavy haha

Cheers ash lol .. im classy alright .. and beav is now desperately seeking suzan haha he's seeking somethin alri ha

help after what she said. "

u need help full stop haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing

oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead

suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house"

Holy jebus ... not if she put the tub back in the fridge after

Good thinkin on her part tho lol ..probably eliminated you wanting any food off her .. duly noted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing

oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead

suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house"

Boke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....

Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing

oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead

suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house

Holy jebus ... not if she put the tub back in the fridge after

Good thinkin on her part tho lol ..probably eliminated you wanting any food off her .. duly noted lol "

watchout Beav, things are about to get buttery

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By *enny BenassiMan
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"ah benny how are ye.

yep was thinking that myself. lol

autobots transform. lol "

your other half isn't out of the woods on her comment .. now where is that damn button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....

Needless to say we where not an item

for very much longer"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

they can't im on a diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....

Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer"

eeewwwwwwwwww vomit

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By *enny BenassiMan
over a year ago

Portlaoise

I have nothing new to add to this thread .. mind and heart of an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....

Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer

eeewwwwwwwwww vomit "

Yep it was the fact he knew what day old cum tasted like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Going to work with cum dried on my neck .. trying to fog it off as dried out porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....

Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer

eeewwwwwwwwww vomit "

gad.. pure class... eewwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to work with cum dried on my neck .. trying to fog it off as dried out porridge "

ah yesterday antics love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to work with cum dried on my neck .. trying to fog it off as dried out porridge "

Classy bird there girly!!!!

Too funny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....

Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer

eeewwwwwwwwww vomit

Yep it was the fact he knew what day old cum tasted like "

thats it...manky...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to work with cum dried on my neck .. trying to fog it off as dried out porridge

Classy bird there girly!!!!

Too funny!!!"

Ruby shurrup u

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