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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok guys, girls...what's ur number one turn off's when u go to meet someone for the first time...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys, girls...what's ur number one turn off's when u go to meet someone for the first time...??

if they dont luk like their pic!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

If they don't look the age they claim they are...

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

When the lean to one side... Discreetly lift their leg and fart it's disgusting

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"When the lean to one side... Discreetly lift their leg and fart it's disgusting"
that rules me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hairy hands..and bearded women...and smell of sweat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hairy hands..and bearded women...and smell of sweat

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

Someone being late and not either tell you or apologise for it. Unfortunately, SOME women think it is their prerogative to turn up late and not either let you know or apologise, maybe some guys are like this also, but I am always on time, if not, I always let the person know in advance! It starts the whole thing off on the wrong futting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairy hands..and bearded women...and smell of sweat

love a bita b ooooo mmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and smell of sweat

At the other end of the scale, too much aftershave.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"When the lean to one side... Discreetly lift their leg and fart it's disgusting that rules me out then

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and especially when they don't say excuse me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hairy hands..and bearded women...and smell of sweat

love a bita b ooooo mmmm....

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t dirthyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Casual clothing, no effort put in. Oh and bitten fingernails!!!

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok on the other hand what makes u say oh FUCK i want to take him ;her here right now....i fooking love heels!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok on the other hand what makes u say oh FUCK i want to take him ;her here right now....i fooking love heels!!!!

if he has a hot body and is confident,thts sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tattoos on her knuckles are spelt wrong and she doesn't turn her head to spit....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And my dont u pass on the hot body classy with flying colours ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ok on the other hand what makes u say oh FUCK i want to take him ;her here right now....i fooking love heels!!!!

if he has a hot body and is confident,thts sexy "

Woohoo! I'm 10% there!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

Obviously I was joking, but on a serious note, if I had spent €150 on a pair of trainers and was meeting someone for a coffee or a drink, I'd be a bit peeved if they thought I had made no effort. Mind you, I don't normally wear trainers anyway, but some are rather expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

1st place they should come and look for ppl who accom

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

1st place they should come and look for ppl who accom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And my dont u pass on the hot body classy with flying colours ...

well thank u,yur not half bad yurself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

1st place they should come and look for ppl who accom

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

1st place they should come and look for ppl who accom

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!"

asics are great for your feet but so are new balance running shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

Goodness times are hard... im sure getting out the sunday best twice in a week wouldnt harm....

That could be the Sunday best if you were homeless!

And doubt there are homeless people on fab lol...think they have better things to worry about....

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!

asics are great for your feet but so are new balance running shoes"

No no no trainers.....noooooooo...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!"

You have feet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st place they should come and look for ppl who accom

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!

You have feet???

You don't????

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!

You have feet???

You don't????

I do, but I never manage to see down that far on a woman..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...they are not there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!

You have feet???

You don't????

I do, but I never manage to see down that far on a woman..

You've never partaken in a wee bit of sexy toe sucking then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...they are not there?? "

Where are they???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

yes they bloody are!i paid 150 euro for a pair of asics but there the best for yur feet!

You have feet???

You don't????

I do, but I never manage to see down that far on a woman..

You've never partaken in a wee bit of sexy toe sucking then???

No, nor even fungal toe sucking, although I do like mushrooms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

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totaly agree with tat one trainers are a put off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate BO...

So they gotta smell good...

I'm not really fussy about what they wear... once there clean and Tidy looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate BO...

So they gotta smell good...

I'm not really fussy about what they wear... once there clean and Tidy looking

i read sumwere tht females are meant to get sexually aroused when they smell a males body odour,doesnt work for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like BO but I do love the natural smell of a man...it's very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate BO...

So they gotta smell good...

I'm not really fussy about what they wear... once there clean and Tidy looking

i read sumwere tht females are meant to get sexually aroused when they smell a males body odour,doesnt work for me!"

lol...im joking...boke alert... bo = hometime.....

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

What's all this talk about trainers does any wear runners any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's all this talk about trainers does any wear runners any more"

I do but not to a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's all this talk about trainers does any wear runners any more

I do but not to a meet"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah bollix. I was intending to organise a meet in a gym. I'm gonna look a right knob standing beside the treadmill in my tux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollix. I was intending to organise a meet in a gym. I'm gonna look a right knob standing beside the treadmill in my tux

lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollix. I was intending to organise a meet in a gym. I'm gonna look a right knob standing beside the treadmill in my tux

Nah just a tad overdressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she has a bigger dick than me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she has a bigger dick than me....

What ever floats that boat of yours woody lol...

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Ah bollix. I was intending to organise a meet in a gym. I'm gonna look a right knob standing beside the treadmill in my tux

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tux and White runners not trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's all this talk about trainers does any wear runners any more"

never mind runners what about guddies!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a guy in a fitted shirt with a bit of stubble , a shaved head and a nice smell, oh hang on that's Boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she has a bigger dick than me....

What ever floats that boat of yours woody lol...

Grrrrrrrrrr it's the "Taking things literally" Police out tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like most - BO is a huge turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys, girls...what's ur number one turn off's when u go to meet someone for the first time...??

Dress sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys, girls...what's ur number one turn off's when u go to meet someone for the first time...??

Dress sense"

You don't like a bit of fashion DTG?

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

aw man! I bought these blue and green florescent number trainers in lidl the other day... Awesome! !!! Dya not hear about geek chic yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys, girls...what's ur number one turn off's when u go to meet someone for the first time...??

Dress sense

You don't like a bit of fashion DTG?"

I LOVE dress sense.

Love women that dress well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lateness does my head in.

If it's a coffee thing during the day or at lunch time then it wouldn't bother me if the person turned up in work/casual gear.

I do like an effort being made for a meet though. Nothing as sexy as a guy who takes pride in looking good and smelling it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys, girls...what's ur number one turn off's when u go to meet someone for the first time...??

Dress sense

You don't like a bit of fashion DTG?

I LOVE dress sense.

Love women that dress well"

I undress better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lateness does my head in.

If it's a coffee thing during the day or at lunch time then it wouldn't bother me if the person turned up in work/casual gear.

I do like an effort being made for a meet though. Nothing as sexy as a guy who takes pride in looking good and smelling it.

*smells my arm pits and moves in closer*

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho"

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks."

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she has a bigger dick than me....

What ever floats that boat of yours woody lol...

Grrrrrrrrrr it's the "Taking things literally" Police out tonight lol"

I save taking things literally for the bedroom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainers....crap dress sense...big no no...no no...made no effort!!!

That could be a huge effort for some people

aw man! I bought these blue and green florescent number trainers in lidl the other day... Awesome! !!! Dya not hear about geek chic yet?"

In all honesty the blooming things are going to be coming off at some stage anyway...but its first impression thing with me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

Ermmmm I'm quite good at doing that too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when someone arrives at a meet and they are clearly not the same person as the pics ..

Or shaking like a leaf ... breathing weird blubbery messes .. worked themselves up so much they might pass out

or worse still the dirty feckers who'd need industrial strength cleaners go to work on them first. . Cheesy pissy cock .. enuf said haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well when someone arrives at a meet and they are clearly not the same person as the pics ..

Or shaking like a leaf ... breathing weird blubbery messes .. worked themselves up so much they might pass out

or worse still the dirty feckers who'd need industrial strength cleaners go to work on them first. . Cheesy pissy cock .. enuf said haha

Say it like it is...pmsl...true true...dress to impress..smell nice..

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"When the lean to one side... Discreetly lift their leg and fart it's disgusting"

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?"

Magic Mike visions... mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?

Magic Mike visions... mmm

I heard they're making part 2....

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

if ppl have non smoker on their profile and when the arrive their nipping in and out for a smoke hate that....if you smoke you smoke no big deal just would rather know first

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

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"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?

Magic Mike visions... mmm

I heard they're making part 2...."

Is Hal auditioning???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?

Magic Mike visions... mmm

I heard they're making part 2....

Is Hal auditioning???

He should, Mr Tatum is writing it, he might not be in it.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

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"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?

Magic Mike visions... mmm

I heard they're making part 2....

Is Hal auditioning???

He should, Mr Tatum is writing it, he might not be in it."

Sure whats the point then!! What's to write???

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

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"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?

Magic Mike visions... mmm

I heard they're making part 2....

Is Hal auditioning???

He should, Mr Tatum is writing it, he might not be in it.

Sure whats the point then!! What's to write???

If Mr Tatum not in it I mean... Not Hal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear shoes.ever.even with suits its trainers.always new n spotless tho

That's a tricky look to pull off Hal, suit n sneakers? Can be done of course. If you know your sneaks.

Even a suit I can pull off in seconds candy

I've seen that somewhere else....

Does yours have velcro strips up the sides?

Magic Mike visions... mmm

I heard they're making part 2....

Is Hal auditioning???

He should, Mr Tatum is writing it, he might not be in it.

Sure whats the point then!! What's to write???

If Mr Tatum not in it I mean... Not Hal!!"

Loved the guys. .. fast forwarded through the rest lol... roll on number two and Mr tatum

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