FabSwingers.com forum: Calling all Fab April Virgins

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for some wet April fun, If your a April Virgin, you need to do the following:

Contact the person above you in this post M/F and give them your best chat up line...... and who know's where it will lead to

At least it will beat those one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure what m/f means, but here you go.. forgive me haha

"Sex is a killer...wanna die happy? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure what m/f means, but here you go.. forgive me haha

"Sex is a killer...wanna die happy? ""

I would love to die happy, wanna take my life

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"not sure what m/f means, but here you go.. forgive me haha

"Sex is a killer...wanna die happy? ""

Your legs must be killing you ! You've been running through my mind all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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By *antric hedonismMan
over a year ago

larne

That's a lovely dress it would look great on my floor xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

"
you...me...behind the shed ....5minutes k....

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I normally go with the classic GET IN THE VAN it it works all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many things you can do with the human mouth... why waste it on talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a liar cause i just can't believe my eyes

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

It has to be: " is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"..

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I lost my teddy bear? ??? Will u sleep with me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear? ??? Will u sleep with me.."

Of course I will

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Remember my name u will br screaming it out later.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Remember my name u will br screaming it out later. "

( I think I got in before you earlier..

)

You could turn me....

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Remember my name u will br screaming it out later.

( I think I got in before you earlier..

)

You could turn me....

I know a secret want me to fill you in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.. I asked my son (7) what would he say to a girl he fancied and he said...

did you just fart??

coz you blew me away...

thought that was hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol.. I asked my son (7) what would he say to a girl he fancied and he said...

did you just fart??

coz you blew me away...

thought that was hilarious"

Brilliant..im actually pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol.. I asked my son (7) what would he say to a girl he fancied and he said...

did you just fart??

coz you blew me away...

thought that was hilarious"

that is actually quite smart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol.. I asked my son (7) what would he say to a girl he fancied and he said...

did you just fart??

coz you blew me away...

thought that was hilarious"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol.. I asked my son (7) what would he say to a girl he fancied and he said...

did you just fart??

coz you blew me away...

thought that was hilarious

that is actually quite smart!"

i said please never say that to a girl

unfortunately he already did

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

"Lol.. I asked my son (7) what would he say to a girl he fancied and he said...

did you just fart??

coz you blew me away...

thought that was hilarious

that is actually quite smart!

i said please never say that to a girl

unfortunately he already did

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

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