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i just dont get it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's the 240voltsAC electric shocks he's getting makes him a pervert, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yeah and there wouldn be a word said other wise haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call it a nuisance to their neighbours... this thing sounds really really loud!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not to mention their lights flickering in 6 speed pulses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ye'r right, just all these crazy complaints, some people are just mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"

jaysus boi there'll be no juice left in the

mains with you riding that thing

how much was it?

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"

I am crying laughing at this. I actually can't contain it. Thank you for the post. Classic.

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit


"I'd call it a nuisance to their neighbours... this thing sounds really really loud!!! "
obviously lives in the country. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???

I am crying laughing at this. I actually can't contain it. Thank you for the post.

Classic. "

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Oh sweet lamb of God, CorkTippMan your a legend. I'm after destroying my boxers laughing at this, and no sooner had I looked back at your previous posts, and read the one about your pal and the mini bar fridge, I just wrote off the rug in stitches laughing. No really! Please continue to post. What a breath of fresh air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh sweet lamb of God, CorkTippMan your a legend. I'm after destroying my boxers laughing at this, and no sooner had I looked back at your previous posts, and read the one about your pal and the mini bar fridge, I just wrote off the rug in stitches laughing. No really! Please continue to post. What a breath of fresh air. "

dear god man it was classic but shredding your trunks over it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ha good to hear bud, i.ll keep ye posted if anything else comes up

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Lmfao

ohhh im glad I read this its hilarious.

Can this blow up doll verify u.

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Lmfao

ohhh im glad I read this its hilarious.

Can this blow up doll verify u.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best post in ages, by a country mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen it before .. funny none the less

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

going to ride the lightening

walking the mile im walking the mile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmfao

ohhh im glad I read this its hilarious.

Can this blow up doll verify u.

"
hi fantasy would a recording of the surround sound be verification enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"

omg thats hilarious...love it!! such detail...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"

how much are they?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???

how much are they?"

Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???

how much are they?

Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!! "

whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???

how much are they?

Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!

whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol"

I'd prefer not to name her for fear of getting too emotionally attached. As for high maintenance, a weekly rub down with baby wipes and she's good to go!!! But then we shower together daily anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???

how much are they?

Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!

whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol

I'd prefer not to name her for fear of getting too emotionally attached. As for high maintenance, a weekly rub down with baby wipes and she's good to go!!! But then we shower together daily anyway... "

she sounds like the perfect playmate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???

how much are they?

Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!

whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol

I'd prefer not to name her for fear of getting too emotionally attached. As for high maintenance, a weekly rub down with baby wipes and she's good to go!!! But then we shower together daily

anyway... "

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By *R and Sue EllenCouple
over a year ago

Near the City

OMG now as a woman I would love to see that in action priceless

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