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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone had anything that has shocked them at a meet?

I'm sure we have some funny or scary stories to share!?

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Only had coffee meets so far and all excellent. This could be an interesting thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!

I'm shocked at how fast the time goes by on a good meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, I start with my first story then!

Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.

We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Ok, I start with my first story then!

Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.

We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!

"

ha ha very good. Hope he recovered and was able to continue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ehm no.... we watched telly for a while and then went home haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I start with my first story then!

Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.

We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!

"
lol ah its own fault, he was warned!!!!!

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"ehm no.... we watched telly for a while and then went home haha

"

Aw that awful. And you being horny!! You need a real man!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how about yis just tell your own stories c'mon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is funnier than shocking, during a meet when i was here before, after round one we were having a bit of a laugh, awaiting my recovery, she managed to slap me in the balls and over the head with a black dildo, apparently by mistake. So fkin funny i kinda liked the ball slap

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I dont no if this fits the thread but i kimda been shocked on a meet.shocked by myself.I fuckin fainted out cold

Came to with cpl staring down at me.now they were definetly shocked

After steading myself a bit and assuring them I was fine we started to have some fun.or I tried to rather.que more

It was all I cud do to keep myself upright never mind my cock

Anyhoos she ended up putting me to bed like a baby.

In my defence it was durin a very stressful time and they plied me with booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I start with my first story then!

Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.

We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!

"

here sitting in my kitchen after work,think i almost choked on my sandwich!!! Pmsl....still laughing!!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to drink cum from a condom. I thought it an unusual request

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I was asked to drink cum from a condom. I thought it an unusual request "

have had a few unusual requests but nothing has totally shocked me yet

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I was asked to drink cum from a condom. I thought it an unusual request "
wtf haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh Michael, that's so vile!!! Feeling a bit sick myself now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh Michael, that's so vile!!! Feeling a bit sick myself now!

"

Me too

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was asked to drink cum from a condom. I thought it an unusual request

have had a few unusual requests but nothing has totally shocked me yet "

any funny stories instead then??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont no if this fits the thread but i kimda been shocked on a meet.shocked by myself.I fuckin fainted out cold

Came to with cpl staring down at me.now they were definetly shocked

After steading myself a bit and assuring them I was fine we started to have some fun.or I tried to rather.que more

It was all I cud do to keep myself upright never mind my cock

Anyhoos she ended up putting me to bed like a baby.

In my defence it was durin a very stressful time and they plied me with booze

"

you were able to keep going after? or did they put you to bed before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.

"

she sounds like a peach, got her number handy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.

she sounds like a peach, got her number handy? "

It's Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5'3 so I'm kinda small to be fair and I do like my heels!! They kill my feet but I love them!!

Anyways chattin to a nice guy he seemed cute n sexy with a naughty glint in his eyes! We arranged to meet in hotel bar n he walked in!! Omg he was tiny!!

Like under 5 foot i nearly had heart attack, I was instantly turned off, i kno that sounds awful but I just couldn't do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.

she sounds like a peach, got her number handy?

It's Michael."

you mean he was just describing a wank at his house, but attributed the mess to a fictional lady? Shame on

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While on a meet I'd met on a different site about a year ago. I'd met the woman at her house as we were about to start she told me she always let her dog lick her pussy before sex I was huh sorry what did you say thinking I'd misheard but no her dog would get jealous if she didn't. I couldn't believe it but very quickly made some lame excuse and got out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.

she sounds like a peach, got her number handy?

It's Michael.

you mean he was just describing a wank at his house, but attributed the mess to a fictional lady? Shame on

him "

Sorry, I misheard. I meant his name is Michael not Andy.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

While playing with a Cpl once she was riding him cow girt with such a slapable ass i delivered a sharp but pleasurable wack to first one cheek then the other rubbing it to sooth the sting i delivered a second and third asking if she liked it she moaned her approval proceeding to deliver sharp slaps she rode him franticly pushing down to his rising thrusts as she rose up he thrust up i slapped and got him straight in the nuts ouchhhhhh thankfully we all saw the funny side and burst out laughing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's all true. No exaggeration. She's not on this site though.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"I dont no if this fits the thread but i kimda been shocked on a meet.shocked by myself.I fuckin fainted out cold

Came to with cpl staring down at me.now they were definetly shocked

After steading myself a bit and assuring them I was fine we started to have some fun.or I tried to rather.que more

It was all I cud do to keep myself upright never mind my cock

Anyhoos she ended up putting me to bed like a baby.

In my defence it was durin a very stressful time and they plied me with booze

you were able to keep going after? or did they put you to bed before? "

No I wasnt able for anythin and I was put to bed.tucked in and everythin.

This was in their house and I was in spare room .

Woke up with big bump on me head, slunk quietly down the stairs and the front door was locked.went out patio door and scaled a very high wall to get out of their garden.for a few horrible minutes it looked like I wudnt make it over the wall but with sheer willpower made it.

Salt of the earth cpl and still friends.I redeemed myself many times after that fiasco

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"It's all true. No exaggeration. She's not on this site though. "

Thank fuck for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.

she sounds like a peach, got her number handy?

It's Michael.

you mean he was just describing a wank at his house, but attributed the mess to a fictional lady? Shame on

him

Sorry, I misheard. I meant his name is Michael not Andy."

lmao

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any


"I was asked to drink cum from a condom. I thought it an unusual request "

Maybe they were out of clean glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

some truly disturbing and disgusting stories so far. Some are also very funny.

Keep them coming peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At one of our parties in a very posh Appartment.. we had 3 PADDY WAGONS ( COPS ) arrive to kick us out lol

now that was FKN SHOCKING !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked to drink cum from a condom. I thought it an unusual request

Maybe they were out of clean glasses "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At one of our parties in a very posh Appartment.. we had 3 PADDY WAGONS ( COPS ) arrive to kick us out lol

now that was FKN SHOCKING !!!! "

Did they not want to join in

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

we had a friend over for a mmf and hubby was down on me and i heard him splutter or friend was wanking away but his cock needed a training wheel hugeeeeeeeeee is the word a pleasant shock alright

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By *enny BenassiMan
over a year ago

Portlaoise

was on a meet one with a couple , turns out she was a squirter.. any way we get down to business and she does her thing the hubby arrives with a pile of kitchen roll and starts giving out to her for making a mess and wrecking the bed again

surprisingly she lost the mood they had a row and I made my exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes!!

I'm shocked at how fast the time goes by on a good meet "

Agree happens when your enjoying yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a meet just finished deed an she asked for load in her mouth of course being gentleman I am I obliged but I think she not allow for heavy cummer she gagged grabbed facecloth from bed an unloaded into that then I were told quick get your clothes on shit that the time mum be home too which no time front door key start turning barely got all on thank fook door opens I'm standing leaning talking away looking out window she's in bed not a stitch tells the man this me friend I'm unwell he came over see was I alright I'm dying at window going yeah yeah that's it she fine now mother comes in nice too meet you sits on bed says work was busy as hell she still sweating picks up the fooking facecloth an rubs every part of her face neck back of neck an asks what's this for an what u have on it well needless too say I crippled had too shoot out room so fooking quick not even one excuse could I think of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a meet just finished deed an she asked for load in her mouth of course being gentleman I am I obliged but I think she not allow for heavy cummer she gagged grabbed facecloth from bed an unloaded into that then I were told quick get your clothes on shit that the time mum be home too which no time front door key start turning barely got all on thank fook door opens I'm standing leaning talking away looking out window she's in bed not a stitch tells the man this me friend I'm unwell he came over see was I alright I'm dying at window going yeah yeah that's it she fine now mother comes in nice too meet you sits on bed says work was busy as hell she still sweating picks up the fooking facecloth an rubs every part of her face neck back of neck an asks what's this for an what u have on it well needless too say I crippled had too shoot out room so fooking quick not even one excuse could I think of "

haha that is quality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

good one rollercoaster!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good one rollercoaster!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont no if this fits the thread but i kimda been shocked on a meet.shocked by myself.I fuckin fainted out cold

Came to with cpl staring down at me.now they were definetly shocked

After steading myself a bit and assuring them I was fine we started to have some fun.or I tried to rather.que more

It was all I cud do to keep myself upright never mind my cock

Anyhoos she ended up putting me to bed like a baby.

In my defence it was durin a very stressful time and they plied me with booze

you were able to keep going after? or did they put you to bed before?

No I wasnt able for anythin and I was put to bed.tucked in and everythin.

This was in their house and I was in spare room .

Woke up with big bump on me head, slunk quietly down the stairs and the front door was locked.went out patio door and scaled a very high wall to get out of their garden.for a few horrible minutes it looked like I wudnt make it over the wall but with sheer willpower made it.

Salt of the earth cpl and still friends.I redeemed myself many times after that fiasco

"

haha! I love happy endings

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