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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city

What lies have your parents told you when you were younger and what lies have you as a parent told your own children..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told that my real father was the chimney sweeper....

only to find out as a teenager that in fact I had a different father but he was a man of science and not a chimney sweeper

I don't have kids myself so only told a few little lies to my nephew...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

My parents tried to tell me for yrs that my mum was not pregnant went they got married. I know for yrs the correct yr

It was only when I got pregnant with my oldest daughter. I got "there is something you should know "by my mother when she told me the truth eventually.

I told her "I already knew "Telling my daughter I was 24 loosing my virginity to her father. She believed me I was 22

Having her obviously maths ain't her best subject

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I told my kids that they'll be able to drive properly sometime. It was a lie though, cos they're girls

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

When I was young there always seemed to be an escaped convict on the loose. Usually a child snatcher. Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa was real and I tell my kids the same lol

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city


"I told my kids that they'll be able to drive properly sometime. It was a lie though, cos they're girls "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was working outside an apartment block one day last summer and a woman with whom I had had a run in before was trying to get her two sons to either do something or stop doing something, but a number of times I heard her say "the man is going to be cross" or "the man will come and get you" so I decided to go over and tell the kids that I didn't give a shit what they did. She wasn't impressed and telephoned the management company to complain. It was a liberating moment for me. I hate that crap about "the man" being cross or whatever, and I have seen so many people do it. Grrr!

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By *requent VisitorMan
over a year ago

City Centre

That I was a bold boy

Oh n that when the ice cream van played music it meant it was out of ice cream n calling out for more, damn it!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I remember being told that my dead grandparents were watching me from heave. It certainly added a little frisson to the wanking sessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa was real and I tell my kids the same lol"

WHAT???? LIAR!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa was real and I tell my kids the same lol

WHAT???? LIAR!!!!! "

Lol I speak the truth

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By *hillen89Man
over a year ago

London

Daddy was just tickling mummy earlier when you came in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When out in the car for a long drive. We would get hungry ask dad could he stop for dinner he always tell us no matter where we were he knew a great place bout half hour away it was always closed so we'd go on for another hour till we got something. Have used the same so can actually get where am going lol works a treat as they think it's not too far. Lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha "

Could be famous for the wrong reasons

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha

Could be famous for the wrong reasons "
that's exactly what it was only pic I hav of him is from a cut out in a newspaper with murder wrote up over it the scumbag ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha

Could be famous for the wrong reasons that's exactly what it was only pic I hav of him is from a cut out in a newspaper with murder wrote up over it the scumbag ha "

Lol jesus thats harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha

Could be famous for the wrong reasons that's exactly what it was only pic I hav of him is from a cut out in a newspaper with murder wrote up over it the scumbag ha

Lol jesus thats harsh"
haha jus a lil bit

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lie we were told was that my mam loved my dad.... I tell my kids the same lie...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"The lie we were told was that my mam loved my dad.... I tell my kids the same lie... "

Whats the chance your kids will follow suit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lie we were told was that my mam loved my dad.... I tell my kids the same lie... "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lie we were told was that my mam loved my dad.... I tell my kids the same lie...

Whats the chance your kids will follow suit!!! "
every chance but i hope not

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case"

What was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents told me Santa was real and even filmed him. I tell my kids he is just the delivery man for all the presents mummy and daddy buy them.

I tell them they like food they have never tried too just like I was.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case

What was it? "
a mark two escort

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case

What was it? a mark two escort"

The button, ya numpty! What was the button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case

What was it? a mark two escort

The button, ya numpty! What was the button? "
pmsl

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case

What was it? a mark two escort

The button, ya numpty! What was the button? "
I don't know... But to me if I pressed it it was certain death... Maybe it wasn't a lie... Guess we will never know

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case

What was it? a mark two escort

The button, ya numpty! What was the button? I don't know... But to me if I pressed it it was certain death... Maybe it wasn't a lie... Guess we will never know "

Ah here. I give up!

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By *wilighteyesWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *wilighteyesWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"That I was a bold boy

Oh n that when the ice cream van played music it meant it was out of ice cream n calling out for more, damn it!"

thats so mean

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