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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl a dated briefly years ago, good looking girl and based on her personality I assumed she'd be good in bed.....she just lay there.

We broke up soon after.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A lady I had met a couple of times from another site. We were having a chat before getting down to business when she started telling me she had fallen in love with me and wanted to go to the next level. It wasn't happening. I was gutted but had always been quite clear about only wanting nsa, so that was the end of that!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Small penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small penis "
what is it I once read? In a sexual situation it's the worst thing a woman can slag a man over! If he has a tiny penis!destroys his sexual confidence!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I had a lad who was terrible his little finger would of been better I gave him the benefit went back for seconds wrong thing to do.

never saw him again.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Girl a dated briefly years ago, good looking girl and based on her personality I assumed she'd be good in bed.....she just lay there.

We broke up soon after."

It reminds me of the girl who visited the doctor and was asked was she sexuallly active. "No", says she "I just lie there!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

+ 1

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Losing my virginity

Tout is this it!!!

Its kinda grown on me tho

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Girl a dated briefly years ago, good looking girl and based on her personality I assumed she'd be good in bed.....she just lay there.

We broke up soon after.

It reminds me of the girl who visited the doctor and was asked was she sexuallly active. "No", says she "I just lie there!" "
ha ha

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Small penis what is it I once read? In a sexual situation it's the worst thing a woman can slag a man over! If he has a tiny penis!destroys his sexual confidence!"

My sexual experience at that time was destroyed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to a meet, great sexual build up, first kiss guys breath stank had to be the worst experience ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy who had talked the talk for ages and ages, when we met and kissed he kissed like a washing machine and was shaking all over, I asked him was he ok and was he nervous and he said he was super nervous. So I said alright lets take it slow. So I got undressed and so did he and I asked him to lay with me on the bed and just kiss for a while. He was kinda on top of me and his shaking turned into a shudder and then I felt warm liquid on my thigh. He panicked and got up and told me he was a virgin and got dressed and left!!!! defo the worst experience of my sexual life. If I had of known he was a virgin I wouldn't have met him at all

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

A fella cumin after a few mins and that's it like really man the fuck up and get goin again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The point of my post was he was a virgin and got so nervous that before we done anything he came on my leg, got up in a panic and left. Nothing for me to "man up" about??

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I wasn talkin to u I was talkin about an experience???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The point of my post was he was a virgin and got so nervous that before we done anything he came on my leg, got up in a panic and left. Nothing for me to "man up" about?? "

Ahhhhh....so you're saying that "it was over before it began"

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over a year ago


"I met a guy who had talked the talk for ages and ages, when we met and kissed he kissed like a washing machine and was shaking all over, I asked him was he ok and was he nervous and he said he was super nervous. So I said alright lets take it slow. So I got undressed and so did he and I asked him to lay with me on the bed and just kiss for a while. He was kinda on top of me and his shaking turned into a shudder and then I felt warm liquid on my thigh. He panicked and got up and told me he was a virgin and got dressed and left!!!! defo the worst experience of my sexual life. If I had of

known he was a virgin I wouldn't have met him at all"

Is that what they mean when they mention about getting your leg over

I mind my first time to. I was very excited too I just came very fast too but I did give her a massage and oral before I went again and lasted a lot more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy who had talked the talk for ages and ages, when we met and kissed he kissed like a washing machine and was shaking all over, I asked him was he ok and was he nervous and he said he was super nervous. So I said alright lets take it slow. So I got undressed and so did he and I asked him to lay with me on the bed and just kiss for a while. He was kinda on top of me and his shaking turned into a shudder and then I felt warm liquid on my thigh. He panicked and got up and told me he was a virgin and got dressed and left!!!! defo the worst experience of my sexual life. If I had of

known he was a virgin I wouldn't have met him at all

Is that what they mean when they mention about getting your leg over

I mind my first time to. I was very excited too I just came very fast too but I did give her a massage and oral before I went again and lasted a lot more...

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If I had of known he was a Virgin then I wouldn't have met him coz at my age it's just a bit wrong!! It was about two years ago and he told me he was 25, I'm guessing he lied about that also! Ah I felt terrible for the poor lad but I felt like such a cradle snatcher when he said he was a virgin, it was such a turn off, I felt like I had violated him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst experience was when I was about 23 I'd fancied the woman for a while she was early forties always seemed to have a glint in her eye. We had finally got together. We where at her place had had a few drinks and made our way to the bedroom as I was down licking she was very wet I ce up for air wiped my face and noticed my hand was covered in blood then looked at her just as she sat up and vomited on me. Talk about mood killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small penis what is it I once read? In a sexual situation it's the worst thing a woman can slag a man over! If he has a tiny penis!destroys his sexual confidence!"
im sure guys can see for themselves and no need of anyone to reassure the size of they bits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small penis what is it I once read? In a sexual situation it's the worst thing a woman can slag a man over! If he has a tiny penis!destroys his sexual confidence!im sure guys can see for themselves and no need of anyone to reassure the size of they bits lol "

I met a guy here who kept telling me he wasn't massive and kept apologising for it before we met, but I'm happy to report I ended up meeting him a couple of times! He was great!!!!!! I used to think size mattered but I have to say I'm more on the "it's the motion of the ocean" line of thinking now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst experience was when I was about 23 I'd fancied the woman for a while she was early forties always seemed to have a glint in her eye. We had finally got together. We where at her place had had a few drinks and made our way to the bedroom as I was down licking she was very wet I ce up for air wiped my face and noticed my hand was covered in blood then looked at her just as she sat up and vomited on me. Talk about mood killer. "

Ah jaysis!

Just as I was thinking about my tea.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Another one. Came while kissing.... Fully clothed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst experience was when I was about 23 I'd fancied the woman for a while she was early forties always seemed to have a glint in her eye. We had finally got together. We where at her place had had a few drinks and made our way to the bedroom as I was down licking she was very wet I ce up for air wiped my face and noticed my hand was covered in blood then looked at her just as she sat up and vomited on me. Talk about mood killer.

Ah jaysis!

Just as I was thinking about my tea."

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being married. Some people think sex is for fun, some think it is for babies, she thought it was for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one. Came while kissing.... Fully clothed. "

Did you sing 'you came' to him?

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Another one. Came while kissing.... Fully clothed.

Did you sing 'you came' to him? "

Lol the whole song. It happened more than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy who had talked the talk for ages and ages, when we met and kissed he kissed like a washing machine and was shaking all over, I asked him was he ok and was he nervous and he said he was super nervous. So I said alright lets take it slow. So I got undressed and so did he and I asked him to lay with me on the bed and just kiss for a while. He was kinda on top of me and his shaking turned into a shudder and then I felt warm liquid on my thigh. He panicked and got up and told me he was a virgin and got dressed and left!!!! defo the worst experience of my sexual life. If I had of

known he was a virgin I wouldn't have met him at all

Is that what they mean when they mention about getting your leg over

I mind my first time to. I was very excited too I just came very fast too but I did give her a massage and oral before I went again and lasted a lot more...

If I had of known he was a Virgin then I wouldn't have met him coz at my age it's just a bit wrong!! It was about two years ago and he told me he was 25, I'm guessing he lied about that also! Ah I felt terrible for the poor lad but I felt like such a cradle snatcher when he said he was a virgin, it was such a turn off, I felt like I had violated him "

I don't think you should have feel like that. You didn't force him, it was his choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Losing my virginity

Tout is this it!!!

Its kinda grown on me tho"

And three weeks on you have built up the courage to talk about it in this group session, well done you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst experience was when I was about 23 I'd fancied the woman for a while she was early forties always seemed to have a glint in her eye. We had finally got together. We where at her place had had a few drinks and made our way to the bedroom as I was down licking she was very wet I ce up for air wiped my face and noticed my hand was covered in blood then looked at her just as she sat up and vomited on me. Talk about mood killer. "

and just when I thought I've heard it all!!!

My worst experience was probably when guy came after 30sec. Now this can happen and usually you just try again. But this one blamed that my pussy is very tight, got dressed and left. Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Losing my virginity

Tout is this it!!!

Its kinda grown on me tho

"

I can see in your pics that it has definitely been growing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Worst experience was when I was about 23 I'd fancied the woman for a while she was early forties always seemed to have a glint in her eye. We had finally got together. We where at her place had had a few drinks and made our way to the bedroom as I was down licking she was very wet I ce up for air wiped my face and noticed my hand was covered in blood then looked at her just as she sat up and vomited on me. Talk about mood killer.

and just when I thought I've heard it all!!!

My worst experience was probably when guy came after 30sec. Now this can happen and usually you just try again. But this one blamed that my pussy is very tight, got dressed and left. Lovely. "

At least he left you with a compliment, sort of!

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two "

I've never felt so foreign reading this. I have no clue what you just wrote there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be honest"

when i lost my virginity,there i was expecting exctasy and all i got was flippin agony!i was so dissapointed,thank god as i got older it got better

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two

I've never felt so foreign reading this. I have no clue what you just wrote there. "

He was partaking of a bestial act with an immature bovine female, when the crate he was standing on fell over, thereby bending his manhood in an unnatural and unsafe manner.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two

I've never felt so foreign reading this. I have no clue what you just wrote there.

He was partaking of a bestial act with an immature bovine female, when the crate he was standing on fell over, thereby bending his manhood in an unnatural and unsafe manner. "

ou're almost as good as google translator, except 'bovine' was too advanced and I had to look it up. Thanks very much.

Not to myself: Better sign up for English classes ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two

I've never felt so foreign reading this. I have no clue what you just wrote there.

He was partaking of a bestial act with an immature bovine female, when the crate he was standing on fell over, thereby bending his manhood in an unnatural and unsafe manner. "

Being a native of Leitrim has its upsides eh M

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two

I've never felt so foreign reading this. I have no clue what you just wrote there.

He was partaking of a bestial act with an immature bovine female, when the crate he was standing on fell over, thereby bending his manhood in an unnatural and unsafe manner.

Being a native of Leitrim has its upsides eh M "

Frigging hell was it a freestate freisen ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Convincing 2 girls to come back to a mates house... 4 some soon flowing and the mate couldn't get it up.. One after another the girls left.. Still haven't forgiven him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg..pmsl... growing to love the forum.i actually found myself lol ... God knows what hubby thinks in the next room!

My worst experience. .my first meet. ..took me weeks of talking to"Michael 48" gorgeous silver Fox. . Quite buff.. tall. ...emmm no! He was old enough to be my dad (and that's saying something) 5'4 and then told me I was naive that everyone lied on these sites and we should go fuck anyway "as we were near a hotel" ....... he suited the coffee tipped accidently in his lap look though! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girl a dated briefly years ago, good looking girl and based on her personality I assumed she'd be good in bed.....she just lay there.

We broke up soon after.

It reminds me of the girl who visited the doctor and was asked was she sexuallly active. "No", says she "I just lie there!" "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being married. Some people think sex is for fun, some think it is for babies, she thought it was for others."
sad but happens a lot and not just the females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First meet with a couple.. She just lay there and didnt do anything. The hubby ended up fucking his wife .. And that was it! Why was I even there?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two

I've never felt so foreign reading this. I have no clue what you just wrote there.

He was partaking of a bestial act with an immature bovine female, when the crate he was standing on fell over, thereby bending his manhood in an unnatural and unsafe manner.

Being a native of Leitrim has its upsides eh M "

It has indeed!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Milk crate coped over this one time as I was at the wee hefer.....near bent the wee fella in two

I've never felt so foreign reading this. I have no clue what you just wrote there.

He was partaking of a bestial act with an immature bovine female, when the crate he was standing on fell over, thereby bending his manhood in an unnatural and unsafe manner.

Being a native of Leitrim has its upsides eh M

Frigging hell was it a freestate freisen ???? "

No, I'd say she was a highland cow. They look a bit orange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it !!!!!!!! This is the other side to all these " amazing " verif's we read about !! We're human after all !! lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Omg..pmsl... growing to love the forum.i actually found myself lol ... God knows what hubby thinks in the next room!

My worst experience. .my first meet. ..took me weeks of talking to"Michael 48" gorgeous silver Fox. . Quite buff.. tall. ...emmm no! He was old enough to be my dad (and that's saying something) 5'4 and then told me I was naive that everyone lied on these sites and we should go fuck anyway "as we were near a hotel" ....... he suited the coffee tipped accidently in his lap look though! !"

Micheal the silver fox??

I think I kno that guy

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over a year ago

Years ago while working in a large rural town I acquired the phone number of a good looking female customer (working in a pub, she happened to be someone i never seen before and she handed me her number), It came to closing time and of course I was curious so i sent a text and got an immediate reply, she came back up to the pub and we had one drink and headed to my place, she had a real fit body but for some reason I thought her top was a bit odd, longish sleeves in summer but i paid no more attention, it was long before we were in the bedroom and fooling around when I got the biggest shock of my life. Helping her take off her top I noticed on each wrist that she had stricthes in each, I never felt bad in all my life, It was the worst moment I had encountered while hoping for a joyous one. And before anyone gets on their high horse No we did not continue, yes she stayed the night. Yes i stayed in regular contact for three yrs until she just diet reply to me and no i never did get to experience what it would have been like afterwards. But that was definitely the biggest let down of my sexual history, made a friend for a while but an experience i hope not to repeat

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Omg..pmsl... growing to love the forum.i actually found myself lol ... God knows what hubby thinks in the next room!

My worst experience. .my first meet. ..took me weeks of talking to"Michael 48" gorgeous silver Fox. . Quite buff.. tall. ...emmm no! He was old enough to be my dad (and that's saying something) 5'4 and then told me I was naive that everyone lied on these sites and we should go fuck anyway "as we were near a hotel" ....... he suited the coffee tipped accidently in his lap look though! !

Micheal the silver fox??

I think I kno that guy"

Er, it wasn't me

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Years ago while working in a large rural town I acquired the phone number of a good looking female customer (working in a pub, she happened to be someone i never seen before and she handed me her number), It came to closing time and of course I was curious so i sent a text and got an immediate reply, she came back up to the pub and we had one drink and headed to my place, she had a real fit body but for some reason I thought her top was a bit odd, longish sleeves in summer but i paid no more attention, it was long before we were in the bedroom and fooling around when I got the biggest shock of my life. Helping her take off her top I noticed on each wrist that she had stricthes in each, I never felt bad in all my life, It was the worst moment I had encountered while hoping for a joyous one. And before anyone gets on their high horse No we did not continue, yes she stayed the night. Yes i stayed in regular contact for three yrs until she just diet reply to me and no i never did get to experience what it would have been like afterwards. But that was definitely the biggest let down of my sexual history, made a friend for a while but an experience i hope not to repeat"

Right, this calls for some sensitivity...

...and she had done that even before she had met you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently so, first time i encountered the pre kind myself

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By *ustful desiresCouple
over a year ago

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Our first meet was a disaster everything was going well till the man took out a speculum and wanted to examine me with it meet over very quickly!!

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By *allfungent24Man
over a year ago

city


"I met a guy who had talked the talk for ages and ages, when we met and kissed he kissed like a washing machine and was shaking all over, I asked him was he ok and was he nervous and he said he was super nervous. So I said alright lets take it slow. So I got undressed and so did he and I asked him to lay with me on the bed and just kiss for a while. He was kinda on top of me and his shaking turned into a shudder and then I felt warm liquid on my thigh. He panicked and got up and told me he was a virgin and got dressed and left!!!! defo the worst experience of my sexual life. If I had of known he was a virgin I wouldn't have met him at all"

Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our first meet was a disaster everything was going well till the man took out a speculum and wanted to examine me with it meet over very quickly!!"

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over a year ago


"I met a guy who had talked the talk for ages and ages, when we met and kissed he kissed like a washing machine and was shaking all over, I asked him was he ok and was he nervous and he said he was super nervous. So I said alright lets take it slow. So I got undressed and so did he and I asked him to lay with me on the bed and just kiss for a while. He was kinda on top of me and his shaking turned into a shudder and then I felt warm liquid on my thigh. He panicked and got up and told me he was a virgin and got dressed and left!!!! defo the worst experience of my sexual life. If I had of known he was a virgin I wouldn't have met him at all

Sorry about that "

lol well let's hope you last a little longer this time

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