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the moment you almost reveal your dirty secret

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By *hickFlick25 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

I have been doing a lil light dominatrix stuff recently and last night at a gig my housemate says "oops dropped a bit of beer on your shoe then sorry" instinctively I say "Lick it up then slave" dead pan. My mates all go quiet, bit spun out and I awkwardly try and laugh it off. Recon the secrets out? Anyone else almost had a slip of the tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol my sister found a dildo from one of myfuck buddies in the living room from a previous nights encounter ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!...

Had a slip of the tongue once, quite a few years ago...

I was with my Ex at the time.

We were sitting at the kitchen table, having breakfast (as you do)...

What I meant to say was "could you please pass me the marmalade Honey!?"....

But what came out was....

"You've ruined my life you fucking bitch"

She just looked up at me quizzically, so I repeat "could you pass me the marmalade please honey?"......

Phewwww!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Me and my fella wer goin off to meet up with a girl and my ma asked us wer we wer goin I said off to meet a moth we found online not even thinkin funniest half hour convo I ever had ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol my sister found a dildo from one of myfuck buddies in the living room from a previous nights encounter ooops"

I have a worse story,my mother discovered a vibe I thought I had lost when we where moving my room around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol my sister found a dildo from one of myfuck buddies in the living room from a previous nights encounter ooops

I have a worse story,my mother discovered a vibe I thought I had lost when we where moving my room around "
lol sofia how did 1 explain that 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was chatting to a work colleague and the conversation somewhat turned into having a 'sandwich' and the guy asked me if I had had a 'sandwich' before and I just let it slip out that I've had more than that.... he looked very shocked and I just said that I was messing with him. I would NEVER do anything like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a work colleague and the conversation somewhat turned into having a 'sandwich' and the guy asked me if I had had a 'sandwich' before and I just let it slip out that I've had more than that.... he looked very shocked and I just said that I was messing with him. I would NEVER do anything like this. "

Does spurting out a mouthful of tea onto my MiLaw's floor count when she asked if I'd ever tried a spit roast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol my sister found a dildo from one of myfuck buddies in the living room from a previous nights encounter ooops

I have a worse story,my mother discovered a vibe I thought I had lost when we where moving my room around lol sofia how did 1 explain that 1"

Told her ask me no questions I tell you no lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a work colleague and the conversation somewhat turned into having a 'sandwich' and the guy asked me if I had had a 'sandwich' before and I just let it slip out that I've had more than that.... he looked very shocked and I just said that I was messing with him. I would NEVER do anything like this.

Does spurting out a mouthful of tea onto my MiLaw's floor count when she asked if I'd ever tried a spit roast?

"

ooohh good one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol my sister found a dildo from one of myfuck buddies in the living room from a previous nights encounter ooops

I have a worse story,my mother discovered a vibe I thought I had lost when we where moving my room around lol sofia how did 1 explain that 1

Told her ask me no questions I tell you no lies "
lol brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a work colleague and the conversation somewhat turned into having a 'sandwich' and the guy asked me if I had had a 'sandwich' before and I just let it slip out that I've had more than that.... he looked very shocked and I just said that I was messing with him. I would NEVER do anything like this. "
lolsweetwhipsers ,,would you though lol

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

While training a ladies soccer team the other nite ..while we were stretching down l asked to spread their legs then later on l asked them to split up into couples

is fab on my mind a wee bit to much lol

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By *eise68Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Mine was a text gone wrong. I was going to a meet n greet a while back. I text my friend and said are you into swingers nite. My predictive text changed it to singles nite. I did not cop on.

My friend replied. Ya i love them been to loads. I was like woaaaa. Bring it on. I text her day after. I had no idea you were into swinging. She text. Look at ur sent texts. I looked back n it said singles nite. Oppss. So she now knows i am on here. Lol

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