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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok as a non native English speaker I'd like to find out more alternative names for penis and vagina lol. As its not a Facebook topic I thought I post it here........And what is it in Irish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock, trouser snake, dick

Twat, blurt, mingle, foo foo

To name a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady garden

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

willy unemployed (as in going to the loo described as going to shake hands with the unemployed)

pussy gee

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Male appendage

Man handle

willie

the monster

female bits

rabbit hole

cunt (not so appealing)

pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick, prick, cock all words too I can use as adjectives to describe certain ....I'll say things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock, Dick, Knob, Tool

pussy, lady Bits, Fairy, Box, Foofe

Can't think of any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hooten Annie

Blurt

Knob

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina: hairy Axe wound, furry burger, vertical smile, rasher, flaps, gee, gowl, clunge..

Penis: twig and berries, john Thomas, wavin, pipe, sausage, puddin'

Etc etc etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vagina: hairy Axe wound, furry burger, vertical smile, rasher, flaps, gee, gowl, clunge..

Penis: twig and berries, john Thomas, wavin, pipe, sausage, puddin'

Etc etc etc..."

Can't beat punani pml

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

The furry cup how can we forget that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growler

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Dick, prick, cock all words too I can use as adjectives to describe certain ....I'll say things lol

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people????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vagina: hairy Axe wound, furry burger, vertical smile, rasher, flaps, gee, gowl, clunge..

Penis: twig and berries, john Thomas, wavin, pipe, sausage, puddin'

Etc etc etc...

Can't beat punani pml"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG there is so many...that I havent heard of. Now I have to learn them off by heart lol...my homework for the day!!!!!! .. In Dutch we've poes eg pussy and doos eg box lol or kut which is also a swear word. Lul or pik for cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The furry cup how can we forget that one

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really now?

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Me mickey and front bottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me mickey and front bottom"
front bottom? No way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vagina: hairy Axe wound, furry burger, vertical smile, rasher, flaps, gee, gowl, clunge..

Penis: twig and berries, john Thomas, wavin, pipe, sausage, puddin'

Etc etc etc...

Can't beat punani pml

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hairy axe wound.... Jeeps!!! Doesnt sound very flattering....

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Muff!!!

Love muff diving

No sea to rough , no muff to tough ..we dive at 5,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But mostly used is cock and pussy I' d say isnt it? Or do ppl use all those mentioned above?

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

I like the word foo foo lol but my son calls his penis a dinty

a new word for ye

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Don't forget aunt fanny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge but only the way keith lemon say it otherwise i hate the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As gaeilge---

Faighin agus peineas

Had to Google that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flute ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vagina: hairy Axe wound, furry burger, vertical smile, rasher, flaps, gee, gowl, clunge..

Penis: twig and berries, john Thomas, wavin, pipe, sausage, puddin'

Etc etc etc..."

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The furry cup how can we forget that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rod

One eyed snake

langer

Snatch

Flange

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By *hillen89Man
over a year ago

London

Pork sword or beef bayonet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flute ..."

Or trumpet or trombone

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By *ardtofindMan
over a year ago

galway

Peach

Rodger

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By *ardtofindMan
over a year ago

galway

Peach

Todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jordan calls hers a Ninny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis= Snake

Vagina=jungle ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Pirate in Mens Pants

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Penis = meat and two veg

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By *hillMan
over a year ago

cobh

Micilin mor agus caite deas. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shlong"

Pissing myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive learned a lot today and honestly I never heard half of them.! thanks everyone!

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

Mutton dagger , One eyed Monster.

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

Vagina ... The promised land

Penis ... The hard man looking for the promised land.

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

"Ok as a non native English speaker I'd like to find out more alternative names for penis and vagina lol. As its not a Facebook topic I thought I post it here........And what is it in Irish lol"

There was an adult comic called Viz, (it may still be around). They brought out a book called Roger's Profanisarus, which is like a dictionary of slang swear words. My favourite was 'Mandruff'- Dried flakes of lovepiss found on one's wife's head and shoulders.

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By *hillen89Man
over a year ago

London

"Flute ...

Or trumpet or trombone"

Tromboner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mary is one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not forgetting crack and gash and bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lad. When me and the lad are out having fun my golly its fun with a capital F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lad. When me and the lad are out having fun my golly its fun with a capital F

but im sure when the "lad" and "lady" get together its FUN with capitals!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lad. When me and the lad are out having fun my golly its fun with a capital F

but im sure when the "lad" and "lady" get together its FUN with capitals!!!!

Your a lady shall we find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

muff and jumbone .. lol

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

My favourite is piss flaps..

Also like Wizards Sleeve for those ladies who can accomodate a larger gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet pig wi no ears

Skin flute

Vomiting dummy

Bear wi no teeth

jukebox

Love pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM"

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