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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was at a funeral for the last few days and we were all dreading the eulogy as the son is likely to say ANYTHING!

Anyway after being warned by the priest beforehand to keep it handy what doea the bold son do:

*steps up on alter-smirks*

"Dad always said-If you cant dazzle them with Diamonds, Dazzle them with Bullshit"

*Mad Priest*

Anyone ever encounter any others? It wasn't your traditional dry/emotional one.

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By *edrockcoupleCouple
over a year ago

athlone


"

I was at a funeral for the last few days and we were all dreading the eulogy as the son is likely to say ANYTHING!

Anyway after being warned by the priest beforehand to keep it handy what doea the bold son do:

*steps up on alter-smirks*

"Dad always said-If you cant dazzle them with Diamonds, Dazzle them with Bullshit"

*Mad Priest*

Anyone ever encounter any others? It wasn't your traditional dry/emotional one.

"

brilliant

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