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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a tradesmen I do be regular in and out of strangers houses and the elusive seduction has never happened not that I haven't thought and fantasised about it tho!! I've worked for some incredible beautiful women but always remained professional! Hands up and tell if you've ever seduced tradesmen that came to your house?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn predictive text sort for the bad grammer

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.

Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.

Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.

My en suite sink links into my hallway .

That's just for starters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn predictive text sort for the bad grammer"

The first thing I said to myself when I read it was:

"Cool, at least the dude has good grammar"

I even thought about sending you a cyber hug.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

It's leaks not links

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.

Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.

Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.

My en suite sink links into my hallway .

That's just for starters. "

You know what desert is don't you!

Get in there my son

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.

Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.

Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.

My en suite sink links into my hallway .

That's just for starters. "

Oh no problem at all in sure we could come to some arrangement

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.

Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.

Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.

My en suite sink links into my hallway .

That's just for starters.

Oh no problem at all in sure we could come to some arrangement"
woohoo Showering in the dark is not good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.

Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.

Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.

My en suite sink links into my hallway .

That's just for starters.

Oh no problem at all in sure we could come to some arrangement woohoo Showering in the dark is not good. "

depends who u are in the shower with

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

That's true cj ain't thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well "

hmmm laying a floor i have heard of stranger lays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well

hmmm laying a floor i have heard of stranger lays "
thats just the floorplay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well

hmmm laying a floor i have heard of stranger lays thats just the floorplay "

hahaha classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.

Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.

Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.

My en suite sink links into my hallway .

That's just for starters. "

hi there im a plumber and i can fix ur sink and do ur other little things u need doing and not looking for anything in return..and i live not far from wicklow town...

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Friend of mine was getting a new bathroom and she got in a threesome with the plumber and hiss apprentice. When the invoice arrived she was charged in full for the bathroom and also for parts and labour for "servicing old boiler".

She still doesnt see the funny side of it, I pissed myself!

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"Friend of mine was getting a new bathroom and she got in a threesome with the plumber and hiss apprentice. When the invoice arrived she was charged in full for the bathroom and also for parts and labour for "servicing old boiler".

She still doesnt see the funny side of it, I pissed myself!"

very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Friend of mine was getting a new bathroom and she got in a threesome with the plumber and hiss apprentice. When the invoice arrived she was charged in full for the bathroom and also for parts and labour for "servicing old boiler".

She still doesnt see the funny side of it, I pissed myself!"

Hahaha very funny

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

The standing joke tho getting the boiler serviced mine is serviced. .

I just have leaks in my en suit .

My last plumber was telling me he is a part time fire man .....

major thoughts running in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a tradesmen I do be regular in and out of strangers houses and the elusive seduction has never happened not that I haven't thought and fantasised about it tho!! I've worked for some incredible beautiful women but always remained professional! Hands up and tell if you've ever seduced tradesmen that came to your house?! "

I havn't seen a tradesman with a body like that in a while where I live....usually big bellies and builders bum! lol

What sort of 'jobs' do you do again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a tradesmen I do be regular in and out of strangers houses and the elusive seduction has never happened not that I haven't thought and fantasised about it tho!! I've worked for some incredible beautiful women but always remained professional! Hands up and tell if you've ever seduced tradesmen that came to

I havn't seen a tradesman with a body like that in a while where I live....usually big bellies and builders bum! lol

What sort of 'jobs' do you do again? "

Hahahaha thanks I'm in Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a tradesmen I do be regular in and out of strangers houses and the elusive seduction has never happened not that I haven't thought and fantasised about it tho!! I've worked for some incredible beautiful women but always remained professional! Hands up and tell if you've ever seduced tradesmen that came to your house?!

I havn't seen a tradesman with a body like that in a while where I live....usually big bellies and builders bum! lol

What sort of 'jobs' do you do again? "
oi hands off...i bagsed him first....lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Sorry curvy darling you're wrong he's doing my en suite first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a tiler and i will help you lay any thing where you living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry curvy darling you're wrong he's doing my en suite first "
gggrrrr i wont fight you letmebe coz i like you lots so i will stand aside

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Sorry curvy darling you're wrong he's doing my en suite first gggrrrr i wont fight you letmebe coz i like you lots so i will stand aside "
we can share him hes does my leaks he does your floor every ones s winner even op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry curvy darling you're wrong he's doing my en suite first gggrrrr i wont fight you letmebe coz i like you lots so i will stand aside we can share him hes does my leaks he does your floor every ones s winner even op. "
ok deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahahaha you pair are nuts anybody else need anything done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the time letmebe and curvy are finished with you, you will need a break lol.

And I'm too far away for you to travel to do a repair job......but sure if you are looking for a place to go on daytrip.......lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time letmebe and curvy are finished with you, you will need a break lol.

And I'm too far away for you to travel to do a repair job......but sure if you are looking for a place to go on daytrip.......lolol

"
ooooooooohhh get on the day trip....sneeky....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the time letmebe and curvy are finished with you, you will need a break lol.

And I'm too far away for you to travel to do a repair job......but sure if you are looking for a place to go on daytrip.......lolol

ooooooooohhh get on the day trip....sneeky.... "

Lmao Curvy......its a nice day trip to the North!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha I'm in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a train journey away..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I'm in the middle "
well ya better get planning your route so

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By *eteyeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one..."

Don't be telling porkies no more tradesmen left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one...

Don't be telling porkies no more tradesmen left "
oh sporty hes tryin to move in on ur game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one...

Don't be telling porkies no more tradesmen left oh sporty hes tryin to move in on ur game "

Don't hate the player , hate the game I may sub contract work out should it ever get too much for me but I'm young"ish" fit and healthy

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By *eteyeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one...

Don't be telling porkies no more tradesmen left oh sporty hes tryin to move in on ur game

Don't hate the player , hate the game I may sub contract work out should it ever get too much for me but I'm young"ish" fit and healthy"

work away sporty, just offering alternative services, always leave a mess though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And girls in case ur still looking I run a household maintenance and repair company we do it all indoors and out and I'm a regular in wexford Wicklow Carlow and Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone looking a quote for any work doin in the north I'll be happy to give u one wouldn't go in to the south tho sporty is bout to go international lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a electrician and when I was younger I was involved in houseing contact's I was allways chatting up the girls in the house and I did manage to bed quite a few and on recent years I was doing a refurbishment of a famous old building in Belfast and ended up with the woman in charge for about 6 months . So girls call me I will remove your shorts and check out your box lol

Free quotations to girls between 25 and 55 lol

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local


"And girls in case ur still looking I run a household maintenance and repair company we do it all indoors and out and I'm a regular in wexford Wicklow Carlow and Dublin "

yea I'm the same but I cover the whole country, my companys motto, 'The Complete Service',,mail me NOW,,,

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Anyone looking a quote for any work doin in the north I'll be happy to give u one wouldn't go in to the south tho sporty is bout to go international lol"

Can u put up a price list?

What would a kiss, hj, bj, etc get ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh haha all the tradesmen come out of the woodwork

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

May as well throw my hard hat into the ring ha.

im an electrician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?"

would that be ur lady garden cause i have a wacker here that would trim any untidy edges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?

would that be ur lady garden cause i have a wacker here that would trim any untidy edges "

Lol no unfortunately it is a sixty foot long back garden

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?

would that be ur lady garden cause i have a wacker here that would trim any untidy edges

Lol no unfortunately it is a sixty foot long back garden"

sixty foot jayus looks like ill need a refill for my wacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?

would that be ur lady garden cause i have a wacker here that would trim any untidy edges

Lol no unfortunately it is a sixty foot long back garden

sixty foot jayus looks like ill need a refill for my wacker "

My garden scares most guys lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I said jayus i didn't say i was scared should i be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale! "

ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!

ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty "

So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!

ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty

So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak? "

all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)

problem sorted

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!

ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty

So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?

all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)

problem sorted "

What's troughly? Extra rough??

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.

Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.

Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.

My en suite sink links into my hallway .

That's just for starters. "
sounds like its a new house you need ..

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well "
will the reward include VAT!!!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"Friend of mine was getting a new bathroom and she got in a threesome with the plumber and hiss apprentice. When the invoice arrived she was charged in full for the bathroom and also for parts and labour for "servicing old boiler".

She still doesnt see the funny side of it, I pissed myself!"
excellent

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!

ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty

So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?

all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)

problem sorted

What's troughly? Extra rough??"

depends on what is required to satisfy the customer some need silk gloves others need a bit of manhandling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm a tradesman in Galway so anyone with any jobs dat need sorting I'm here payment method is up for debate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!

ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty

So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?

all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)

problem sorted "

OK CJ, your hired!

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By *hillMan
over a year ago

cobh

I'm a landscaper, and I'm quite good around wayward bushes and wild meadows. ..can manicure and trim them nicely

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper, and I'm quite good around wayward bushes and wild meadows. ..can manicure and trim them nicely"

Interesting.....I must have a wee look at my garden to see if it needs attention

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!

ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty

So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?

all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)

problem sorted

OK CJ, your hired! "

whoo hoo tight white t shirt and snickers trousers are a requirement i presume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just throwing my name in if any ladies need some handy work doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any mechanics? just asking.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any mechanics? just asking....."

no papers but yea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any mechanics? just asking.....

no papers but yea lol"

ah jaysus, i'm not driving to derry to change a thermostat! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper, and I'm quite good around wayward bushes and wild meadows. ..can manicure and trim them nicely"

Pity you are so far away I have 60' of near wilderness with a trampoline in there somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u have the tools handy ?? if so u can do ANYTHING with YouTube !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do u have the tools handy ?? if so u can do ANYTHING with YouTube !!!"

nope, but i just bought the t-stat for 20 quid`!

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By *ickihubbyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Nothing sexier than a guy in work gear snickers I love them they get me so turned on and the dirtier the better hehe it's a real cause of put me up against the wall and just take me there and then hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a tradesman, but I do have a tool box which any of you girls can have whenever you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any ladies need a tiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be up in dublin area saturday if any ladies want me to service their washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well "
I'm painter and decorator with a long extendable pole and a hard hat. Can i be of any assistance? No job to small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well I'm painter and decorator with a long extendable pole and a hard hat. Can i be of any assistance? No job to small. "

Now you show up, after I'm halfway through painting the spare beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well I'm painter and decorator with a long extendable pole and a hard hat. Can i be of any assistance? No job to small. Have been told I'm am great at finishing

Now you show up, after I'm halfway through painting the spare beds "

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