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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've all had at least one I want to hear from the rest of yee and who has the worst......

Starting off I always pull muscles in my back nothing as sore or once I pulled a muscle in my ass.....

Hoping to here some funny ones from the rest of yee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unreal totally painful cramps in both legs in both my gf and i from too intense orgasms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red eye lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep Ali i know the feeling lol... stings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"red eye lol "

Haha. Ooops what happened? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentioned this last week also.

Lasy from here I met at the start we broke her bed and killed her dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die. "

yep life without music is a bitch,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentioned this last week also.

Lasy from here I met at the start we broke her bed and killed her dog

"

cruelty to animals,thts disgraceful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentioned this last week also.

Lasy from here I met at the start we broke her bed and killed her dog

cruelty to animals,thts disgraceful!"

The Dog was under the bed, died the next day in the vets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentioned this last week also.

Lasy from here I met at the start we broke her bed and killed her dog

cruelty to animals,thts disgraceful!

The Dog was under the bed, died the next day in the vets"

Keeping my rabbits away from you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, "

do u play the banjo tom?

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By *un4fun23456Man
over a year ago

ennis


"Mentioned this last week also.

Lasy from here I met at the start we broke her bed and killed her dog

"
are u sure it wasn't her hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol "

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing major happened, but the odd cramp or two, some bruises and falling off the bed... sliding off the car bonnet... things like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carpet burns and bruises thts it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. "
shouldnt laugh...sounds pretty bad...sorries....

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

cramp in my arm from fingering a lady and not being allowed to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cramp in my arm from fingering a lady and not being allowed to stop"

Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. shouldnt laugh...sounds

pretty bad...sorries.... "

Its grand not funny at time but is now. In saying that i get a little (little been the operative word ) twinge in my penis when i think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. shouldnt laugh...sounds

pretty bad...sorries....

Its grand not funny at time but is now. In saying that i get a little (little been the operative word ) twinge in my penis when i think of it. "
kinky lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Sore knees.bumps and bruises.general exhaustion.thats just from this mornings meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sore knees.bumps and bruises.general exhaustion.thats just from this mornings meet "

oh yea forgot sore knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. shouldnt laugh...sounds

pretty bad...sorries....

Its grand not funny at time but is now. In saying that i get a little (little been the operative word ) twinge in my penis when i think of it. kinky lol"

What ever your into .

Going to mail you kazz keep your eye out for it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. shouldnt laugh...sounds

pretty bad...sorries....

Its grand not funny at time but is now. In saying that i get a little (little been the operative word ) twinge in my penis when i think of it. kinky lol

What ever your into .

Going to mail you kazz keep your eye out for it. X"
if you were reading previous thread it might get lost in the masses lol...but for you I'll keep an eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. shouldnt laugh...sounds

pretty bad...sorries....

Its grand not funny at time but is now. In saying that i get a little (little been the operative word ) twinge in my penis when i think of it. kinky lol

What ever your into .

Going to mail you kazz keep your eye out for it. Xif you were reading previous thread it might get lost in the masses lol...but for you I'll keep an eye out "

I did see the previous one that's why i gave you the heads up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. shouldnt laugh...sounds

pretty bad...sorries....

Its grand not funny at time but is now. In saying that i get a little (little been the operative word ) twinge in my penis when i think of it. kinky lol

What ever your into .

Going to mail you kazz keep your eye out for it. Xif you were reading previous thread it might get lost in the masses lol...but for you I'll keep an eye out

I did see the previous one that's why i gave you the heads up. "
oh you are good lol

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,,

do u play the banjo tom?"

Yes I fiddle a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,,

do u play the banjo tom?

Yes I fiddle a lot "

lol,u can play yur fiddle and mine anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My whole body aches today.. my tummy, my back, my legs, my hips, my shoulders.. I was turned upsidedown last night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a long drive home today from a meet and it was painful.legs are still shaking and my poor foo foo is well and truely fucked..!!! soooo worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ripped my banjo string when i was about 19. I actually cried tought i was going to die.

yep life without music is a bitch,, lol

Believe me not funny at the time. My gf at the time screamed as did i and her sister burst in room. Took me to D doc needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer. shouldnt laugh...sounds

pretty bad...sorries....

Its grand not funny at time but is now. In saying that i get a little (little been the operative word ) twinge in my penis when i think of it. kinky lol

What ever your into .

Going to mail you kazz keep your eye out for it. Xif you were reading previous thread it might get lost in the masses lol...but for you I'll keep an eye out

I did see the previous one that's why i gave you the heads up. oh you

are good lol"
O why thank you sure i do put very little effort in but for you ill give it my all.

Haha. Ok i have actually confused myself what are we talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain "

Yeah do try to explain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. "
i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked. "

when you screamed out in pain, did he think you were screaming with pleasure?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked. "

Bahaha. Id have loving to see that funny as fock. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked.

when you screamed out in pain, did he think you were screaming with pleasure?? lol"
yes he did....it was killer.it was disasterous.very hard to explain when i got home..!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked.

Bahaha. Id have loving to see that funny as fock. Lol"
thats a bit mean...it was fkn sore.not funny...ya lil shit..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked.

when you screamed out in pain, did he think you were screaming with pleasure?? lolyes he did....it was killer.it was disasterous.very hard to explain when i got home..!!!!!"

It would be hard to explain for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked.

Bahaha. Id have loving to see that funny as fock. Lolthats a bit mean...it was fkn sore.not funny...ya lil shit..!! "

Ah cc Im sorry. please do forgive me.

Ps love your new profile pic.

now you have to forgive me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With me its the tongue. After half an hour my lower jaw aches and she's still screaming and won't let me stop. Anyone else use the bridge of their nose against her clit to give their mouth a rest??? Just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yrs ago i got punched in side of head so hard my earlobe bled .. as a wonderful young lady gave me a bj at the front of a bus around side of nightclub in near ballybunion ..i saw stars when her dad woke up in drivers seat...he was the driver!! And he didnt take lightly to his daughter being naughty up against his bus.. lets just say i staggered off with sore head and she got an earful from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked.

Bahaha. Id have loving to see that funny as fock. Lolthats a bit mean...it was fkn sore.not funny...ya lil shit..!!

Ah cc Im sorry. please do forgive me.

Ps love your new profile pic.

now you have to forgive me. "
ok then...ur forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also broke to fingers on a meet before....painful and difficult to expain

Yeah do try to explain. i went to grab the headboard but just as i did he lashed hard and instead of grabbing the headboard i punched it.broke 2fingers.the pain.they are still a little crooked.

Bahaha. Id have loving to see that funny as fock. Lolthats a bit mean...it was fkn sore.not funny...ya lil shit..!!

Ah cc Im sorry. please do forgive me.

Ps love your new profile pic.

now you have to forgive me. ok then...ur forgiven "

xx

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I got Thrombosis a few years ago.

It's a blood clot in a vein in the penis. It was uncomfortable and worrying. It was much improved in a week and gone in a few weeks, I just had to abstain or reduce any kind of action (self inflicted or otherwise).. ouch

It was caused by friction essentially. I was in bed with a girl I'd been on about 5 dates with and she didn't want to 'go all the way' (I swear we weren't in a 1950's film!!) so I guess we were doing more 'dry humping' than I'd normally do and so the next day I spotted the damage...

It was a once off though thank feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god thats awful

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Once had a meet with a Cpl and she was going cowgirl on him as i spanked her ass she seemed to be enjoying it as she said harder my hand beared down he pushed up her ass rose and i met him square on the nuts ouch he screamed i apologize as we all burst out laughing still feel his pain

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By *xpandmyhorizonsMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

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