FabSwingers.com forum: The IDEAL FAB Man....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having looked especially today at the needs and wants of diverse couples and singles on here the ideal FAB man should be:

Between the ages of 30-35.

Good looking as George Clooney

Slim like Bond.

Hung like Saddam Hussein.

Funny as Dara o Brian

Bi as David Bowie,

A tongue like the blue whale,

The stamina of an Olympian.

Oh and is kind to animals.

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

Cork

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

Cork

"Having looked especially today at the needs and wants of diverse couples and singles on here the ideal FAB man should be:

Between the ages of 30-35.

Good looking as George Clooney

Slim like Bond.

Hung like Saddam Hussein.

Funny as Dara o Brian

Bi as David Bowie,

A tongue like the blue whale,

The stamina of an Olympian.

Oh and is kind to animals.

Funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

Not always necessary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

Not always necessary

Mmmm so i was right on all the rest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

Not always necessary

Mmmm so i was right on all the rest?

It's a start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

Not always necessary

Mmmm so i was right on all the rest?

It's a start

Jeez Sofia...your one picky lady,if his dick was made of 24kt gold would it make a difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

Not always necessary

Mmmm so i was right on all the rest?

It's a start

Jeez Sofia...your one picky lady,if his dick was made of 24kt gold would it make a difference?

Nah, sure then it would just get smaller as you would want a bit off each time you wanted to go shopping

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

if he looked like george clooney i would gladly over look the rest

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

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"Having looked especially today at the needs and wants of diverse couples and singles on here the ideal FAB man should be:

Between the ages of 30-35.

Good looking as George Clooney

Slim like Bond.

Hung like Saddam Hussein.

Funny as Dara o Brian

Bi as David Bowie,

A tongue like the blue whale,

The stamina of an Olympian.

Oh and is kind to animals.

Is this YOUR ideal man??? Def not mine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

Not always necessary

Mmmm so i was right on all the rest?

It's a start

Jeez Sofia...your one picky lady,if his dick was made of 24kt gold would it make a difference?

Nah, sure then it would just get smaller as you would want a bit off each time you wanted to go shopping

Well at least money isn't your turning point...and my dick is safe Phewwww !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know that exact guy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having looked especially today at the needs and wants of diverse couples and singles on here the ideal FAB man should be:

Between the ages of 30-35.

Good looking as George Clooney

Slim like Bond.

Hung like Saddam Hussein.

Funny as Dara o Brian

Bi as David Bowie,

A tongue like the blue whale,

The stamina of an Olympian.

Oh and is kind to animals.

Is this YOUR ideal man??? Def not mine..."

Errr the needs and wants of FAB couples and singles.NOT MY IDEAL as my ideal man is me...as you love yourself first.

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

Cork

have my ideal man, dont think there is a second mr crazy in this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and part of a couple....forgot that.

Not always necessary

Mmmm so i was right on all the rest?

It's a start

Jeez Sofia...your one picky lady,if his dick was made of 24kt gold would it make a difference?

Nah, sure then it would just get smaller as you would want a bit off each time you wanted to go shopping

Well at least money isn't your turning point...and my dick is safe Phewwww !"

Your virtue may be a different thing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have my ideal man, dont think there is a second mr crazy in this world

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awww thats so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have my ideal man, dont think there is a second mr crazy in this world

gettin o his good side coming uo to valentines are ya lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is alive and well and living in cork ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have my ideal man, dont think there is a second mr crazy in this world

Awww sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have my ideal man, dont think there is a second mr crazy in this world

gettin o his good side coming uo to valentines are ya lol"

Cheeky monkey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meh, George Clooney is too old for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"meh, George Clooney is too old for me

Any cradles with male babies in them..??

Watch out Sweetwhispers about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Def not mine..."

Nor mine either........George Clooney really!!

Lol

Sorry Mrs Davie t x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"meh, George Clooney is too old for me

Any cradles with male babies in them..??

Watch out Sweetwhispers about.

you wrote it yourself, they should be between 30-35... Fine George is over 50 i believe. Nothing against that, but that's outside my age range and also not consistent with your list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"meh, George Clooney is too old for me

Any cradles with male babies in them..??

Watch out Sweetwhispers about.

you wrote it yourself, they should be between 30-35... Fine George is over 50 i believe. Nothing against that, but that's outside my age range and also not consistent with your list lol

He's probably just doing the same as a few people do on here and lie bout their age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have my ideal man, dont think there is a second mr crazy in this world

gettin o his good side coming uo to valentines are ya lol

Cheeky monkey lol"

maybe I should steal your name lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"meh, George Clooney is too old for me

Any cradles with male babies in them..??

Watch out Sweetwhispers about.

you wrote it yourself, they should be between 30-35... Fine George is over 50 i believe. Nothing against that, but that's outside my age range and also not consistent with your list lol

Ahem...i said "as good looking as George Clooney" not as old as him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem...i said "as good looking as George Clooney" not as old as him.

Damn! You got me there! lol

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

Cork

"have my ideal man, dont think there is a second mr crazy in this world

gettin o his good side coming uo to

valentines are ya lol"

she is always on my good side valentines or no valentines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disagree, you just need to change your tune is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

george clooney is mingin looking lol my ideal fab man would be these guys

steven gerard

channing tatum

wintworth miller

eminem

all of the above hom ma nommmm nommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh ste gettin it now lol

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Looks like I am not gonna have any competition for Georges affections ....yum suites me just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom hardy!!....yum yum

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"Having looked especially today at the needs and wants of diverse couples and singles on here the ideal FAB man should be:

Between the ages of 30-35.

Good looking as George Clooney

Slim like Bond.

Hung like Saddam Hussein.

Funny as Dara o Brian

Bi as David Bowie,

A tongue like the blue whale,

The stamina of an Olympian.

Oh and is kind to animals.

Thought you were describing me - that is until I woke up and looked in the mirror!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having looked especially today at the needs and wants of diverse couples and singles on here the ideal FAB man should be:

Between the ages of 30-35.

Good looking as George Clooney

Slim like Bond.

Hung like Saddam Hussein.

Funny as Dara o Brian

Bi as David Bowie,

A tongue like the blue whale,

The stamina of an Olympian.

Oh and is kind to animals.

nope not my fab guy!dont fancy george clooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom hardy!!....yum yum"

god yea id eat him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom hardy!!....yum yum

god yea id eat him!!!"
great taste!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom hardy!!....yum yum

god yea id eat him!!!great taste!!

id imagine he wud taste as gud as he luks delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom hardy!!....yum yum

god yea id eat him!!!great taste!!

id imagine he wud taste as gud as he luks delicious

For a second there i tought you's were talking about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom hardy!!....yum yum

god yea id eat him!!!great taste!!

id imagine he wud taste as gud as he luks delicious

For a second there i tought you's were talking about me.

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its our pet name for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having looked especially today at the needs and wants of diverse couples and singles on here the ideal FAB man should be:

Between the ages of 30-35.

Good looking as George Clooney

Slim like Bond.

Hung like Saddam Hussein.

Funny as Dara o Brian

Bi as David Bowie,

A tongue like the blue whale,

The stamina of an Olympian.

Oh and is kind to animals.

im ...i...im..just blown away.....i can't believe it....you.guys......yer all unreal....im only gone 2days and yee do this for me...... my very own thread....i..i...id just like. to thank you all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom hardy!!....yum yum

god yea id eat him!!!great taste!!

id imagine he wud taste as gud as he luks delicious

For a second there i tought you's were talking about me.

its our pet name for you lol

Why thanks.

Im blushing here.

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