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Oddest Gifts Received

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had to put this up!

(Today)

A kid: Hi _______ I got you an easter present

Me: Erm,okay........

*He puts his hand in his pocket and gives me a fig roll*

I am not coding! !

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What's the oddest thing you've received

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

My sister got me a big lump of sheep skin 1 xmas

Paid alot for it to

Dont kno wat she wanted me to do with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend of mine used to get his aul fella a 6pack of .

Haven't a clue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 or 7 years ago I got a 30euro petrol voucher as a birthday gift

The gift itself was great but would have been so much better if I had a car to put it into or any vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to give us the presents from the year before if it hadn't been used once got the same present 4 years running. Lol. It was a model making kit. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Friend of mine once worked at the drive thru and would throw all sorts into the bag

Free chips/burgers/napkins and 20 straws (no drinks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum used to give us the presents from the year before if it hadn't been used once got the same present 4 years running. Lol. It was a model making kit. Lol. "

I can see why it wasn't used lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum used to give us the presents from the year before if it hadn't been used once got the same present 4 years running. Lol. It was a model making kit. Lol.

I can see why it wasn't used lol "

Was a mistake when it was first got my brother bought it from argos thought it was an a alarm clock he was as shocked as I was when it was opened lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" 6 or 7 years ago I got a 30euro petrol voucher as a birthday gift

The gift itself was great but would have been so much better if I had a car to put it into or any vehicle "

Ah Brill

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit


" 6 or 7 years ago I got a 30euro petrol voucher as a birthday gift

The gift itself was great but would have been so much better if I had a car to put it into or any vehicle

Ah Brill "

Ah but sure isn't that when you do the "OMG!!!! YOU BOUGHT ME A CAR!!!!" bit...

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

First xmas I came over here which would have been about 20 years ago, my sister wrapped our presents before we went through security at the airport. Wondered why they kept putting it through the machine and asking if we knew what was in it. It was a water gun......never been so embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" 6 or 7 years ago I got a 30euro petrol voucher as a birthday gift

The gift itself was great but would have been so much better if I had a car to put it into or any vehicle

Ah Brill

Ah but sure isn't that when you do the "OMG!!!! YOU BOUGHT ME A CAR!!!!" bit..."

It was more OMG nana is losing her mind!!!

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

But this is all good! Only 11 months left.... I need ideas. .

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit


"But this is all good! Only 11 months left.... I need ideas. . "

And the jar of olives with special olive forks.... lovely! !!!! Thanks sooomuch!!!! How did you know? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a pair of stick eye balls that rolled down the windo and a jelly penis from Anne summers for a Xmas present. I wanted green contact lenses. He never was a very thoughtful ex hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my birthday one year I got a box of crackers, a pack of baby nappies and a bar of rock from my friends. No idea why.

When I first went to live in England had a house warming party, all my husbands friends got together and decided to buy the same presents. Toilet roll, I thought it was an English thing. Excellent present we never had to buy toilet roll for a whole year

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

I got a lemon tree once. Took years, but it needs 3 people. One for the gin, one for the tonic and me for the lemons. Only brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a pair of stick eye balls that rolled down the windo and a jelly penis from Anne summers for a Xmas present. I wanted green contact lenses. He never was a very thoughtful ex hubby"

Hence the ex part lol. Why green contacts lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a pair of stick eye balls that rolled down the windo and a jelly penis from Anne summers for a Xmas present. I wanted green contact lenses. He never was a very thoughtful ex hubby

Hence the ex part lol. Why green contacts lol?"

I have brown eyes and love green eyes very sexy, the week we split up I bought myself a set lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a pair of stick eye balls that rolled down the windo and a jelly penis from Anne summers for a Xmas present. I wanted green contact lenses. He never was a very thoughtful ex hubby

Hence the ex part lol. Why green contacts lol?

I have brown eyes and love green eyes very sexy, the week we split up I bought myself a set lol"

Lol yeah always good to get the things you didn't when with someone. I changed the car lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a pair of stick eye balls that rolled down the windo and a jelly penis from Anne summers for a Xmas present. I wanted green contact lenses. He never was a very thoughtful ex hubby"
pmsl

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