FabSwingers.com forum: Oh woe is me!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a few weeks with heavy threads I thought I would start this tongue in cheek thread about what you should be woeful for if you could be bothered.

Mines is I broke a nail this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is I broke a tooth on Friday, but I am getting it fixed for free yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recovering from a migraine

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

my garden furniture got blowen to bits in the storms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im happy today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am having to cook tea tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recovering from a migraine ..."
hate migraines....i feel ur pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nipped my jeans with a chainsaw yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nipped my jeans with a chainsaw yesterday"
mmmm sexy...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sick

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aww get well soon..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sick

aww get well soon..xx"

Awe thanks

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Smothered with a head cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must wait 4 more days for valentines party

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Woe is me!! The queue of hot women outside my door is really starting to get very long and my neighbours are complaining. What can I do?? I can only satisfy a dozen or so per day as I've a job etc too... Tis a real quandary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what woeful means!!

Will have to look it up when I'm on the laptop later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got my smear and std results and all clear so im happy out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got my smear and std results and all clear so im happy out

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actually that something that people dont talk about much on here.std screening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet pulled out tonight!

Mother Nature (weather)

Grouphug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulled out of where???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pulled out of where???

Behave yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a few weeks with heavy threads I thought I would start this tongue in cheek thread about what you should be woeful for if you could be bothered.

Mines is I broke a nail this morning

I caught my belly button ring in my shower puff in the shower this morning and it hurt like hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a few weeks with heavy threads I thought I would start this tongue in cheek thread about what you should be woeful for if you could be bothered.

Mines is I broke a nail this morning

I caught my belly button ring in my shower puff in the shower this morning and it hurt like hell!"

Oh cool you've a shower puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a few weeks with heavy threads I thought I would start this tongue in cheek thread about what you should be woeful for if you could be bothered.

Mines is I broke a nail this morning

I caught my belly button ring in my shower puff in the shower this morning and it hurt like hell!

Oh cool you've a shower puff"

Actually I've 3 one is black,one is white and the other purple to match me walls

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

For starters! My buddy h is not well! That hurts! 2nd cc is getting grief! Don't know, but still love that lady, so leave off! 3rd and this issserious! Nobody will tell me which bottle! Red or white? Im getting thirsty here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a shower puff

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"What's a shower puff"

What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a shower puff

What's that? "

What is it?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I have a child that follows me everywhere.

Just told her the umbilical cord was cut. .

now im getting the "why' question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a shower puff

What's that?

What is it?"

Its like a sponge to clean yourself with in the shower

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"What's a shower puff

What's that?

What is it?"

What's a shpower puff. ..

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a child that follows me everywhere.

Just told her the umbilical cord was cut. .

now im getting the "why' question!

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mud.....just in general feckin fed up of it....on me shoes....on...me floors....oo me feckin dog....now on my pillow and on the sofa...and all down the hallway.....mud is woeful!!!!!!

and yous ladies wana come over.....bottle of wine ..... bit of tiding up....you could even make a pizza.....if ya like...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jack how could anyone refuse an offer like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recovering from a migraine "
sorry to hear...I know the feeling....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am couging my lungs out... Feeling shit.. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ste broke my tablet my phone broke and my chest infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack how could anyone refuse an offer like that

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that's what i thought...... me inbox will prob start filling soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fcuking snow

I was supposed to go to a party today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid of the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of the wind

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do farts frighten ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of the wind

Parp

Sorry couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept on my arm all night n now iv a knot and can hardly move oh the pain can someone come over and rub it for me it goin to make shopping today very hard no man to lift all the bags lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woe is me today for sure.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"woe is me today for sure.....

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surely u mean wow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward.

the very opposite of a possible diet break montage.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

The weather is pure shot and I hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"woe is me today for sure.....

surely u mean wow....

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awww jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward.

the very opposite of a possible diet break montage.

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ur always diet break even on a bad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward.

the very opposite of a possible diet break montage.

ur always diet break even on a bad day

Lol aww your too sweet xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward.

the very opposite of a possible diet break montage.

ur always diet break even on a bad day

feckin sugar free....always sweeter

Lol aww your too sweet xxxx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long u got I got whole list if woes .....my first would be plz arrange 3 some FFm then he says oh sorry got no time...... WANKER!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My woe is can't get rid of a girl who was stalking me last year thought she had gone but has now resurfaced with a vengeance. Phone calls at 3 am. I only met her once too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough...sniff...splutter....ache...shiver...

and repeat! And I HAVE to be 100% recovered by Sunday. Bed all day with a furry blankie and lemsip. Did I mention I'm not well?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is can't get rid of a girl who was stalking me last year thought she had gone but has now resurfaced with a vengeance. Phone calls at 3 am. I only met her once too

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oh no...its a fkn pain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cough...sniff...splutter....ache...shiver...

and repeat! And I HAVE to be 100% recovered by Sunday. Bed all day with a furry blankie and lemsip. Did I mention I'm not well?????

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feel better soon....if not feel ur self a little....that ell make ya better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward.

the very opposite of a possible diet break montage.

ur always diet break even on a bad day

feckin sugar free....always sweeter

Lol aww your too sweet xxxx

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now jack no need for jealousy.u can join in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is can't get rid of a girl who was stalking me last year thought she had gone but has now resurfaced with a vengeance. Phone calls at 3 am. I only met her once too

Ah come on dude

that's a bit rich here.

There are 1000's of guys here who'd pay big dollar for her number off ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward.

the very opposite of a possible diet break montage.

ur always diet break even on a bad day

feckin sugar free....always sweeter

Lol aww your too sweet xxxx

now jack no need for jealousy.u can join in....

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no jealousy sexy.....just a sorta fucked up compliment....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward

Lol aww your too sweet xxxx

now jack no need for jealousy.u can join in....

no jealousy sexy.....just a sorta fucked up compliment....lol

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so ur not joining in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

todays woe is.the f-ing wind took my hat,and landed it in a tree.the one tree i want the wind to knock,wont flipping fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"todays woe is.the f-ing wind took my hat,and landed it in a tree.the one tree i want the wind to knock,wont flipping fall."
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times more awkward

Lol aww your too sweet xxxx

now jack no need for jealousy.u can join in....

no jealousy sexy.....just a sorta fucked up compliment....lol

so ur not joining in then

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important in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im im im fuckin phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"todays woe is.the f-ing wind took my hat,and landed it in a tree.the one tree i want the wind to knock,wont flipping fall.lol

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miss the hat,so if the wind wont knock it,the jcb will with a good belt of the dipper arm.be carefull out there curvy,its a wicked evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"todays woe is.the f-ing wind took my hat,and landed it in a tree.the one tree i want the wind to knock,wont flipping fall.lol

miss the hat,so if the wind wont knock it,the jcb will with a good belt of the dipper arm.be carefull out there curvy,its a wicked evening"
take care of you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My woe is i had a puncture this morning. The feckin wind and rain made a normally easy job ten times

no jealousy sexy.....just a sorta fucked up compliment....lol

so ur not joining in then

important in there

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good stuff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"todays woe is.the f-ing wind took my hat,and landed it in a tree.the one tree i want the wind to knock,wont flipping fall.lol

miss the hat,so if the wind wont knock it,the jcb will with a good belt of the dipper arm.be carefull out there curvy,its a wicked evening"
bring the jcb tree and all with ya....pick me up asap... And lets go see sexy cat....

ps the tree is for the fire......keep us all warm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come on up....i have the fire lighting and a stew on the stove....and im a fantastic cook too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on up....i have the fire lighting and a stew on the stove....and im a fantastic cook too

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guys this jcb is wicked slow on the road.you would run to curvys quicker than this yellow heavy lump.stew sounds good.beats a flask any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on up....i have the fire lighting and a stew on the stove....and im a fantastic cook too

guys this jcb is wicked slow on the road.you would run to curvys quicker than this yellow heavy lump.stew sounds good.beats a flask any time."
run

fuck me....you ain't asking much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woe is the electric it's flickering like mad here gonna be a long night lol. Thank god for my fire lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Has to walk a friend home as couldn't get her a taxi on a Thursday night .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vodafone internet connection keeps blocking my "3" connection on my laptop and I cant get rid. Have to use my phone my other woe is my fingers are too fat for typing on the flippin phone. Grrrrr

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