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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?

A winky wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?

A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

And because it's Fabswingers;

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?

A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Tragic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?

A winky wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?

A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

And because it's Fabswingers;

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?

A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

"

A donkey with three legs, one eye and no fab meets yet?

A winky wonky wanky donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha ye just cheered me up im weak lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?

A winky wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?

A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

And because it's Fabswingers;

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?

A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

A donkey with three legs, one eye and no fab meets yet?

A winky wonky wanky donkey"

Ha ha love it! The stupider the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahah it's so bad it's good!

made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?

A winky wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?

A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

And because it's Fabswingers;

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?

A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

A donkey with three legs, one eye and no fab meets yet?

A winky wonky wanky donkey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's do you call a rabbit with a bend dick?

Fuck funny... I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's do you call a rabbit with a bend dick?

Fuck funny... I'll get my coat "

I initially thought, yes get your....then started laughing! Brilliant

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

This must be a thread for shite jokes. I can do shite jokes!

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him!

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How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way... Unique up on him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This must be a thread for shite jokes. I can do shite jokes!

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him!

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How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way... Unique up on him! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just read the sexiest car thread and someone put skoda.

reminded me of this shit one....

bloke walks into a petrol station and says to the lad at the counter..."do you have a petrol cap for a skoda?"

the lads thinks for a second and replies..."yeah mate, seems like a fair swap"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tumble................tumble.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy English man,paddy irish man and paddy chinese man get a job on a building site. Foreman puts English man in charge if building a wall,Irishman in charge of plastering the wall,and Chinese man in charge of supplies. He comes back a week later,wall erected and plastered but no sign of Chinese man. Suddenly he jumps out from behind the wall .......

SUPPLIES!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?

A winky wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?

A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

And because it's Fabswingers;

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?

A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This must be a thread for shite jokes. I can do shite jokes!

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him!

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How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way... Unique up on him! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Important going for the same level as the previous here..... What do u get if ya cross an elephant with a rhino ........el-if-i-no......tada !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Important going for the same level as the previous here..... What do u get if ya cross an elephant with a rhino ........el-if-i-no......tada !!!!! "

mmm I knew they shouldn't have let you out of the clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Important going for the same level as the previous here..... What do u get if ya cross an elephant with a rhino ........el-if-i-no......tada !!!!!

mmm I knew they shouldn't have let you out of the clinic "
probationary rehabilitation.......actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Important going for the same level as the previous here..... What do u get if ya cross an elephant with a rhino ........el-if-i-no......tada !!!!!

mmm I knew they shouldn't have let you out of the clinic "
clinic makes me sound like a mad yoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Important going for the same level as the previous here..... What do u get if ya cross an elephant with a rhino ........el-if-i-no......tada !!!!!

mmm I knew they shouldn't have let you out of the clinic clinic makes me sound like a mad yoke. "

apologies, couldn't help it (like my wanky donkey was any better lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God, that was terrible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jacks was terrible, Noire yours was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jacks was terrible, Noire yours was funny "

he added hastily...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?

A winky wonkey donkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?

A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

And because it's Fabswingers;

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?

A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey

"
what you call a donkey on drugs?! A jonkey :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jacks was terrible, Noire yours was funny

he added hastily... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mmmm why not a jUnky donkey? What's jonkey mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6 year old nephew told me this today.. I chuckled

Why did the skeleton not do the bungee jump??

He had no guts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My 6 year old nephew told me this today.. I chuckled

Why did the skeleton not do the bungee jump??

He had no guts "

10 gold stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 6 year old nephew told me this today.. I chuckled

Why did the skeleton not do the bungee jump??

He had no guts

10 gold stars "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm why not a jUnky donkey? What's jonkey mean? "
sure you told the original joke wrong a 3 legged donkey is just a wonkey lol. A donkey in a tree is a monkey but said like donkey lol and a jonkey is a junky donkey but ya have to tell the joke in person for the correct effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the aeroplane crash into the house?! Cause the landing light was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Memories of a certain daytime TV show on rte years ago...

What's got 40 legs and smells of piss?

The front row on Live at Three!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox

danial o donnells tie

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox

danial o donnells tie"

They named a soup after him.. Thick country vegetable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox

danial o donnells tie"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox

danial o donnells tie

They named a soup after him.. Thick country vegetable! "

i thought they called him yorkie

big,rich and thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox

danial o donnells tie

They named a soup after him.. Thick country vegetable! "
me ma would strongly disagree ......... Daniel o donnell ...... Even just thinking bout him....makes me laugh... he represents us all in some small shitty way.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Memories of a certain daytime TV show on rte years ago...

What's got 40 legs and smells of piss?

The front row on Live at Three! "

Derek Davis presented that, i heard he is suffering bad from bulimic alzheimers, He gorges on food but forgets to puke

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox

danial o donnells tie

They named a soup after him.. Thick country vegetable!

i thought they called him yorkie

big,rich and thick "

He got a girl in trouble when he was in school. He told the teacher she was smoking!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The young people will never get that last one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox

danial o donnells tie"

haaaaaaa!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"The young people will never get that last one! "

jayus mick u maybe right haven't seen that add since the days of black and white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent bastard!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you

you stupid mosquito.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's orange and sounds like a parrot

a carrot

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent bastard!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’ "

Ha ha class!

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