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#9. Don't try to look for a future husband on here . Really !?!
#10. Be prepared to have deep pockets
#11. If a single female looks like a Victoria secrets model ,but isn't photo verified nor verified enjoy flirting with a bloke
#12. Men lie about their height . If they are shorter than 5ft 9in Subtract 1-2 inches as a rule and wear flats
Tip # 13. ' Objects in mirrors may be smaller than they appear'.
Tip #14. Cancelling a date an hour before you are due to meet with a lame excuse will not provoke the best response from the person already en route
Tip #15. When they write can't wait for round two on a veri ... Don't believe them
Tip # 16. Single guys. If at first you dont succeed.......give up, it ain't happening!
Tip #17. If you don't arrange to meet within the first two weeks . You are unlikely to meet, fabbers have very short attention spans
Tip #18. If he only messages you during the day and you never hear from him at night. He is married.
Tip#19. The prettier the face, the bigger the cock the less cunnilingus you'll receive 
Tip #20. Women's sizing: Slim = size 8-10, Curvy/ avg/ athletic = size 12-14, Ample/ large = size16- 20, Fabulous= Just plain huge
Tip # 21. Men's sizing : 12 "Fab" inches become 8 imperial inches; 8 "Fab" inches become 5.33 imperial inches. Men exaggerate too ;- )
Tip# 22. Always shave and shower , nobody finds the Ron Jeremy look attractive anymore.
Tip #23. If it looks to good to be true , it probably is !
Tip#24. When a guy/girl says he/she wont verify you or show your verification because he she wants to keep you to his or her self . They are lying.
Tip #25 Know thyself... Experiment... Try things at least once, and repeat those that you enjoyed x
Tip 26 # Don't ever ever click on "Gallery of newest public photos"... you could risk going blind for life lol
Tip#27. Boys/girls this is a swingers site. If you can't handle that people will have sex with more than one person at any one time.Then join POF ;o)
Tip 28 # If you see a couple profile, but you only ever see the man on cam... it is probably just a guy that wants to tap your virginal ass! lol | |||
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"numbers 4 and 17 are my favourites, so true  "ageist!!!!! | |||
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"numbers 4 and 17 are my favourites, so true
ageist!!!!!"na I love older men CJ! I just have trust issues lol  | |||
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"Great thread. Entertaining read and great tips along the way! Well done! Saves us newbies a lot of hassle..... " Glad you Like, but after 2 years on here I can tell you it tells you everything you need to know... | |||
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"Great thread. Entertaining read and great tips along the way! Well done! Saves us newbies a lot of hassle..... Glad you Like, but after 2 years on here I can tell you it tells you everything you need to know... "Cool! The one about height is very useful as Im 5'9'' myself! No high heels for me lol. Just as well! | |||
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"But just one thing! I'm not 50!!  "And I'm not 54..... But I do know of people on here in their mid 50's claiming to be 48... | |||
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"But just one thing! I'm not 50!!
And I'm not 54.....
But I do know of people on here in their mid 50's claiming to be 48..."Some on here even the ten years is being skimpy one of my first meets at a guess was over 10 years older | |||
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"Love 26 lol. Those newest photos lol But we fail on some for being too slow to meet!"  | |||
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"These are brilliant and so true. You will not go far wrong by sticking to them.. (stolen from femme noir) 1 # Be warned! For the better or the worse pics may not bear any resemblance to reality. 2 # All dicks look more or less alike to us women. So if you don't have a face pic to stand out above the sea of dicks on here you'll stand no chance! 3 # There are many fake things in this site, "fake boobs" probably being the least concerning of them all! 4 # Add 10 years to anyone over the age of 40 on here. Subtract 5 years for anyone 25 or younger 5 # If someone invites you over for some NSA, it is probably not a free pass to join the "National Storytelling Association #6. If they have been a member for a year and don't have any veri's there's a reason for that.... Run # 7 You think you have a unique perversion? Think again! Welcome to Fabs you'll never be alone again #8. 40% of 'straight' men on here lie. On a cold day in jan when no one was looking they would happily meet a TV/TS or man
#9. Don't try to look for a future husband on here . Really !?!
#10. Be prepared to have deep pockets
#11. If a single female looks like a Victoria secrets model ,but isn't photo verified nor verified enjoy flirting with a bloke
#12. Men lie about their height . If they are shorter than 5ft 9in Subtract 1-2 inches as a rule and wear flats
Tip # 13. ' Objects in mirrors may be smaller than they appear'.
Tip #14. Cancelling a date an hour before you are due to meet with a lame excuse will not provoke the best response from the person already en route
Tip #15. When they write can't wait for round two on a veri ... Don't believe them
Tip # 16. Single guys. If at first you dont succeed.......give up, it ain't happening!
Tip #17. If you don't arrange to meet within the first two weeks . You are unlikely to meet, fabbers have very short attention spans
Tip #18. If he only messages you during the day and you never hear from him at night. He is married.
Tip#19. The prettier the face, the bigger the cock the less cunnilingus you'll receive
Tip #20. Women's sizing: Slim = size 8-10, Curvy/ avg/ athletic = size 12-14, Ample/ large = size16- 20, Fabulous= Just plain huge
Tip # 21. Men's sizing : 12 "Fab" inches become 8 imperial inches; 8 "Fab" inches become 5.33 imperial inches. Men exaggerate too ;- )
Tip# 22. Always shave and shower , nobody finds the Ron Jeremy look attractive anymore.
Tip #23. If it looks to good to be true , it probably is !
Tip#24. When a guy/girl says he/she wont verify you or show your verification because he she wants to keep you to his or her self . They are lying.
Tip #25 Know thyself... Experiment... Try things at least once, and repeat those that you enjoyed x
Tip 26 # Don't ever ever click on "Gallery of newest public photos"... you could risk going blind for life lol
Tip#27. Boys/girls this is a swingers site. If you can't handle that people will have sex with more than one person at any one time.Then join POF ;o)
Tip 28 # If you see a couple profile, but you only ever see the man on cam... it is probably just a guy that wants to tap your virginal ass! lol"its all true | |||
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harsh.... very harsh