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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

True Friendship... IRISH STYLE (None of that Sissy shite)

Are ye tired o those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Weel, here are a series o promises that actually speak oh true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card .

Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.

1. When yer sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the shite who made ye sad.

2. When yer blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile -- I will know yer thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When yer scared -- I will take the pish oot o ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.

5. When yer worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!

6. When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7.. When yer sick -- Stay the hell away frae me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.

8. When ye fall, I will laugh my heed aff at you, ye clumsy arse, ........but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth