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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok we have all heard the sitting on the hand till it's num, so it feels like someone else's tale..... But what do you do to make it interesting and exciting?

Oh and if you don't masturbate! What's wrong with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont masturbate...its dirty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if anything I'm doing is weird. I do talk dirty to myself sometimes though.

But of course that's all not true and I never do that because as cat says it's very dirty. Oh yes, so dirty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i dont masturbate...its dirty.."

Yep, I don't breathe the same way you don't masturbate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if anything I'm doing is weird. I do talk dirty to myself sometimes though.

But of course that's all not true and I never do that because as cat says it's very dirty. Oh yes, so dirty. "
i always knew we were on the same page... too dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok we have all heard the sitting on the hand till it's num, so it feels like someone else's tale..... But what do you do to make it interesting and exciting?

Oh and if you don't masturbate! What's wrong with you "

If ya going to have a 'Sherman Tank' alone buy that tingling gel and rub it along the shaft of your knob. It works wonders.

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"i dont masturbate...its dirty.."

Just right ..... I masterbate over you for both of us

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"I don't know if anything I'm doing is weird. I do talk dirty to myself sometimes though.

But of course that's all not true and I never do that because as cat says it's very dirty. Oh yes, so dirty. "

I need another lay down.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to watch myself masturbate find it so kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that in the mirror,or an out of body experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peel banana skin . stick it in the microwave for 30's then use it to whack off. feel like a nice tight pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a mirror real close up mmmmmmm

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"In a mirror real close up mmmmmmm "

"Yanks mirror from the wall"....Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"peel banana skin . stick it in the microwave for 30's then use it to whack off. feel like a nice tight pussy."

how did you come up with this idea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just tried it and liked it. any onegot anything for tits. I like egg plants butnot quite as good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I out my arm round under my leg (like reach round.. Find that better.. Also like getting my ears bit while I am doing it ( an ex introduced this to me... Omfg)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I out my arm round under my leg (like reach round.. Find that better.. Also like getting my ears bit while I am doing it ( an ex introduced this to me... Omfg) "
oh thats the only way i can squirt....from getting bit...mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I out my arm round under my leg (like reach round.. Find that better.. Also like getting my ears bit while I am doing it ( an ex introduced this to me... Omfg) oh thats the only way i can squirt....from getting bit...mmmm"

I love it if I am honest.. First time she did it I wasn't sure then she just got that spot and it drove me wild...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I out my arm round under my leg (like reach round.. Find that better.. Also like getting my ears bit while I am doing it ( an ex introduced this to me... Omfg) oh thats the only way i can squirt....from getting bit...mmmm

I love it if I am honest.. First time she did it I wasn't sure then she just got that spot and it drove me wild... "
mmm nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to get a good cock ring, which makes my cock real hard. Light some candles, watching some amazing porn and sniff some poppers as I cum. Amazing rush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used a cock ring, recommend one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never used a cock ring, recommend one? "

I'd just go to a good gay shop if you can find one. Something that's stretchy to start with as you will need to get used to putting them on etc.

Enjoy!

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