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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reward offered

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Hey peeps hopefully you can help me out here, yesterday i travelled the country and collected a large heap of horse manure. I was quite amazed at the amount that had gathered but to my dismay when i arrived home from work today there was my horse manure gone. I have offered a reward for its safe return. Could anyone with information on its whereabouts pls contact me or any local garda station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the poorest banter I have seen on here it reflects how your profile sounds no surprise really

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

What's the reward.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

What's the reward.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It all ended tragically when the entire pile of it exploded in someone's face this afternoon.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"This is the poorest banter I have seen on here it reflects how your profile sounds no surprise really"

Isn't banter a two way thing at least? Given that there was only one post before your's, I'd say it wasn't banter at all at that point. It is now though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reward is a weekend away in the lovely valley of cleckheaton

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Do I need to bring horse shit with me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I need to bring horse shit with me ?

Not at all, leave her at home

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Im kinda lost wit these horseshit threads.altho havent been payin much attention.

Is this thinly veiled bullying of someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im kinda lost wit these horseshit threads.altho havent been payin much attention.

Is this thinly veiled bullying of someone?"
yes hal pathetic really

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's a reference to a missing thread. Does that qualify as bullying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of the old Ireland manager and it's not your name

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Im slightly confused at the term bullying.??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Michael for explaining. I'm a bit slow that way.

I was posting an addition to the named lost thread when it disappeared.

All I really wanted to add is that people are talking about bitching women and men when in fact they were doing exactly that. Kind of funny really. Maybe just in my own head though.

Now this can probably be classified as bitching too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im slightly confused at the term bullying.?????? "

That makes two of us as the missing thread is no worse than some of the ones started or hijacked on here

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Im kinda lost wit these horseshit threads.altho havent been payin much attention.

Is this thinly veiled bullying of someone? yes hal pathetic really"

Ach your not pathetic heff......

Well ok if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For someone who claims to hate anal, rimming and anything to do with ass in the general, the OP sure talks a load of shit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For someone who claims to hate anal, rimming and anything to do with ass in the general, the OP sure talks a load of shit!!! "

Maybe that's why he talks about it

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Im slightly confused at the term bullying.??????

That makes two of us as the missing thread is no worse than some of the ones started or hijacked on here

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name lost thread

now im lost I think I just have another glass of wine

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"For someone who claims to hate anal, rimming and anything to do with ass in the general, the OP sure talks a load of shit!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For someone who claims to hate anal, rimming and anything to do with ass in the general, the OP sure talks a load of shit!!! "

Well maybe because i don't have my nose stuck in someone else' shit all day that my sense of smell is observant to the smell of it on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op is insinuating that certain people from a certain county talk crap hence he is using euphemisms to vent his bullying or name calling if I'm honest I'm no Saint with the name calling. And I see a few have their stirring spoons out. In the end I have noticed in fact that the op is talking complete and utter bollocks and I think that's why his previous thread was removed because the stench of shite was rancid. If your gonna name call go for it but don't be a little fanny bitching behind euphemisms.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

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nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"The op is insinuating that certain people from a certain county talk crap hence he is using euphemisms to vent his bullying or name calling if I'm honest I'm no Saint with the name calling. And I see a few have their stirring spoons out. In the end I have noticed in fact that the op is talking complete and utter bollocks and I think that's why his previous thread was removed because the stench of shite was rancid. If your gonna name call go for it but don't be a little fanny bitching behind euphemisms. "

A new word of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now that is a scrupulous remark and very vindictive of the poster to suggest that as there is no evidence in any of the text on this thread suggesting or implicating anyone from certain parts.I am duly offended by this nonchalant remark

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The previous thread was removed because one person went on a rant calling people names. I haven't noticed him posting since though

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well instead then OP, how about explaining yourself and your threads about horse shit.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Did i miss something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well instead then OP, how about explaining yourself and your threads about horse shit. "
my thoughts exactly explain the shite your talking about the shite your posting

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"The previous thread was removed because one person went on a rant calling people names. I haven't noticed him posting since though "
yes that was right the person was very insulting to a few members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Care to elaborate as to what sex they were

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Did i miss something

Gary Glitter.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Care to elaborate as to what sex they were "

"him " would suggest male

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Care to elaborate as to what sex they were "

both sexes hugh

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I don't know if he had ever had sex though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"I don't know if he had ever had sex though

Does self abuse count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I right in saying the posts were about people from a certain county

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Am I right in saying the posts were about people from a certain county"

no i am afraid it was country wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo "

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I right in saying the posts were about people from a certain county

no i am afraid it was country wide"
thanks I heard it was directed at people from a certain county talking crap

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Wait a minute hold up we are on two different lines here

the op asked for horse shit for rose bushes country wide collection but mainly from one area

the insults were directed by a different person at people countrywide

hope this clears up some confusion

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

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im on chardonnay now

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I have no clue about other thread just looked at it earlier.if hes sayin someone from cavan is full of shit well i have no fuckin interest.and i dont kno why any of u do.and let me guess its a woman.

Now I have to go shave my chest n balls for tomoro nites party and i suggest u all do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

im on chardonnay now "

Coming off night shift any more wine after this glass is probably a bad idea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know if he had ever had sex though

Does self abuse count

Is there not a law against interfering with oneself or does this only come under public order offences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out funk this

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I have no clue about other thread just looked at it earlier.if hes sayin someone from cavan is full of shit well i have no fuckin interest.and i dont kno why any of u do.and let me guess its a woman.

Now I have to go shave my chest n balls for tomoro nites party and i suggest u all do the same

I would, but I don't know where you live

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

im on chardonnay now

Coming off night shift any more wine after this glass is probably a bad idea...

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gwan pour another glass I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

im on chardonnay now

Coming off night shift any more wine after this glass is probably a bad idea...

gwan pour another glass I am"

No once I finish this I would need to open another bottle which is a bad bad idea

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

im on chardonnay now "

Lucky chardonnay....pics to follow ???

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

im on chardonnay now

Coming off night shift any more wine after this glass is probably a bad idea...

gwan pour another glass I am

No once I finish this I would need to open another bottle which is a bad bad idea"

haha have u an angle on one shoulder saying no its not a good idea

and a devil on the other(letme)saying gawn gawn gawn gawn one more for the road

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo

I'm nearly finished a reasonable bottle of rioja, had to open it as the chasseur sauce needed some red

im on chardonnay now

Coming off night shift any more wine after this glass is probably a bad idea...

gwan pour another glass I am

No once I finish this I would need to open another bottle which is a bad bad idea

haha have u an angle on one shoulder saying no its not a good idea

and a devil on the other(letme)saying gawn gawn gawn gawn one more for the road

"
I admit I sk slightly tipsy come on one for the road sbd then we all have group kissing

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Im a lil shot on captn morgans and i still have to shave my chest n balls.micheal ill really pm u my address if u got a steady hand

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Im a lil shot on captn morgans and i still have to shave my chest n balls.micheal ill really pm u my address if u got a steady hand"

Lol, nah, I'm not much better at the moment. 7 cups of tea have given me the shakes!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Hey Letme, clicking of glasses goin on there. Just opened a nice bottle of red. Cheers

nice one yolo I have white

woohoo "

Think I will join you as have no ideaa what they are talking about on here.....lmao

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Im a lil shot on captn morgans and i still have to shave my chest n balls.micheal ill really pm u my address if u got a steady hand

Lol, nah, I'm not much better at the moment. 7 cups of tea have given me the shakes!

get the wine in u Micheal ull be fine u didn't bobit the last time haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Im a lil shot on captn morgans and i still have to shave my chest n balls.micheal ill really pm u my address if u got a steady hand

Lol, nah, I'm not much better at the moment. 7 cups of tea have given me the shakes!

get the wine in u Micheal ull be fine u didn't bobit the last time haha

I'd be way more careful with my own bits though!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Im a lil shot on captn morgans and i still have to shave my chest n balls.micheal ill really pm u my address if u got a steady hand

Lol, nah, I'm not much better at the moment. 7 cups of tea have given me the shakes!

u cud hold onto my cock with ur free hand,steady u up.

Guy told my today he cud tether his ass to it,i presume he meant tie his donkey to it,so im sure its up to the job

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Im a lil shot on captn morgans and i still have to shave my chest n balls.micheal ill really pm u my address if u got a steady hand

Lol, nah, I'm not much better at the moment. 7 cups of tea have given me the shakes!

get the wine in u Micheal ull be fine u didn't bobit the last time haha

I'd be way more careful with my own bits though!

see u have nothing to loose hal i fear for ur safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For someone who claims to hate anal, rimming and anything to do with ass in the general, the OP sure talks a load of shit!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a speech like that you should be in politics. No shit!......

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You remind me of the old Ireland manager and it's not your name"

I should probably have asked what you meant by that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of the old Ireland manager and it's not your name

I should probably have asked what you meant by that?

That would be the tea making you forgetful

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You remind me of the old Ireland manager and it's not your name

I should probably have asked what you meant by that?

That would be the tea making you forgetful

Maybe it's giving me clarity of mind?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I once heard of a native American chief who drank 50 cups of tea before he went to bed. Next morning he was found drowned in his own teepee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I have to go shave my chest n balls for tomoro nites party and i suggest u all do the same

Now the chest bit i get but there has to be another way the poster can find to tidy up down below, yea i totally get its nice to have it all spruced up and tidy for the ladies but why why on earth would you take the sharpest implement in your bathroom to the most wrinkliest part of your body, its a suicidal attempt at celibacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once heard of a native American chief who drank 50 cups of tea before he went to bed. Next morning he was found drowned in his own teepee!

Boooooom Tishhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No actually clean and fresh for both sexes.

I you get stuck Hal I will help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The previous thread was removed because one person went on a rant calling people names. I haven't noticed him posting since though "
miss me old fella?????....awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if he had ever had sex though

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but he will be having sex when others are so old their not able lol....which wont be long me thinks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a lil shot on captn morgans and i still have to shave my chest n balls.micheal ill really pm u my address if u got a steady hand

Lol, nah, I'm not much better at the moment. 7 cups of tea have given me the shakes!

u cud hold onto my cock with ur free hand,steady u up.

Guy told my today he cud tether his ass to it,i presume he meant tie his donkey to it,so im sure its up to the job"
pmsl maybe he ment his arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The previous thread was removed because one person went on a rant calling people names. I haven't noticed him posting since though miss me old fella?????....awwww"
yippeeeee hes back..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The previous thread was removed because one person went on a rant calling people names. I haven't noticed him posting since though miss me old fella?????....awwwwyippeeeee hes back..xx"
and how is ur sexy self....curvy???. i know iv said it but that avatar of urs is yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The previous thread was removed because one person went on a rant calling people names. I haven't noticed him posting since though miss me old fella?????....awwwwyippeeeee hes back..xx and how is ur sexy self....curvy???. i know iv said it but that avatar of urs is yummy

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why thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know if he had ever had sex though

but he will be having sex when others are so old their not able lol....which wont be long me thinks lol

Now I was just wondering if this comment could be conceived as a personal attack on another user. Not one to point fingers at any stage but if a dog bit my hand i would be slow to put it out again.

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