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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

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where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my own bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my own bed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?"

in the pub toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?

in the pub toilet "

joking i didnt really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange hotel room with two work colleagues and a strange male all fully clothed

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?

in the pub toilet

joking i didnt really "
yeah right I bet that happened ha ha classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a Chicken Coop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?"
Whilst travelling from Swansea to Cardiff on the train after a night out ended up in London Paddington.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a Chicken Coop!! "

I shit you not!!....

Now that was some HANGOVER too!!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.

Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a hot guys bed in magaluf and im still seeing him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?

in the pub toilet

joking i didnt really yeah right I bet that happened ha ha classy "

well ive been pissed in many a pub toilet but i dont think i ever feel asleep there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.

Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button. "

That's your normal weekend out I thought LMBYF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the floor in strange apartmen in Nice covered with curtain

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.

Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button.

That's your normal weekend out I thought LMBYF "
ha ha im slowly getting bsnned from hotels now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.

Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button. "

I hope ya had your knickers on..

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

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"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.

Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button. "

that was you?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.

Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button.

I hope ya had your knickers on.. "
I always wear my knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another time I woke up, Semi-naked...

(Just underwear)

In an apartment in Paris!!...

No idea how or why!!...

But I remember being pissed off about someone placing a 'small' cushion over my 'manhood area!'

Thinking, "why a SMALL cushion????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.

Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button.

I hope ya had your knickers on.. I always wear my knickers. "

I thought you may have lost them while eating your kebab on the way back to the hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another time I woke up, Semi-naked...

(Just underwear)

In an apartment in Paris!!...

No idea how or why!!...

But I remember being pissed off about someone placing a 'small' cushion over my 'manhood area!'

Thinking, "why a SMALL cushion????"

"

Must add, there were 4 girls just looking at me when I woke up!!...

I just got dressed, apologised (as you do) and left!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on the floor in strange apartmen in Nice covered with curtain "

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dizzy just stirred my memory..I awoke in Iceland once..............Aisle 5 near the frozen veg.......

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Another time I woke up, Semi-naked...

(Just underwear)

In an apartment in Paris!!...

No idea how or why!!...

But I remember being pissed off about someone placing a 'small' cushion over my 'manhood area!'

Thinking, "why a SMALL cushion????"

Must add, there were 4 girls just looking at me when I woke up!!...

I just got dressed, apologised (as you do) and left!! "
you woke up in Paris and did

not know how u got there. .

Right im starting on the vino and hope tomorrow that happens to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" you woke up in Paris and did

not know how u got there. .

Right im starting on the vino and hope tomorrow that happens to me.

"

Oh I was staying with some friends I have there....

I just don't know how I ended up in that particular apartment!

I was thinking "what? How? Who the fuck?"....

They were looking at me thinking "Qu'est-ce? Comment? Qui la baise?" Too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In what has to have been the smallest Garda station and cell in all of Ireland!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


" you woke up in Paris and did

not know how u got there. .

Right im starting on the vino and hope tomorrow that happens to me.

Oh I was staying with some friends I have there....

I just don't know how I ended up in that particular apartment!

I was thinking "what? How? Who the fuck?"....

They were looking at me thinking "Qu'est-ce? Comment? Qui la baise?" Too!! "

wow french lingo help wat are u saying.

My french is just ss good ss delboy in only fools.

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

(Hubby) On a garage roof and in a phone box with the phone still to my ear

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

in a stolen bin lorry outside the carrickdale hotel, ohh aye in lurgan , i also woke up there after a night in belfast, the bin lorry was better than the house , well warmer any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the bunker at the side of the green on the 13th at royal co down golf course....mmmmmmmm..strange looks indeed!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea "

god id say u were sea sick after tht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea

god id say u were sea sick after tht "

Lol a bit took four days to get home tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea

god id say u were sea sick after tht

Lol a bit took four days to get home tho "

Now that sounds like a great stag party!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea

god id say u were sea sick after tht

Lol a bit took four days to get home tho

Now that sounds like a great stag party!! "

It sounds like a bit of a cod to me, although he could've had a whale of a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the dressing rooms of the gaiety theatre.no idea how i even got there

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over a year ago


"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea

god id say u were sea sick after tht

Lol a bit took four days to get home tho

Now that sounds like a great stag party!!

It sounds like a bit of a cod to me, although he could've had a whale of a time "

Booooom tushhhhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once woke up in a suite in the park lane hotel, when I said I had to go get my bosses car I was told "you don't need to dude you drove"

Apparently I took 11 people in my bosses Granada estate!

Drugs aren't good lol.

Oh I once went out Friday got home Monday and lost a car, couldn't remember where we parked it. Had four multi-storey tickets but wasn't in any of them. Was a cheap shitty car so I bought a better one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler"

Why am i not surprised lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler

Why am i not surprised lol "
well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler

Why am i not surprised lol well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in "

You were well looked after i bet so no fear of u i hope they made u work for your supper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler

Why am i not surprised lol well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in

You were well looked after i bet so no fear of u i hope they made u work for your supper lol "
well they did,but had to put up with alot of slaging when i did get home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the dug outs of Pearce stadium in Salthill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler

Why am i not surprised lol well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in

You were well looked after i bet so no fear of u i hope they made u work for your supper lol well they did,but had to put up with alot of slaging when i did get home "

Class!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the dug outs of Pearce stadium in Salthill!"

could have been worse, could have woke up on the diving board in salthill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit : "
had she taken down all ur particulars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit : had she taken down all ur particulars? "

Even practiced safe sex, told her my name was Michael Mccarthy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit : had she taken down all ur particulars?

Even practiced safe sex, told her my name was Michael Mccarthy "

Hah, I thought I recognised that pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke up beside my mother in law, got out before she noticed me i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"woke up beside my mother in law, got out before she noticed me i think"

Now that's scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasnt actually, she was a fine looking woman, had a quick peek of her ass before i got out and legged it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one year at oxegen i woke up in a feild 2 miles from the concert in my underwear with the word sheep shagger written on my back and jaws had 2 cocks drawed on them pointing in my mouth ohh and 2 eye brows missing that took fukin months to grow back.lol but at that the coppers an secuirty who woke me up that morning got a great owl giggle out of my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out of me was the last line not my lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?

in the pub toilet

joking i didnt really yeah right I bet that happened ha ha classy

well ive been pissed in many a pub toilet but i dont think i ever feel asleep there "
your kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one year at oxegen i woke up in a feild 2 miles from the concert in my underwear with the word sheep shagger written on my back and jaws had 2 cocks drawed on them pointing in my mouth ohh and 2 eye brows missing that took fukin months to grow back.lol but at that the coppers an secuirty who woke me up that morning got a great owl giggle out of my "
nottin like a session eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the roof of a block of apartments in gran canaria!! Fuckin orange tiles everywhere!!

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