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"Isn't it a tad difficult to urinate with an erection?" That's what my thoughts were too | |||
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"Hi I'm Aidy, I've a we story to tell you about the time I was in the pub one Friday after work in Liverpool. I was sitting having a few pints with a mate when these two women came in, we where sitting near the door to the toilet and one of the ladies kept eyeing me up every time she walked past , so with a bit if Dutch courage I decided to follow her into the toilets. I went in knocked on the cubicle door and she was sitting there with her skirt up round her waist. I never even spoke to her, I just took out my cock and she gave me the best blow job ever!! I put my hand down in between her legs and started fingering her, and couldn't believe what happened next. She just started pissing, it was so horny, I thought my cock was gonna burst it was that hard. I told her I Needed to fuck her so much, but she just tightened herself up and went back to her mate, so I went back to mine. About an hour later she walked past me again out into the pool room for a smoke so I thought secluded pool room, horny lady I'm going in for more lol so I went in and she was standing at the fire exit smoking she turned round and told me to fuck her over the pool table, now I'm normally quite shy but thus woman had me so hungry for sex, I was like a bull!! I pulled my dick out grabbed her bent her over the table and run my hand up the backs of her legs an lifted her short skirt up to find no panties, I just couldn't believe my luck I spread her ass and tongued out both her tight wet holes and fucked her with every thing I had, half way threw and me being on the pints I told her we have to stop before someone walks in and I was bursting for a pish, she turned and looked over her shoulder pulling me deep inside her and TOLD ME to piss in her pussy, I never even stopped to think about it , I let loose in side if her as I was fucking her the warm piss was soaking us both as I fucked her piss filled pussy. Amazing is the only to describe the feeling. Both drenched we finnished up went out the fire exit and back to her house straight upstairs where i got her into the 69 position ( me underneath) and held her on my face where I licked and sucked her pussy until she showered me with her sweet juice I drank it all down this continued over and over for hours, most definitely a night I will never forget. Oh and the following week I went back to the local and the bar lady who I knew very well looked at me when I went in and just smiled lent over the bar and whispered your one dirty bastard. I knew then that there must of been a camera hidden in the pool room somewhere and she had watched us lol I ended up fucking her a week later over the same pool table after closing. Twas a great wee pub I miss it lol Marks out of ten fir my story??? Xx" 2.....that's only for me correct spelling | |||
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"Isn't it a tad difficult to urinate with an erection?" Not for me it ain't | |||
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"No with a bit of training it comes easy. I,ve been doing it for quite a while now" ok...ill try ask it again....a different way.....isn't it a tad possible for your story to be as bullahit as it sounds.... ) | |||
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"No with a bit of training it comes easy. I,ve been doing it for quite a while nowok...ill try ask it again....a different way.....isn't it a tad possible for your story to be as bullahit as it sounds.... )" What if it is, it's his fantasy | |||
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"No with a bit of training it comes easy. I,ve been doing it for quite a while nowok...ill try ask it again....a different way.....isn't it a tad possible for your story to be as bullahit as it sounds.... ) What if it is, it's his fantasy " fine fine 3 outa 10..... For imagination | |||
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"Plus don't want to be a kill joy but how could u piss inside her if u were wearing a condom " Was just wondering the same thing Good story tho | |||
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"Once had a girl wanted to pee on me cock she brought me into bathroom put me sitting on beeday and sat on my lap and pee,d on my cock ..I was rock hard after it . Very horny stuff ... " ...and then your lips met, and her cock touched your cock, etc! Sorry, couldn't resist! | |||
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"Had a girl when I was in the uk and she loved me wearing a condom and when fucking her I would piss into the condom . She said the feeling of the warm expansion of the condom was out of this world. But as to the removal afterwards....Thats when it got a bit messy !!!!!!!!" Don't tell Durex. They might get pissed off! | |||
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"Had a girl when I was in the uk and she loved me wearing a condom and when fucking her I would piss into the condom . She said the feeling of the warm expansion of the condom was out of this world. But as to the removal afterwards....Thats when it got a bit messy !!!!!!!! Don't tell Durex. They might get pissed off! " | |||
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"Isn't it a tad difficult to urinate with an erection?" No its possible, just dont face the patio door like i did,,, | |||
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"Ha ha " Its well u can laugh U didnt hav a foofoo full of wee wee | |||
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"Ha ha Its well u can laugh U didnt hav a foofoo full of wee wee" I say thank god | |||
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"You can piss with a horn but have to stand well back from the loo. Aim can be tricky." Handstand | |||
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"Plus don't want to be a kill joy but how could u piss inside her if u were wearing a condom " He would piss in the condom inside | |||
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