FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest thing someone has said to you during sex

By *hillen89 OP Man
over a year ago

London

'Don't worry about my dog he always sits at the end of the bed hes really friendly!'

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Is your ceiling orchid white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aaaahhh your squashin me tit......lol

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh Christ I forget to get bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it okif i touch your boobs....!!! true..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Christ I forget to get bread."
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats the wrong hole

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

wow your headboard's sturdy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it okif i touch your boobs....!!! true..!!"
iv asked that....more than once......

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

do you find me attrictive .....this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it okif i touch your boobs....!!! true..!!iv asked that....more than once......

lol yes but i was ontop...he asked that was the weird thing!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

She looked a my cock and asked who do u think ur going to satisfy with that

i replied me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the ride of your life"......

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Do you want fries with that ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you mind if i take out my false teeth before i suck ur cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She looked a my cock and asked who do u think ur going to satisfy with that

i replied me

damn it ...our coffee date is off so

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

You should have let me take my tights off first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh please stop,i need to pull the curtains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if i take out my false teeth before i suck ur cock

you been raiding the old folks home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you mind if I cum on your black couch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if I cum on your black couch?"

cum away hun it's leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if I cum on your black couch?

cum away hun it's leather"

thanks but mine is fabric lol

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"do you mind if I cum on your black couch?"

And I thought you waxed.....

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By *lwaysforfunMan
over a year ago

Swingerstown

"is it okif i touch your boobs....!!! true..!!iv asked that....more than once......

lol yes but i was ontop...he asked that was the weird thing!!"

No weirdest thing is, your still seeing him..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my ur ass is so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that paint job is really putting me off"

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By *hillen89 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out"

:0 best yet!

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

""that paint job is really putting me off"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you gotta light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hurry up and shoot Ear To The Ground is starting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out

:0 best yet!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me hard, I want you to split me in half"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

rape RAPE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish i could tell my hubby how good you are!!!

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

"this thread is hilarious"

what did u say to that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this thread is hilarious

what did u say to that ?"
ha fucking ha

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By *hillen89 OP Man
over a year ago

London

'Your the first I've had since my honeymoon!'

Wasn't said to me just heard about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck me hard, I want you to split me in half"

why is that weird...i say that all the time

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

" I have to go soon and feed my kids "

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

Hows your brother gettin on ?

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By *lwaysforfunMan
over a year ago

Swingerstown

Did your mam recommend me after our last session.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck me hard, I want you to split me in half"

why is that weird...i say that all the time

It could have been you,there were a lot of people in the room at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck me hard, I want you to split me in half"

why is that weird...i say that all the time

It could have been you,there were a lot of people in the room at the time

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no hun you would remember is if was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" what did ya call me?who's ann? my name's mary"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"She looked a my cock and asked who do u think ur going to satisfy with that

i replied me

damn it ...our coffee date is off so

strawberry pavalova

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By *etermaryCouple
over a year ago

croydon

do you think my sex change op has worked for you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl says to me it's cold in here, I said try participating then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third date.

Getting naked.

Reach bedroom.

Reaching for condom.

And I shit you not, here:

"What are your thoughts about children?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it okif i touch your boobs....!!! true..!!"

Haha pmsl that has to be the funniest thing I've heard in ages;) what a pleb!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh fcuk it my nose is bleeding ! pass the tissues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i fuck u in yur leggings ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 minutes into a first meet with a straight guy...'can I remove your basque and stockings?' he says, 'why' says me....'so I can wear them' was the reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 minutes into a first meet with a straight guy...'can I remove your basque and stockings?' he says, 'why' says me....'so I can wear them' was the reply

i wud have said no but u can wear my shoes on yur head!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i fuck u in yur leggings ?"

To be fair Classy you are so damn hot....most of the guys here would fuck you in your Deathbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i fuck u in yur leggings ?

To be fair Classy you are so damn hot....most of the guys here would fuck you in your Deathbed

haha, u wudnt be saying tht if u seen me first thing in the morning id probabley luk better in my deathbed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you changed your batteries in your fire alarm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i fuck u in yur leggings ?

To be fair Classy you are so damn hot....most of the guys here would fuck you in your Deathbed

haha, u wudnt be saying tht if u seen me first thing in the morning id probabley luk better in my deathbed!!

If we get lucky enough to get through a night to see you first thing in the morning there will be three Deathbeds required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i fuck u in yur leggings ?

To be fair Classy you are so damn hot....most of the guys here would fuck you in your Deathbed

haha, u wudnt be saying tht if u seen me first thing in the morning id probabley luk better in my deathbed!!

If we get lucky enough to get through a night to see you first thing in the morning there will be three Deathbeds required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks back the wife was in the shower while u was in the bedroom..as she turned off the shower I had my cock in my hand with the hair dryer on and blowing it..she looked at me like I was mental and said " wtf are u doing now"

Heating your supper I said

Couldn't get round to having sex with our laughing in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few weeks back the wife was in the shower while u was in the bedroom..as she turned off the shower I had my cock in my hand with the hair dryer on and blowing it..she looked at me like I was mental and said " wtf are u doing now"

Heating your supper I said

Couldn't get round to having sex with our laughing in the end

lol thts gud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out"

Oh my god!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any chance of a cuppa tea after this?"

some students are heroic, she was a girl after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out

Oh my god!!!"

sounds like he was having a great time lol

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

Heating your supper I said

Couldn't get round to having sex with our laughing in the end

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Do u mind if I take this phone call.

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

"Do u mind if I take this phone call. "

I gotta take this, it's the wife..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u mind if I take this phone call. "

id have hit him over the bloody head with the phone!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Put me off told him take the call gathered myself together and went never heard from him gain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put me off told him take the call gathered myself together and went never heard from him gain.

unless it was sum sort of an emergency i wud have done the same!after i hit him with the phone lol

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By *irty MurtyMan
over a year ago

my place

Go easy i can taste me dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out

Oh my god!!!

sounds like he was having a great time lol "

Believe me, I didn't mind him leaving lol

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By *rchippyMan
over a year ago

omagh

Don't stick it in my arse!!!

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

"Went to visit my dads workshop the other day , guess who was there helping him fix a bike ? Your dad , how funny is that ?"

It was not funny , it was a bit of a turn off actually . Be careful what you say when you are mid flow .

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Fire in the hole "

Lost my stroke and she blew my pubes clean awf !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fire in the hole "

Lost my stroke and she blew my pubes clean awf !!!

Major coffee explosion!!! Think I inhaled some too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.

Thankfully you didn't quote me...so no one knows it's me you're on about. Ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.

Thankfully you didn't quote me...so no one knows it's me you're on about. Ha!!"

Oh wait......dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.

Thankfully you didn't quote me...so no one knows it's me you're on about. Ha!!

Oh wait......dammit

Shit. School girl error. Thanks for putting the record straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.

Thankfully you didn't quote me...so no one knows it's me you're on about. Ha!!

Oh wait......dammit

Shit. School girl error. Thanks for putting the record straight. "

and for the record.....it was most definitely HER said it, not me!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS your cocks even bigger than in your pics!

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

""Fire in the hole "

Lost my stroke and she blew my pubes clean awf !!!

Major coffee explosion!!! Think I inhaled some too.....

Saved me shaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't own the playboy mansion

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Heating your supper I said

Couldn't get round to having sex with our laughing in the end

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

The wife ask her ex once is it in yet and he said am Finnish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't own the playboy mansion"
lol dang it....

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"You don't own the playboy mansionlol dang it....

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lol

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