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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby... "I do I do...... | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby... "Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !! | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !! "Not good for the nerves at all! | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !! "You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao. | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head.. "Priest? Noire | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire"You'd be surprised which category he popped into as well.. ffs  | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire
Why not they male too "Brings 'impure thoughts' to a whole new level...  | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire
Why not they male too
Brings 'impure thoughts' to a whole new level... "I'd make a great priest | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire
Why not they male too
Brings 'impure thoughts' to a whole new level...
I'd make a great priest"bless me father..... for I'm about to sin.. | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao."Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
I'll check in same lol
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao.
Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol " | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
I'll check in same lol
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao.
Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol "I reckon she lives in that reception desk lol | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
I'll check in same lol
What do u think she reckons we do
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao.
Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol
I reckon she lives in that reception desk lol " | |||
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"Your spouse asks you if you want to have sex, and your first thought is”With who?” " lmao! so true | |||
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"Someone hums Ruby Tuesday while you're serving them in work and you spend the next few weeks freaking out waiting for them to come back into the shop or send a message on Fab!! "Gonna hum it every shop I go in now lol | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
I'll check in same lol
What do u think she reckons we do
I dread to think what she thinks but she seriously needs some time off lol
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao.
Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol
I reckon she lives in that reception desk lol " | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
I'll check in same lol
Ask her to join us next time?
What do u think she reckons we do
I dread to think what she thinks but she seriously needs some time off lol
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao.
Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol
I reckon she lives in that reception desk lol " | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
I'll check in same lol
Ask her to join us next time?
Would love to ... she will defo know then !!
What do u think she reckons we do
I dread to think what she thinks but she seriously needs some time off lol
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao.
Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol
I reckon she lives in that reception desk lol " | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
I'll check in same lol
Ask her to join us next time?
Would love to ... she will defo know then !!
What do u think she reckons we do
I dread to think what she thinks but she seriously needs some time off lol
You paranoid no same. Just make sure ya don't know gal on reception desk. Lmao.
Oh god I know I have to avoid her for a while lol
I reckon she lives in that reception desk lol "Isn't that the idea | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire
Why not they male too
Brings 'impure thoughts' to a whole new level...
I'd make a great priest
bless me father..... for I'm about to sin.. "It's been so long since I last had sex | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire
Why not they male too
Brings 'impure thoughts' to a whole new level...
I'd make a great priest
bless me father..... for I'm about to sin..
It's been so long since I last had sex "Let's get out of my box young lady and let me into its lmao | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire
Why not they male too
Brings 'impure thoughts' to a whole new level...
I'd make a great priest
bless me father..... for I'm about to sin..
It's been so long since I last had sex
Let's get out of my box young lady and let me into its lmao"Will that be my penance | |||
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"Every single man you meet during the day, be it the bin man, a priest, or your best friends dad... automatically pops into a 'would' or 'would not' category in your head..
Priest? Noire
Why not they male too
Brings 'impure thoughts' to a whole new level...
I'd make a great priest
bless me father..... for I'm about to sin..
It's been so long since I last had sex
Let's get out of my box young lady and let me into its lmao
Will that be my penance "Part of it but true penance best started on knees. | |||
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"when you're walking down the street and a stranger gives you a wink and you first wonder if you have had sex with them and then (remembering that you WOULD remember that of course!) wonder if they're on here" It was me that wanked feck I mean winked and nope we havent yet lol | |||
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"When you on journey and passing random hotels makes you smile "I can relate to that! | |||
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"when you give visitors recommendations on local hotels, mentioning how nice the rooms are and then realising that people may wonder why you know so much about local hotels" Or what their usual rate is | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... " I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol" Old habits die hard lol..... | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol Old habits die hard lol....." I know but those habits are usually the fun ones lol | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol Old habits die hard lol..... I know but those habits are usually the fun ones lol" Isn't it so much fun though having level of flirtiness too without seediness and the odd wicked look. | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol Old habits die hard lol..... I know but those habits are usually the fun ones lol Isn't it so much fun though having level of flirtiness too without seediness and the odd wicked look." I've forgotten how NOT to do the come hither look when talking to men.... | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol Old habits die hard lol..... I know but those habits are usually the fun ones lol Isn't it so much fun though having level of flirtiness too without seediness and the odd wicked look. I've forgotten how NOT to do the come hither look when talking to men.... "There was a young lady noire With a look could suggest she'd want more With a nod and a wink Could make any man think She's a minx but never a whore | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol Old habits die hard lol..... I know but those habits are usually the fun ones lol Isn't it so much fun though having level of flirtiness too without seediness and the odd wicked look. I've forgotten how NOT to do the come hither look when talking to men....
There was a young lady noire
With a look could suggest she'd want more
With a nod and a wink
Could make any man think
She's a minx but never a whore
"Thanks.... I think!!!!! | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol Old habits die hard lol..... I know but those habits are usually the fun ones lol Isn't it so much fun though having level of flirtiness too without seediness and the odd wicked look. I've forgotten how NOT to do the come hither look when talking to men....
There was a young lady noire
With a look could suggest she'd want more
With a nod and a wink
Could make any man think
She's a minx but never a whore
Thanks.... I think!!!!! "All compliments noire. | |||
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"Or when you go out for a drink with your son and his girlfriend and you have to force yourself to stop looking at other girls and guys in that "I wana shag you" sorta way.... I got so busted doing that in a bar in Belfast by my friend lol Old habits die hard lol..... I know but those habits are usually the fun ones lol Isn't it so much fun though having level of flirtiness too without seediness and the odd wicked look. I've forgotten how NOT to do the come hither look when talking to men....
There was a young lady noire
With a look could suggest she'd want more
With a nod and a wink
Could make any man think
She's a minx but never a whore
Thanks.... I think!!!!! "All compliments noire. | |||
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"thanks Llong, still think its unfortunate that Noire kinda rhymes with whore....!! "Go on indulge me . Write one for me lol. | |||
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"thanks Llong, still think its unfortunate that Noire kinda rhymes with whore....!!
Go on indulge me . Write one for me lol."A young Limerick boyo called Llong, With a mightily loaded thick shlong He always takes care Not to soak a girl hair Such a gent not to do a girl wrong | |||
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"thanks Llong, still think its unfortunate that Noire kinda rhymes with whore....!!
Go on indulge me . Write one for me lol.
A young Limerick boyo called Llong,
With a mightily loaded thick shlong
He always takes care
Not to soak a girl hair
Such a gent not to do a girl wrong
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"thanks Llong, still think its unfortunate that Noire kinda rhymes with whore....!!
Go on indulge me . Write one for me lol.
A young Limerick boyo called Llong,
With a mightily loaded thick shlong
He always takes care
Not to soak a girl hair
Such a gent not to do a girl wrong
I'm impressed"I'm here all week! | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !! "Oh lol...so fecking true! | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby... "Omg yea have got that a few times lol | |||
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"When the girl in the cubicle next to you in a pub shouts in "hey lolly my husband wants to fuck you" and it's meant as a compliment and not a fight starter!! Also a true story "Lol | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby...
Oh god that's me to a tee fab paranoia sets in then !!
Oh lol...so fecking true! "Happened to me but I know the person was on fab lol | |||
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"when you have unlimited free texts on your phone.. but you realise looking at your bill that you have exceeded their 'fair usage' policy.. (max 2000 texts)... woops! "You know your a swinger more when ya get kik | |||
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"when you have unlimited free texts on your phone.. but you realise looking at your bill that you have exceeded their 'fair usage' policy.. (max 2000 texts)... woops!
You know your a swinger more when ya get kik"and you know you've gone to far when ya get a kik  | |||
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"when you have unlimited free texts on your phone.. but you realise looking at your bill that you have exceeded their 'fair usage' policy.. (max 2000 texts)... woops!
You know your a swinger more when ya get kik
and you know you've gone to far when ya get a kik "But no big phone bills | |||
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"when you have unlimited free texts on your phone.. but you realise looking at your bill that you have exceeded their 'fair usage' policy.. (max 2000 texts)... woops!
You know your a swinger more when ya get kik
and you know you've gone to far when ya get a kik
But no big phone bills "I know, but my nokia nightmare doesn't know what kik is.. | |||
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"when you have unlimited free texts on your phone.. but you realise looking at your bill that you have exceeded their 'fair usage' policy.. (max 2000 texts)... woops!
You know your a swinger more when ya get kik
and you know you've gone to far when ya get a kik
But no big phone bills
I know, but my nokia nightmare doesn't know what kik is.. "Must be a Swedish thing | |||
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"You put a picture of yourself up on facebook and someone comments on it saying you look 'Fab!'. You then spend the next few days worried that it's some kind of code and they know about your little hobby... " Haha. | |||
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"when you have unlimited free texts on your phone.. but you realise looking at your bill that you have exceeded their 'fair usage' policy.. (max 2000 texts)... woops!
You know your a swinger more when ya get kik
and you know you've gone to far when ya get a kik
But no big phone bills
I know, but my nokia nightmare doesn't know what kik is..
Must be a Swedish thing"Sweden's lovely this time of year too Llong | |||
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"when you have unlimited free texts on your phone.. but you realise looking at your bill that you have exceeded their 'fair usage' policy.. (max 2000 texts)... woops!
You know your a swinger more when ya get kik
and you know you've gone to far when ya get a kik
But no big phone bills
I know, but my nokia nightmare doesn't know what kik is..
Must be a Swedish thing
Sweden's lovely this time of year too Llong "Sweden lovely any time of year Mrs n | |||
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"Every couple of weeks u read the same threads in forums." LMAO!! or you spend too much time on the forums instead of swinging  | |||
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"Every couple of weeks u read the same threads in forums. LMAO!! or you spend too much time on the forums instead of swinging "Nah just a forum addict like the rest of us | |||
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"Your spouse asks you if you want to have sex, and your first thought is”With who?” " I do that all the time n when she says me who else I'm like oh yeah shit  | |||
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