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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks

Id like a smooth meant and veg isle in my regions but have never shaved or waxed (always keep it grade 1 trimmed tho!!!)

So last night I had a go at meself with a mach 3!

1st issue, Like face shaving, I used the hot tap to rinse my razor, but unlike my face, my cock and balls are not used to intense heat so after my 1st stroke of the blade I burnt the bollox off mysef!!

2nd issue - after returning to standing (from the feotal position) I proceeded to cool razor and retry, Although I know believe my face has hardened and become more impervious to sharp objects as the next thing I did was slice my ballsack open on the 1st attempt!!

After cleaning up the blood splatter off the floor and walls and removing the tears from my eyes and utter shame and feelings of unforgiving sorrow for myself I composed myself and said I would try 1 more time!

So, after not trimming for about a week I did have some longer more stragglier guests in my nest, they proceeded to get caught early and Pull at eyewatering pain levels I simply couldnt bear so I gave up and went to bed. Disgusted and annoyed, and still felling very sorry for my blood-stained, burnt, and pinched man pouch area.

Anyone got an easier less agonizing way of doing this?? Products or recommendations. I could not bring myself to these levels of self harm again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment as I don't want the forum brigade to arrive

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks

Dont geddit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a funny story but I dont wanna reply with an amusing answer as the Defensive Brigade will resurface

They're watching us waiting to pounce

So ill just say

Oh.......I.........am.........sorry........to..........hear..........about.........that

...

Get well......................soon

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

nair sensitive just 3 minutes on and was straight off

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks


"It's a funny story but I dont wanna reply with an amusing answer as the Defensive Brigade will resurface

They're watching us waiting to pounce

So ill just say

Oh.......I.........am.........sorry........to..........hear..........about.........that

...

Get well......................soon"

o..........k

but...... it's my thread - They wont take it!

They wouldnt dare!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a painful slightly amusing story but unfortunately the Amazon review of veet is much worse. Google it and have a read

In fairness, veet does not have that effect on all people. I have heard good reports of magic powder but have not tried it(it's on my list of new things to do). Using conditioner rather than shaving cream also works. I usually shave after showering as this has softened the skin. And it goes without saying a sharp razor is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate get a Phillips Male Groomer. Its the ticket. Amazon have a selection of them. You still gotta be careful though. It's not to be rush. There's no "quick shaves" downstairs!!

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By *aughty handymanMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Try a sensitive hair removal cream or an electric shaver works good

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks


"Try a sensitive hair removal cream "

any in particular?

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks


"nair sensitive just 3 minutes on and was straight off"

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *exyfuntimes2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin/Carlow

Mr shaves with a razor and shaving cream. He's a dab hand at it now He goes over two or three times just to make sure that no spots are missed. I think its just about the practice xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like a smooth meant and veg isle in my regions but have never shaved or waxed (always keep it grade 1 trimmed tho!!!)

So last night I had a go at meself with a mach 3!

1st issue, Like face shaving, I used the hot tap to rinse my razor, but unlike my face, my cock and balls are not used to intense heat so after my 1st stroke of the blade I burnt the bollox off mysef!!

2nd issue - after returning to standing (from the feotal position) I proceeded to cool razor and retry, Although I know believe my face has hardened and become more impervious to sharp objects as the next thing I did was slice my ballsack open on the 1st attempt!!

After cleaning up the blood splatter off the floor and walls and removing the tears from my eyes and utter shame and feelings of unforgiving sorrow for myself I composed myself and said I would try 1 more time!

So, after not trimming for about a week I did have some longer more stragglier guests in my nest, they proceeded to get caught early and Pull at eyewatering pain levels I simply couldnt bear so I gave up and went to bed. Disgusted and annoyed, and still felling very sorry for my blood-stained, burnt, and pinched man pouch area.

Anyone got an easier less agonizing way of doing this?? Products or recommendations. I could not bring myself to these levels of self harm again!"

u have to use shaving cream or u just get razor burn!!

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks


"u have to use shaving cream or u just get razor burn!!"

Obvs!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u have to use shaving cream or u just get razor burn!!

Obvs!!!!!!! "

but u never said u used it!

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks

Sorry - thought it was fairly obvious, Wouldnt do my face without cream!!

This is proving more difficult, people are mailing say not to use ANY cream

Life is hard!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry - thought it was fairly obvious, Wouldnt do my face without cream!!

This is proving more difficult, people are mailing say not to use ANY cream

Life is hard!!!"

when i shave my bits i have to use shaving cream or else i get razor burn!try gillette sensitive shaving cream for ladies ,i bet u wont get a rash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for shaving - what works best is a combination of hair trimmer (if its been a while) then use a brand new razor blade of quality (no BiC disposables), along with king of shaves oil. shave slowly and consistently....

this works even better after a hot shower (or in) as the pours will have opened somewhat....

even better is to get someone else to do it for you.... its oddly sexy

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks


"its oddly sexy "

Would you mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of cream let it set for a minute or so the shave downward (less resistance) then for the following week or so plenty of moisturising cream to keep it cool (alcohol free)

And then ffs keep on top of it as it gets easier every time but if u leave it over grow again your back to square one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an in the shower man myself and just use the bubbles from shower gel. Same when I do the face actually but use a different razor

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By *hillen89Man
over a year ago

London

used Nair under my arms and on my chest before for a photo shoot and it worked far better than expected!

Id advise putting it on your arm or somewhere first to make certain that your skin wont react to it because that would be a be a bad day if you put it all over your groin and reacted to it

Honestly the least hassle and best results you could get man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nair I use it all the just make sure u use a timer and use moisturiser afterward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got lazered best thing I ever did as the razor hated my skin Mrs S

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By *outhbelMan
over a year ago

Near Carryduff

the philips body groom kit from boots is really good, i use that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing all the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a nice hot shower, then turn your back to water, apply a good shaving gel and proceed to use a high quality razor pulling and stretching your bits as you do it..

When finished rinse under shower and apply a light cooling lotion or cream

Now ur cock us ready to rock

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By *orderhoppersCouple
over a year ago

donegal

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By *orderhoppersCouple
over a year ago

donegal


"It's a funny story but I dont wanna reply with an amusing answer as the Defensive Brigade will resurface

They're watching us waiting to pounce

So ill just say

Oh.......I.........am.........sorry........to..........hear..........about.........that

...

Get well......................soon"

haha

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks

Just to let everyone know my ballsack and surrounding areas are now hairless and wire free.

Thought i should let u guys know, everyone loves a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took you five weeks

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks


"It took you five weeks "

Ha. Better late than never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It took you five weeks "

job well done takes time lol

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By *ilg41 OP   Man
over a year ago

schticks


"It took you five weeks

job well done takes time lol "

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"Mr shaves with a razor and shaving cream. He's a dab hand at it now He goes over two or three times just to make sure that no spots are missed. I think its just about the practice xxx"

mr crazy is the same and has it done in seconds u just have to bear a little pain at the start , but the more often u do it the easier it becomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used conditioner to do mine. never get a rash and the skin is real soft after.works a treat

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Remember hair is there for reason lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a trimmed male area. Fully shaved looks a bit like a plucked turkey.

Myself I use Aqueous cream to shave. It's creamy and doesn't have perfume so it doesn't burn and moistures at the same time.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick


"I prefer a trimmed male area. Fully shaved looks a bit like a plucked turkey.

Myself I use Aqueous cream to shave. It's creamy and doesn't have perfume so it doesn't burn and moistures at the same time. "

I'm trimmed sweet

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"the philips body groom kit from boots is really good, i use that"

Bodygroom all the way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long shower soap yer bits well to soften the hair. . Then coat with conditioner pull tight with one hand and off ya go.... rinse very well, dry off and rub in lots of something like baby oil or l'occitaine almond oil...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahah im sorry for laughing probably very painful but very funny to read u made my morning xxxx hope uv better look next time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You poor thing. But remember what hassle us women go through.. Shaving, plucking waxing. Definitely have someone else do it for you and youve got enough tips to last you a lifetime. Just trial and error lol...keep practicing!!! Its when the stubble comes it starts to be really annoying.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No comment as I don't want the forum brigade to arrive "
???????????????????

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