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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

If you want to make a good impression in the Scotland forum, remember the rules

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1. Newbies ALWAYS have to bring cake

2. Nurse ratshit does the meds rounds at 11am and 730pm

3. Those white jackets with ALL the buckles are not optional

4. If they take the piss it's because they love you OR you didn't bring enough cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose! "

It's ok, I didn't tell them about Bertha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring cake you say??...

And just join the queue for my meds??..

"Medication time!...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jinty just get your hole over here

I'll sort out the rest

Ill bring the good guys

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Bring cake you say??...

And just join the queue for my meds??..

"Medication time!...."

"

Don't forget the coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jinty just get your hole over here

I'll sort out the rest

Ill bring the good guys"

Can I get some names there? Will yer good self be representing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ill be present

Ill only confirm the lads when you're confirmed

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose! "

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon "

Don't think you are getting away with forgetting the cake!

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon

Don't think you are getting away with forgetting the cake! "

Bassa

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon

Don't think you are getting away with forgetting the cake!

Bassa "

He he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon "

Always welcome in the Kingdom darling....I'm just along the road!!!

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon

Always welcome in the Kingdom darling....I'm just along the road!!! "

Il be coming down the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon

Don't think you are getting away with forgetting the cake! "

Never mind the cake furry....they have this guy who arranges all their meets. Names in a hat...pairs them off!! Do you think we should try it back home??

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon

Don't think you are getting away with forgetting the cake!

Never mind the cake furry....they have this guy who arranges all their meets. Names in a hat...pairs them off!! Do you think we should try it back home?? "

Hmmmmmmmmmm pretty sure you'd get away with it at a social, but can you imagine the aggro on the forum?? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey Furry! Don't mention Nurse Ratshit! These poor Irish folk haven't done anything to deserve THAT!!

By the way.... Don't think she's surfaced yet..I've not had my morning dose!

Backdoors times....think I need to visit my aunt in Inverkeithing soon

Don't think you are getting away with forgetting the cake!

Never mind the cake furry....they have this guy who arranges all their meets. Names in a hat...pairs them off!! Do you think we should try it back home?? "

Put my name in yer hat while yer at it!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Brings offerings of strawberry pavalova well its more like Eaton mess but fuckit

hey furry where's that jinny lass i have a special one for her i personaly whipped the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brings offerings of strawberry pavalova well its more like Eaton mess but fuckit

hey furry where's that jinny lass i have a special one for her i personaly whipped the cream "

You called??? Im a heat seeking missile for desserts!! Lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Brings offerings of strawberry pavalova well its more like Eaton mess but fuckit

hey furry where's that jinny lass i have a special one for her i personaly whipped the cream

oh u picked up ont the heat i there was i thinking i had cooled it enough

You called??? Im a heat seeking missile for desserts!! Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brings offerings of strawberry pavalova well its more like Eaton mess but fuckit

hey furry where's that jinny lass i have a special one for her i personaly whipped the cream

You called??? Im a heat seeking missile for desserts!! Lol "

So am I....esp freshly whipped cream ones yum

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Brings offerings of strawberry pavalova well its more like Eaton mess but fuckit

hey furry where's that jinny lass i have a special one for her i personaly whipped the cream

You called??? Im a heat seeking missile for desserts!! Lol

So am I....esp freshly whipped cream ones yum "

now she mentions it ffs back to the kitchen for me

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!! "

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings "

She's a VERY greedy girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings "

But you told me you had none left!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings "

*stomps of in a major huff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

*stomps of in a major huff* "

Jinty shall we plot his downfall

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

*stomps of in a major huff* "

huf away do u know how long it took me to whip all that cream grunting and groaning as i whipped this way and that way then a little swirling till i got it all fluffy then u go missing for two days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

*stomps of in a major huff*

Jinty shall we plot his downfall "

For sure we shall hunni....have you read the snivelling excuse above?? Saying I went AWOL.....god I'm never away from the place!!!!!! Bring it on sister!!!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

*stomps of in a major huff*

Jinty shall we plot his downfall

For sure we shall hunni....have you read the snivelling excuse above?? Saying I went AWOL.....god I'm never away from the place!!!!!! Bring it on sister!!!! "

do yet best sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

*stomps of in a major huff*

Jinty shall we plot his downfall

For sure we shall hunni....have you read the snivelling excuse above?? Saying I went AWOL.....god I'm never away from the place!!!!!! Bring it on sister!!!!

do yet best sisters "

Oh we will, especially after that pathetic excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

*stomps of in a major huff*

Jinty shall we plot his downfall

For sure we shall hunni....have you read the snivelling excuse above?? Saying I went AWOL.....god I'm never away from the place!!!!!! Bring it on sister!!!!

do yet best sisters "

You really have NO idea what you're asking for mister! I'd get whipping if I were you to make immediate recompense....and make it good and stiff!!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

I think I was promised strawberry pavlova!!!!

oops got sick of waiting on u so i am afraid cheeky got double helpings

*stomps of in a major huff*

Jinty shall we plot his downfall

For sure we shall hunni....have you read the snivelling excuse above?? Saying I went AWOL.....god I'm never away from the place!!!!!! Bring it on sister!!!!

do yet best sisters

You really have NO idea what you're asking for mister! I'd get whipping if I were you to make immediate recompense....and make it good and stiff!!! "

haha is that ur best stiffen it ur selfs

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