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The Awkward Moment When

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You show up a Fabswingers Party and your old teacher is there and YOU have to leave (this happened to me)

Write down an awkward moment!

I have a series of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you have to leave ?,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That moment when you meet a guy for coffee in a hotel lobby and asks to see your room. When you decline he turns round to your friend and says "well what about yours?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you arrive to meet someone and dont recognise them and they ask you are you coming in for a drink.you say no thanks and ring the person u think ur meeting and the man standing close by answers....scarlet for meself..!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why did you have to leave ?,,"

Because the hosts had met (&knew) ex teacher and first time meeting me so there sensible was for us to leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Awkward Moment when you're doing a presentation and you sneeze and YEUUUUUUP it goes everywhere! !

No where to hide

*Sleeve Wipe*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Awkward Moment when you're doing a presentation and you sneeze and YEUUUUUUP it goes everywhere! !

No where to hide

*Sleeve Wipe* "

eeeewwwwwww thats not awkward thats just manky...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eeeewwwwwww thats not awkward thats just manky... "

This is true I had to get rid of it ASAP and the sleeve had to be used!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise the penis you just grabbed isn't yours!

Or

When you read a thread that sounds disgusting before realising its about you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Awkward Moment When

You're walking and accidentally kick a slab/path/rock and take off on a jog as if you meant it (you'd have to picture it, or better still-Demo it there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have no condom so cling film and an elastic band gotta do....!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you realise the penis you just grabbed isn't yours!

Or

When you read a thread that sounds disgusting before realising its about you!

"

Jesus what do you be at???

Ill give you my blessing

*does aloada hand signals and just ends up grouphugging ya*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you have no condom so cling film and an elastic band gotta do....!!! lmao"

Or a sandwich bag ya filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you realise the penis you just grabbed isn't yours!

Or

When you read a thread that sounds disgusting before realising its about you!

Jesus what do you be at???

Ill give you my blessing

*does aloada hand signals and just ends up grouphugging ya*"
a lot seem to happen to you! have ya no friends lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you realise the penis you just grabbed isn't yours!

Or

When you read a thread that sounds disgusting before realising its about you!

Jesus what do you be at???

Ill give you my blessing

*does aloada hand signals and just ends up grouphugging ya*a lot seem to happen to you! have ya no friends lmao"

I have two friends but they don't go out in public with me, or acknowledge that we are friends in anyway, I like en though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Awkward Moment When

Your godmother texts you and says:

"If you really want to get Edel something for her birthday get her a new Swing4ireland she still has the slide that'll last another few years"

Note: Be VERY CAREFUL WITH AUTOCORRECT/PREDICTIVE TEXT ON PHONE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Awkward Moment When

Your godmother texts you and says:

"If you really want to get Edel something for her birthday get her a new Swing4ireland she still has the slide that'll last another few years"

Note: Be VERY CAREFUL WITH AUTOCORRECT/PREDICTIVE TEXT ON PHONE "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know! !! When I got that I had to stop using swing4irela**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend texts your bald dad frm your phone saying I'm gay dad n wanna cum all over your smooth head happened to a friend of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know! !! When I got that I had to stop using swing4irela**

"

I find fab much better anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Awkward Moment When

Your godmother texts you and says:

"If you really want to get Edel something for her birthday get her a new Swing4ireland she still has the slide that'll last another few years"

Note: Be VERY CAREFUL WITH AUTOCORRECT/PREDICTIVE TEXT ON PHONE "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You send a photo of your face instead of your dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You send a photo of your face instead of your dick! "

both are very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You send a photo of your face instead of your dick! "
be alright tho for u! urs is on ur forehead lmao joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this happened to my sister,she was bitching about my dads gf to what she thought was her friend in a text,my dads gfs daughter has the same name as my sisters friend and she sent it to her by mistake!there was killings lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You send a photo of your face instead of your dick! be alright tho for u! urs is on ur forehead lmao joke "

haha

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

at it and your mum turns up at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have no condom so cling film and an elastic band gotta do....!!! lmao

Or a sandwich bag ya filthy animal "

ah here....easy on..!!!

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

Dublin

When your giving a talk on hand hygiene to a bunch of rough necks and your brain substitutes the word orgasm for organism. Morto wasn't the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few moments...had a meet..then we knee other and weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Awkward Moment when

It turned into a Shart

Note: If you don't know what a Shart is, think how Jedward got their name.

That's all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running home from school in my new platform shoes and I trip and fall over. My dress ends up over my head and at the same time the school chaplin is driving out of the school gate behind me opps ...never jumped up as quick in all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running home from school in my new platform shoes and I trip and fall over. My dress ends up over my head and at the same time the school chaplin is driving out of the school gate behind me opps ...never jumped up as quick in all my life "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another time i was actually meeting a guy frm here and i was getting a taxi to the bustop to go to town,it was a horrible nite,wind and rain,anyway as i was getting out of the taxi the heel of my shoe got caught in a wire tht was loose on the floor of the taxi and i went flying!i landed on the wet ground in front of a packed bustop!my newly styled hair all wet but i didnt care i was so embarrassed!i went into the loo in supervalu to dry off but needless to say i got a gud soaking later tht night too but i didnt mind tht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for a quiet first meet in a hotel lobby outside of Dublin. Turned out to be packed with youngin's having their debs and buzzing around the place.

I look young for my age and she was slightly older, so I caught a few curious stares in our direction which made it a little awkward.

Didn't really care but the vibe was not what I expected.

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago

You bring a friend??

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago


"That moment when you meet a guy for coffee in a hotel lobby and asks to see your room. When you decline he turns round to your friend and says "well what about yours?" "

You bring l friend, wow your my kinda lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent an email to a former boss once about a query to do with one of the guys at work. As the heading for the email I used the initial of his first name along with his surname and sent it. Short time later I got a reply back from my boss suggesting that maybe I should be a little more observant when sending emails. I didn't know what he meant til he rang me and said to look at the heading more closely. Did I go bright red when I realised what I had put.... PEnnis!!! Oh I was mortified but it gave my boss a good laugh

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By *lutaxiMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

When you look for a pic off a lady and it's in laws girl friend still nice girl and having coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go searching for your Birth Cert... but all you can find is a letter of apology to your parents from Durex!!

(Inc a complimentary pack of 3)

(OUTDATED!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2 of your kids were born on same date and third (a week later)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go searching for your Birth Cert... but all you can find is a letter of apology to your parents from Durex!!

(Inc a complimentary pack of 3)

(OUTDATED!!)

"
love it!!

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