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Scotland V Ireland.....The funniest???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So....who wins? I'll start it off...

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.....

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....

The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates....."

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Looks like scotland wins jinty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So....who wins? I'll start it off...

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.....

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....

The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates....." "

tht sounds more like an irish red head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So....who wins? I'll start it off...

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.....

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....

The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates....." "
Wallace wu no b soo peowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was no Irish woman at all on that story lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was no Irish woman at all on that story lol

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You're meant to come back at me with something funnier.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youre meant to have a more accurate description of your post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scots are scots... Call them scotch at your peril! Same mentality as ourselves. As for the fifers from the kingdom... Love them all... Good times and great memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still love ya though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scots are scots... Call them scotch at your peril! Same mentality as ourselves. As for the fifers from the kingdom... Love them all... Good times and great memories "

Here's tae us...wha's like us? Damn few...an they're awe deid! Good man!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Youre meant to have a more accurate description of your post lol"

Hahaha...come visit the Scotland forum.Then you'll see some seriously fooked up threads!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Irish women are shopping together in the supermarket, and come to the produce section.

One woman reaches into the bin and pulls out two very large potatos.

"My goodness, but dese potatos remind me of me Sean's balls!" she exclaims

"Ooo are dey dat big?" her friend asks

"No she seplies" that fucking dirty!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youre meant to have a more accurate description of your post lol

Hahaha...come visit the Scotland forum.Then you'll see some seriously fooked up threads!!!!! "

We wouldn't understand what yer on about I was texting a woman from Falkirk for a while hadn't a clue what her texts meant.

Mind would she care to tell me that when ye say "The Night" it means ehhhhhhhhh "tonight"

Us Irish have slang aswell but wouldn't obv use it on foreigners

We'd simplify

Moral of the story is im digging my own grave here lol

Ireland 1 Scotland 0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made ye look...made ye look.....

Scotland 2 Ireland 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made ye look...made ye look.....

Scotland 2 Ireland 1

"

Its now 3-1 Scotland cause ye can do santa hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on" .

---------------------oOo-------------------

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says

"You know what I want, don't you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3-3

Ness (my fav) has saved the day

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"We wouldn't understand what yer on about I was texting a woman from Falkirk for a while hadn't a clue what her texts meant.

Mind would she care to tell me that when ye say "The Night" it means ehhhhhhhhh "tonight"

Us Irish have slang aswell but wouldn't obv use it on foreigners

We'd simplify

Moral of the story is im digging my own grave here lol

Ireland 1 Scotland 0"

Yep you are indeed!! lol

I'm sure it's the same in the south, but speak to someone in the north, particularly a country person, and they have a language all of their own!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We wouldn't understand what yer on about I was texting a woman from Falkirk for a while hadn't a clue what her texts meant.

Mind would she care to tell me that when ye say "The Night" it means ehhhhhhhhh "tonight"

Us Irish have slang aswell but wouldn't obv use it on foreigners

We'd simplify

Moral of the story is im digging my own grave here lol

Ireland 1 Scotland 0

Yep you are indeed!! lol

I'm sure it's the same in the south, but speak to someone in the north, particularly a country person, and they have a language all of their own!! "

How did you escape? Get back to Scotland immediately mister! Its only me that's allowed to go walk aboot!!! The kind lovely Irish peeps have adopted me.....ye chanty wrassler!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you escape? Get back to Scotland immediately mister! Its only me that's allowed to go walk aboot!!! The kind lovely Irish peeps have adopted me.....ye chanty wrassler!! X

What if your Scottish, but Irish?

Not fat from you jinty, but where's our profile name from?

Proudly, west cork!!

But I'm afraid be it jokes, be it countryside or be it people, west cork will never lose!

We were "blow ins" once and will be again, hopefully soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did you escape? Get back to Scotland immediately mister! Its only me that's allowed to go walk aboot!!! The kind lovely Irish peeps have adopted me.....ye chanty wrassler!! X

What if your Scottish, but Irish?

Not fat from you jinty, but where's our profile name from?

Proudly, west cork!!

But I'm afraid be it jokes, be it countryside or be it people, west cork will never lose!

We were "blow ins" once and will be again, hopefully soon!"

Lol....the perfect combo! You two have the very best of both worlds!!! Don't make me come back....I like it here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Steps in to be the Peace Maker (offers them all unwanted Dildos from lonely housewives)

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd ..... FIGHT! !!

*STEPS BACK*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you escape? Get back to Scotland immediately mister! Its only me that's allowed to go walk aboot!!! The kind lovely Irish peeps have adopted me.....ye chanty wrassler!! X

What if your Scottish, but Irish?

Not fat from you jinty, but where's our profile name from?

Proudly, west cork!!

But I'm afraid be it jokes, be it countryside or be it people, west cork will never lose!

We were "blow ins" once and will be again, hopefully soon!"
only cork people belive that..... To rest of us yee all seem like d*unk leprcons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on" .

---------------------oOo-------------------

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says

"You know what I want, don't you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"

"

and....the gals are funnier than the guys by the looks of it! Poor show chaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on" .

---------------------oOo-------------------

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says

"You know what I want, don't you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"

and....the gals are funnier than the guys by the looks of it! Poor show chaps! "

Agrees wholeheartedly with Jinty

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on" .

---------------------oOo-------------------

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says

"You know what I want, don't you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"

and....the gals are funnier than the guys by the looks of it! Poor show chaps!

Agrees wholeheartedly with Jinty "
now now I married a scots man and buy fuck there got in bed mmm

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on" .

---------------------oOo-------------------

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.

She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says

"You know what I want, don't you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"

and....the gals are funnier than the guys by the looks of it! Poor show chaps!

Agrees wholeheartedly with Jinty "
now now I married a scots man and buy fuck there got in bed mmm

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