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By *vsnikki OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Just got home from meeting a guy who claimed to have 9".

I don't know what was 9" but it wasn't in his pants. I turned and left. Not because he was too small but because he lied.

He's deleted his profile but is called Mark and is in Antrim.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I've wondered that too, do they measure from bottom of their balls?

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By *vsnikki OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

I reckon he was confused between metric and imperial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon he was confused between metric and imperial"
may i ask what is your measurment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon he was confused between metric and imperial"

Ah balls!... I always get those mixed up too!!

So it's not 24ft after all! Damn it

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By *vsnikki OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I reckon he was confused between metric and imperialmay i ask what is your measurment?"
sure, my size is 7.5" but who cares .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon he was confused between metric and imperialmay i ask what is your measurment?sure, my size is 7.5" but who cares ."
where did you take the measurment from.is it just the length of the shaft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"I reckon he was confused between metric and imperialmay i ask what is your measurment?sure, my size is 7.5" but who cares .where did you take the measurment from.is it just the length of the shaft?"

No id say thats just the head of his cock.shaft wud b at least a foot long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon he was confused between metric and imperialmay i ask what is your measurment?sure, my size is 7.5" but who cares .where did you take the measurment from.is it just the length of the shaft?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon he was confused between metric and imperialmay i ask what is your measurment?sure, my size is 7.5" but who cares .where did you take the measurment from.is it just the length of the shaft? "
you no lads,i dont give a fiddlers fuck what length any mans cock is.if its 3 inches or two foot,you would not to get to use in on any of the women here.theirs handier ways of getting laid,than writeing msgs and no replys and your essay of a msg getting deleted.

happy swinging lads,keep her lit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that happens often, also with height. Should we deduct automatically 2" or so to be on the save side? Personally, I don't mind but it makes you wonder if they lie about something so obvious what else are they lying about?

Or is it a similar like some women lying about their weight and dress size?

It's probably all about insecurities or not knowing how to use a measuring tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol my cock is average. Think I know how to use it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nikki, you should have asked him to measure using the industry standard Sky Remote....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than a hand ful ( my handful)

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"I find that happens often, also with height. Should we deduct automatically 2" or so to be on the save side? Personally, I don't mind but it makes you wonder if they lie about something so obvious what else are they lying about?

Or is it a similar like some women lying about their weight and dress size?

It's probably all about insecurities or not knowing how to use a measuring tape "

if they don't know how to use a measuring tape should they be allowed out on their own with out a minder ?

iv never seen the point lying u are the height you are and the length you are and theres is nothing you can do about it but just enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swings and roundabouts really,

Lots of people exaggerate stuff here and there.

To be honest 9' shlong? You should've requested a pic first if that was the sole reason for the meet maybe?

Totally get why you were annoyed though, why lie,

It's pretty common here, chubby guys refer to themselves as 'rugby build'

'Curvy' ladies referring to themselves as 'athletic' etc it goes on everywhere!

Personally I think if your a legit person your gonna end up meeting so why lie??

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By *vsnikki OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Swings and roundabouts really,

Lots of people exaggerate stuff here and there.

To be honest 9' shlong? You should've requested a pic first if that was the sole reason for the meet maybe?

Totally get why you were annoyed though, why lie,

It's pretty common here, chubby guys refer to themselves as 'rugby build'

'Curvy' ladies referring to themselves as 'athletic' etc it goes on everywhere!

Personally I think if your a legit person your gonna end up meeting so why lie?? "

I don't care what someones shape/size is but if you feel you have to lie then no thanks. When I challenged someone about their pic not matching their profile they said "You don't actually expect people to be honest"

Yes I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you measure from so? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do you measure from so? lol"

I measure from the tip of my nose to my face....

Maybe that's why they call me Pinochio!!

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By *lwaysforfunMan
over a year ago

Swingerstown

Size matters to some but it's not the nail but the hammer that drives it......

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By *vsnikki OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

True, a 6" nail will split thin wood but a 4" one won't be enough for the thicker stuff. Its horses for courses as Katherine the Great once said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swings and roundabouts really,

Lots of people exaggerate stuff here and there.

To be honest 9' shlong? You should've requested a pic first if that was the sole reason for the meet maybe?

Totally get why you were annoyed though, why lie,

It's pretty common here, chubby guys refer to themselves as 'rugby build'

'Curvy' ladies referring to themselves as 'athletic' etc it goes on everywhere!

Personally I think if your a legit person your gonna end up meeting so why lie?? "

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By *lwaysforfunMan
over a year ago

Swingerstown


"True, a 6" nail will split thin wood but a 4" one won't be enough for the thicker stuff. Its horses for courses as Katherine the Great once said"

You couldn't find 4" in your shorts never mind putting it anywhere.

Although you wouldn't want it over your eye for a wart

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Homeless dude walks into a pub and says he wants a drink but has no money

Barman says no drink then

Dude says ill have a bet with u.I bet I have a cock as long as that cats tail over there

Barman looks at the cat lyin on the bar and says youre on

Barman measures the cats tail.12 n half inches

Measures dudes cock.12 inches

Barman says thats 1 fine cock but the cats tail is bigger

Dude says how did u meassure cats tail

Barman says from asshole up

Dude says could u do me the same courtesy please

Bazinga

But ye big cocks nice I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homeless dude walks into a pub and says he wants a drink but has no money

Barman says no drink then

Dude says ill have a bet with u.I bet I have a cock as long as that cats tail over there

Barman looks at the cat lyin on the bar and says youre on

Barman measures the cats tail.12 n half inches

Measures dudes cock.12 inches

Barman says thats 1 fine cock but the cats tail is bigger

Dude says how did u meassure cats tail

Barman says from asshole up

Dude says could u do me the same courtesy please

Bazinga

But ye big cocks nice I suppose"

lol very good

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By *lwaysforfunMan
over a year ago

Swingerstown

I've an official measurer..... She'll be taking measurements next week as soon as she gets a lend of a yard stick.......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bazinga indeed! good one Hal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nikki, you should have asked him to measure using the industry standard Sky Remote...."

Haha 2nd person on here suggesting that method.

They must have better channels than UPC if everyone with Sky find both objects in their hands at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intetesting question. Personally I think we should tie a string to a pencil... shove the pencil up the man's anus then take the string to his bell end. Then once removed the string can be accurately measured. At least we will all have an agreed datum point.

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