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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were Santa and based on the above person's profile and/or pics what would you put in their Christmas stocking and why?

(So you need to check out the profile and not have your's hidden ok

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I would get u mrs claus outfit to match the undies a sexy one cause the men will want to take u to stairway of lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were Santa and based on the above person's profile and/or pics what would you put in their Christmas stocking and why?

(So you need to check out the profile and not have your's hidden ok

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your stocking wud have just one item frm me travel instructions to a nice comfy hotel spa where you cud indulge to your hearts desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pair of white boxers to help you meet all the ladies on here that would swing with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice pair of white boxers to help you meet all the ladies on here that would swing with you

Have them already.... They don't work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A longer arm.... So he can take some pics from farther away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A mannequin's hand so you don't have to keep dropping your own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were Santa and based on the above person's profile and/or pics what would you put in their Christmas stocking and why?

(So you need to check out the profile and not have your's hidden ok

) your stocking wud have just one item frm me travel instructions to a nice comfy hotel spa where you cud indulge to your hearts desire

Wish you were Santa

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over a year ago

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

some pants you bound to be freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterproof camera for more bath photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bag o' .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big bag o' .....

A massage bed and a photo frame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A sturdier bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sturdier bed

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proof that im near enoight to 30, for you too meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupids g spot vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sturdier bed

;)

for when you come over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And for when you cum

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"And for when you cum

Id get u a taxi ride to my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cleaner so his place isnt a mess when he is meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magic wand to make him a year older so he would meet my age criteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posing pouch to keep his three balls in place when out and about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what would you like in your sock xmass morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like in your sock xmass morning?

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id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like in your sock xmass morning?

id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows

stick your rubber doll,where the sun dont shine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like in your sock xmass morning?

id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows

stick your rubber doll,where the sun dont shine."

Ireland??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what would you like in your sock xmass morning?

id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows

stick your rubber doll,where the sun dont shine.

Ireland??

LMAO...very true

Well definitely no delay spray needed here

Has to be a new partner to replace PMS Avenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like in your sock xmass morning?

id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows

stick your rubber doll,where the sun dont shine."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A slap on the bum for trying to cause strife on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a well presented bum...for smakin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slap on the bum for trying to cause strife on this thread

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slap me anytime cheeky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lassoo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guide on how to "have a less detailed profile"

? Hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rubix cube to intrigue him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a disco ball for your bedroom

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

The lights to go with the ball so you can pass em on lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pair off boxers for that fine ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lights to go with the ball so you can pass em on lol."

Cheers Nick. Your too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gianna michaels,dressed for the festive season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have one with four rubbers.and a disel engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have one with four rubbers.and a disel engine"

Ungrateful hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have one with four rubbers.and a disel engine

Ungrateful hmmm "

id get him a ffm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no point haveing two of the same.maybe a new helmet with viser to keep the flys out????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think cowboy needs a SINGLE MALE

and instead of performing "Cow Girl" he can perform "Cow Man"

Mmmoooooooooooooo

Note: The first thing I saw on his page was No Single Guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New pioneer badge ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New pioneer badge ??"

Great Shout! The other one has lost its shine-

With a new one ill look more priest like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New pioneer badge ??

Great Shout! The other one has lost its shine-

With a new one ill look more priest like"

Black shirt to match his new pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with a Westmeath accent (basically a Westmeath man)

I hear you're partial to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white collar to nearly complete your priest look

Also look for other things than an accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gianna michaels,dressed for the festive season"

Wow now your talking cowboy.great call

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Enough naughty fun to quench his naughty appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enough naughty fun to quench his naughty appetite

Yes please gorgeous. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was Santa I'd give your the entire contents of my sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was Santa I'd give your the entire contents of my sack

Eh no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was Santa I'd give your the entire contents of my sack

Eh no thanks"

You weren't offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was Santa I'd give your the entire contents of my sack

Eh no thanks

You weren't offered"

Baldyballs you obv dont know how to play this game right

Rule #1

Read the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A sexy meet with a lady with a Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was Santa I'd give your the entire contents of my sack

Eh no thanks

You weren't offered

Baldyballs you obv dont know how to play this game right

Rule #1

Read the rules

Awkward for sure Galway.

Cheers for clearing that up

Now yo get the ball rolling again. Id give you the keys to the fab playboy Manson ( if there was one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy meet with a lady with a Scottish accent

Do you know any?

She must fit this bill:

*Be Scottish

*Be a bitta craic

*Have no teeth missing

And be no relation to RAB C.NESBIT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No...but I might know someone who might know someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy meet with a lady with a Scottish accent

Do you know any?

She must fit this bill:

*Be Scottish

*Be a bitta craic

*Have no teeth missing

And be no relation to RAB C.NESBIT "
defo know this lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No...but I might know someone who might know someone

Do what ya gotta do so and let me know!

*PUTS CONTRACT BACK IN MY BRIEFCASE*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No...but I might know someone who might know someone

Do what ya gotta do so and let me know!

*PUTS CONTRACT BACK IN MY BRIEFCASE*

See above

...told you so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No...but I might know someone who might know someone

Do what ya gotta do so and let me know!

*PUTS CONTRACT BACK IN MY BRIEFCASE*

See above

...told you so!!

Told me so ? Which? Who is this secret woman x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think cowboy needs a SINGLE MALE

and instead of performing "Cow Girl" he can perform "Cow Man"

Mmmoooooooooooooo

Note: The first thing I saw on his page was No Single Guys

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just had a call from up

north,and he tells me your getting nothing this year.i say yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,gud on you santy,your the man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guide on how to "have a less detailed profile"

? Hugs"

Ouch!!! I spent bloody ages on that...its my best work *stomps off in a huff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A corner to huff in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guide on how to "have a less detailed profile"

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Ouch!!! I spent bloody ages on that...its my best work *stomps off in a huff*

Break down that wall/barrier its not wo bad in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id buy him a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id buy him a pizza "

I only get Pizzas on 'Meets'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id buy him a pizza

I only get Pizzas on 'Meets'

lol well im sending you pizza from santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its possible- DO

Thats the real way to a man's heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But its not men's hearts we're interested in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock complete with a bow mwah lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But its not men's hearts we're interested in

You're hear for the right reasons so.

*unparts my hair and puta my poetry away*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me as his pillion passanger......and I can undo his bow too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me as his pillion passanger......and I can undo his bow too

Bad timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watch for timing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watch for timing lol"

My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watch for timing lol

My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync

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a tube of nob rot-begone cream..... that grey cock looks painfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a lovely tanned cock I just did the grey effect photo as a private joke

#George Clooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me as his pillion passanger......and I can undo his bow too

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love to give you a sexy pair of heels.no clothes,just wearing heels cheeky ,such a turn on.

whats your size???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick and a thesaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripod to take those pesky back shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A watch for timing lol

My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync

Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watch for timing lol

My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync

Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!

Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing

**Opens my door**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me as his pillion passanger......and I can undo his bow too

love to give you a sexy pair of heels.no clothes,just wearing heels cheeky ,such a turn on.

whats your size???"

Dainty...just like my mouth

.... Im a 4.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tripod to take those pesky back shots

More meet friendly work shifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A watch for timing lol

My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync

Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!

Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing

**Opens my door**

Is that to let me in or throw me out

A pizza cutter for that pizza Mizzz sent him.......remember

*sharing is caring*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watch for timing lol

My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync

Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!

Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing

**Opens my door**

Is that to let me in or throw me out

A pizza cutter for that pizza Mizzz sent him.......remember

*sharing is caring*

How could you mention another woman and you're only IN MY DOOR 5 mins?

I got my own pizza cutters- im no amateur

Im just happy to have you as a present to be honest

*shares a sneaky kiss*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watch for timing lol

My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync

Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!

Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing

**Opens my door**

Is that to let me in or throw me out

A pizza cutter for that pizza Mizzz sent him.......remember

*sharing is caring*

Indeed it is...

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