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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

an ugly girl asks her friend what reincarnation is.her friend explains its when you come back as something completely different.i want to come back as a dog says the ugly girl.her friend says...were you not listening to me....

By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

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A womans dead body was discovered this morning with semen in her eyes ...

A spokesman for Scotland Yard said she probably saw her killer coming!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok stolen from lounge but I thought this was really funny

12 priests were about to be ordained.

The final tests were for the priests to line up in a row, naked in a garden, with a bell attached to their weenies while a beautiful, naked, big busted woman danced in front of them.

The priests were told that any ones whose bell rang while the woman danced would not be ordained as they hadn't reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced in front of the first priest with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with no reaction until she came to the last priest Carlos. At this point Carlos's bell began to ring as the model danced. Poor Carlos was so embarrassed: his bell rang so loudly it flew off and clattered across the ground.

Carlos, mortified bent down to pick up his bell: at this point all the other bells went off...