FabSwingers.com forum: xmas carols for the challenged

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2. Amnesia - I Don’t Remember If I’ll Be Home for Christmas

3. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me

4. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and. . .

5. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Us

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll Not Tell You Why

8. Full Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You on an Open Fire

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10. Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave

My House

11. Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned The House Down

13. Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. Attention Deficit Disorder - We Wish You……Hey Look!! It’s Snowing