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a good excuse for an untidy house?

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare

Im meetin a fbuddy later and my house is upside down.whats a good excuse?

The real reason is im tired after workin all week and I had a glass of captain morgans and its gome straightto me 'ead.and then I started watchin zulu on 2.bear Iin mind I cant blame the dog I blame him fir too much already.its causin friction between us

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Im meetin a fbuddy later and my house is upside down.whats a good excuse?

The real reason is im tired after workin all week and I had a glass of captain morgans and its gome straightto me 'ead.and then I started watchin zulu on 2.bear Iin mind I cant blame the dog I blame him fir too much already.its causin friction between us"

You've just been burgled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame today's weather....ye left the front and back door open for a second and look what happens...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Alternatively, you're a man and it looks fine to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she comments, tell her that's really why you asked her to come round.

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare

I think ill use them all.I was burgled and they left the door open when they left.and I like what they done with the place.looks fine to me

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare


"If she comments, tell her that's really why you asked her to come round."

Ill act distraught n say I cant face clearing up the broken remains of my life

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

say u where out all day looking for christmas prezzys

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare


"say u where out all day looking for christmas prezzys

"

She mite look at me with expectant eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she comments, tell her that's really why you asked her to come round.

Ill act distraught n say I cant face clearing up the broken remains of my life"

*sob "but maybe....just maybe with your help?"

*sob :..(

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

have you dinner ready? because women always like to be cooked for she will forgive you anything..... trust me

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare


"If she comments, tell her that's really why you asked her to come round.

Ill act distraught n say I cant face clearing up the broken remains of my life

*sob "but maybe....just maybe with your help?"

*sob :..("

I like it.and not a mention of rum or the dog at all

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare


"have you dinner ready? because women always like to be cooked for she will forgive you anything..... trust me"

Dont know if we are at the cookin for each other stage yet.still in the fuckin like animals stage.barely know each other like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should know to introduce the rum before any mention of doggy.

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"have you dinner ready? because women always like to be cooked for she will forgive you anything..... trust me

Dont know if we are at the cookin for each other stage yet.still in the fuckin like animals stage.barely know each other like "

ok well then she is not gonna care if your place is a mess or not she wont be thinking of all the hours of intensive training she is gonna have to put in id say ur good to

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare


"have you dinner ready? because women always like to be cooked for she will forgive you anything..... trust me

Dont know if we are at the cookin for each other stage yet.still in the fuckin like animals stage.barely know each other like

ok well then she is not gonna care if your place is a mess or not she wont be thinking of all the hours of intensive training she is gonna have to put in id say ur good to"

Great idea.so ill pounce on her as soon as she walks in and stay there til she leaves tomoro.ill go with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you normally have a cleaner but he or she didn't turn up today and you were working all day and excuse the mess.

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Just say you normally have a cleaner but he or she didn't turn up today and you were working all day and excuse the mess."

Think ill just pounce on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say you normally have a cleaner but he or she didn't turn up today and you were working all day and excuse the mess.

Think ill just pounce on her"

Hal you're even giving me the hot flushes thinking of that ha ha

I wouldn't care what's untidy....take me now ha ha

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By *al2001 OP   Man
over a year ago

kildare

How will I explain the pajamas and unkempt look? Think I shud go the whole hog n smear my face in muck n start with "thank god your here...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alternatively, you're a man and it looks fine to you! "

That works for me everytime!

Alternatively,

just open the door naked......

Hey presto!!..... What mess!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What zulu was on today ffs I missed that

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Blame my dog. Its probably him anyway. He ate the seat belt in my car. How can you love him dearly and want a divorce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm sorry had the gang bang over last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no excuse could pardon a messy house stop being a lazy ho ho ho ! merry xmas lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Tidy up or get someone in to straighten the place up . The women will be queuing up to meet you

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