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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When i was at a foroige disco alot of the girls were sitting down....i asked one did she want to dance...she said yes nd i said THANKS FOR THE SEAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all right luv..... jimmy wants ta buy ya a bag a chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"all right luv..... jimmy wants ta buy ya a bag a chips. "
hehehe nasty but nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o yea....treat em mean lol

and even better.....start that line with a huge wolf whistle!

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Excuse me. My mates over there have bet me 50 quid/euro that I don't have the balls to chat you up. Could you just talk to me for a few minutes and help me win the bet...

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By *wilighteyesWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

said to me a long time ago at a club "Your actually quite good looking for a fat bird",,,

its a good job im not senstive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Franz Ferdinand wrote a whole song based on what a d*unken groupy was whispering in the lead singers ear at a record company bash.

So here's the strange lines!!

"Do You Want To"

When I woke up tonight, I said I'm

Gonna make somebody love me

I'm gonna make somebody love me

And now I know , now I know, now I know

I know that it's you

You lucky, lucky, You're so lucky!

Well, Do you, do you, do you wanna?

Well, do you, do you, do you wanna?

Wanna go where I've never let you before?

Well, Do you, do you, do you wanna?

Well, do you, do you, do you wanna?

Wanna go where I've never let you before?

Well, he's a friend

And he's so proud of you

He's a friend and I knew him before you, oh yeah

Well, he's a friend

And we're so proud of you

Your famous friend, well, I blew him before you , oh yeah

Well, Do you, do you, do you wanna?

Well, do you, do you, do you wanna?

Wanna go where I've never let you before?

Well here we are at the Transmission Party

I love your friends

They're all so arty, oh yeah

When I woke up tonight, I said I'm

Gonna make somebody love me

I'm gonna make somebody love me

And now I know , now I know, now I know

I know that it's you

You lucky, lucky, You're so lucky!

Well, Do you, do you, do you wanna?

Well, do you, do you, do you wanna?

Wanna go where I've never let you before?

Oh lucky lucky

You're so lucky

Lucky lucky

You're so lucky

Lucky lucky

You're so lucky

Lucky lucky

You're so lucky

Lucky lucky

You're so lucky

Oh lucky lucky

You're so lucky

Yeah

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By *unkeyMan
over a year ago

Clare

jesus love,uv great tits,theyd make hungry children cry:0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u come here a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried this once....didn't work....never tried again....

Dipped my finger in my drink then tipped her in the shoulder and said hey lets get you home and out of those wet clothes.....

Her response......

Wet clothes....that's not wet clothes (she then proceeds to fire a full pint square at my chest to maximize impact).....now that's wet clothes.....

I went home.....

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

GET IN THE VAN!!!! LOL

or does this smell like chloroform to you ?

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Tried this once....didn't work....never tried again....

Dipped my finger in my drink then tipped her in the shoulder and said hey lets get you home and out of those wet clothes.....

Her response......

Wet clothes....that's not wet clothes (she then proceeds to fire a full pint square at my chest to maximize impact).....now that's wet clothes.....

I went home..... "

sorry that just made me wee my self a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me dick is dead , can I bury it in ya ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried this once....didn't work....never tried again....

Dipped my finger in my drink then tipped her in the shoulder and said hey lets get you home and out of those wet clothes.....

Her response......

Wet clothes....that's not wet clothes (she then proceeds to fire a full pint square at my chest to maximize impact).....now that's wet clothes.....

I went home..... "

very funny

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