FabSwingers.com forum: What do u call urs???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bits in yer pants what u call it?

Mines a fannyjita

better than a kebab but plenty to eat all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to call my fella my magic wand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to call my fella my magic wand"

Lol hitachi make one of them lurve honey sell em too. Does urs need to be 'plugged in' or is it battery operated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'bits in my pants'?

Saggy ass cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to call my fella my magic wand

Lol hitachi make one of them lurve honey sell em too. Does urs need to be 'plugged in' or is it battery operated"
It doesn't need battries,but loves being plugged in !!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I call my bits my lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The 'bits in my pants'?

Saggy ass cheeks

Can't see from ur pics but what I can see doubt u have saggy ass cheeks unless they are removable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fandango

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I call my bits my lady"

She's a lady!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to call my fella my magic wand

Lol hitachi make one of them lurve honey sell em too. Does urs need to be 'plugged in' or is it battery operatedIt doesn't need battries,but loves being plugged in !!!

How many volts can it take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 'bits in my pants'?

Saggy ass cheeks

Can't see from ur pics but what I can see doubt u have saggy ass cheeks unless they are removable "

Thanks! But that's why there's no pics of my ass heehee

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I call my bits my lady

She's a lady!!! Lol "
ha ha and that she is my lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can honestly say it's never crossed my mind to call mine anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 'bits in my pants'?

Saggy ass cheeks

Can't see from ur pics but what I can see doubt u have saggy ass cheeks unless they are removable

Thanks! But that's why there's no pics of my ass heehee"
well from what i've seen u have nothing to be ashamed of,i love to see ur ass,can only imagine how nice it would be!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pussy ....and it loves cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy ....and it loves cream

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oh i just love licking cream!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might call it catnip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like lady garden

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Might call it catnip lol"
catnip me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might call it catnip lol catnip me anytime"
I love to catnip,if u'd like my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like lady garden"
are ya lookin for a gardener

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like lady gardenare ya lookin for a gardener"

I may go grow a bush for u to tend to lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might call it catnip lol"

To draw all the pussies???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like lady garden"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might call it catnip lol

To draw all the pussies???"

Wishful thinking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like lady gardenare ya lookin for a gardener

I may go grow a bush for u to tend to lol "
can i help ya fertilise ur bush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isn't it normally your partner Or f buddy that names it for you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might call it catnip lol

To draw all the pussies???

Wishful thinking lol"

Hmmmm may I suggest a name ?? How about lollipop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"isn't it normally your partner Or f buddy that names it for you??"

Really??? Never heard that theory

Considering my closest to a fb is my B.O.B maybe I should just call it Duracell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"isn't it normally your partner Or f buddy that names it for you??

Really??? Never heard that theory

Considering my closest to a fb is my B.O.B maybe I should just call it Duracell "
hhmmmm if it talk wouldn't it have a lot to say!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"isn't it normally your partner Or f buddy that names it for you??

Really??? Never heard that theory

Considering my closest to a fb is my B.O.B maybe I should just call it Duracell "

Yep thats my experience anyway and I assumed it was the norm... U know us guys given the chance would prob name it something outrageous and over complimentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Venus Flytrap

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Venus Flytrap

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hmmm sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Venus Flytrap

hmmm sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Venus Flytrap

hmmm sticky

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can i get down & sticky with ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i call mine my lady bits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foo foo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo."

Like that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo.

Like that too

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would like urs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo.

Like that too

would like urs too

Awh such a charmer though a bit far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo.

Like that too

would like urs too

Awh such a charmer though a bit far away

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distance is only a number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo."

Did someone call??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajayjay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo.

Like that too

would like urs too

Awh such a charmer though a bit far away

distance is only a number

In your case quite a big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo.

Like that too

would like urs too

Awh such a charmer though a bit far away

distance is only a number

In your case quite a big one

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thank you for the complament,didn't think i showed it to you though

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

The devil

fookers always getting me in trouble

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I have a lady and men have a lad

good combo together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lady and men have a lad

good combo together

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I'd bet we could make a good combo

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

U have s lad now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U have s lad now

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Honey you call it whatever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo.

Like that too

would like urs too

Awh such a charmer though a bit far away

distance is only a number

In your case quite a big one

thank you for the complament,didn't think i showed it to you though"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines called wifi...for short.....i even had it tatooed on it...then when i get horny it gets its full title..Will It all Fit In??

(theres a ridge)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mines called wifi...for short.....i even had it tatooed on it...then when i get horny it gets its full title..Will It all Fit In??

(theres a ridge)"
Well helllooooo big boy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Two guys standing at the urinals doing their business one guy looks at the others penis and it has Dublin tattooed on it he says i see ur from Dublin the second guy looks at the first guys penis and sees Ny tattooed on and says ur from new York first guy gives a few tugs and replies to the second guy no look again i am from

newtownmountkennedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mines called wifi...for short.....i even had it tatooed on it...then when i get horny it gets its full title..Will It all Fit In??

(theres a ridge)"

Haha good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two guys standing at the urinals doing their business one guy looks at the others penis and it has Dublin tattooed on it he says i see ur from Dublin the second guy looks at the first guys penis and sees Ny tattooed on and says ur from new York first guy gives a few tugs and replies to the second guy no look again i am from

newtownmountkennedy

Thats quite a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little devil !

If ya shake him too much he'll get sick on ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

newtownmountkennedy

Thats quite a mouthful

And throat too I'd imagine

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

newtownmountkennedy

Thats quite a mouthful

And throat too I'd imagine

its a tonsil tickler all right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mines called wifi...for short.....i even had it tatooed on it...then when i get horny it gets its full title..Will It all Fit In??

(theres a ridge)"

hahaha i love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say to mine "you look like a Micky but only smaller"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

newtownmountkennedy

Thats quite a mouthful

And throat too I'd imagine

its a tonsil tickler all right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

newtownmountkennedy

Thats quite a mouthful

And throat too I'd imagine

its a tonsil tickler all right

Oh CJ and his tonsil tickler!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it but still it does not cum!

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Foo foo.

Like that too

would like urs too

Awh such a charmer though a bit far away

distance is only a number

distance is a word lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 'bits in my pants'?

Saggy ass cheeks

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lol yolo now im sure thats not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New a lady once....she called it the stickit inn......lovely place to spend a nite.....bit damp though lol

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