FabSwingers.com forum: Genie game..

By *ingerrrr OP Woman
over a year ago

Meath

I saw this on another site and it was really funny..

There's a bottle on the beach, washed up by the tide, you open it and out pops a Genie who grants you a single wish, although you may make a wish, the genie will grant it, with a twist.... for the genie is a bit demented with a sick sense of humor. The Genie's wishes are really the flying fickle finger of fate!

In other words, it becomes the wish from

HELL!

The object of this game is to screw up the previous person's wish then make a wish for the next person to mess with.

WARNING:

This thread may become addictive and may result in brain torture! How do I know?

The Genie can NEVER do anything right. If he did, it will unravel the fabric of space / time and DESTROY ALL LIFE!!! Besides, that is against Genie union rules. He is bound by IBOMWGB - Intergalactic Brotherhood Of Mythical Wish Granting Beings.

There are a number of things that can go wrong. English is not his first language, He is hard of hearing, he can take a wish too literally, or he can be outright sadistic.

The thread can never end ( Evil laughter echos through marbled halls )

Stolen from a thread elsewhere..

I'll Start:

I wish for a kitten!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Hmm.. So what happens now? Do the rest of us just wish for other things, or do we wait until your kitten explodes?

I wish for someone to pay my bills for a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I wish for a kitten!"

"I'll grant your wish for a mitten. But you may only ever have ONE mitten for the rest of your life" mwahahahaha!

I wish for a goose that lays solid gold eggs.

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By *ingerrrr OP Woman
over a year ago

Meath

it goes like this...

I grant you yer goose with golden eggs but gold looses all its value and you'd be better off with real eggs!

i wish for a knight in shining amour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish for everyones wishes

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By *S74Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I grant you yer goose with golden eggs but gold looses all its value and you'd be better off with real eggs!

i wish for a knight in shining amour. "

I grant you your knight with the ability of "The Shining" and he'll stalk you for life! "Heeeere's Jooooohnny!" lol

I wish you would verify me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will disect you and verify that you are indeed human...

I wish for the power of flight

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will disect you and verify that you are indeed human...

I wish for the power of flight"
you can now fly bit beware that you ability to fly is limited to a certain amount of time n you could literally drop frm the sky at any stage . I wish for immortality

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

I grant you yer goose with golden eggs but gold looses all its value and you'd be better off with real eggs!

i wish for a knight in shining amour.

I grant you your knight with the ability of "The Shining" and he'll stalk you for life! "Heeeere's Jooooohnny!" lol

I wish you would verify me!!

I grant ur wish to be verified as said stalker

Now I want a pair of Jimmy choos

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick "

You grant the previous wish but twist it evily snyway you want. Then make your own wish...

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick "

I grant ur wish to be told about the game just not by me

I stil want the shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I wish I wasn't a tube sometimes!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick

I grant ur wish to be told about the game just not by me

I stil want the shoes"

I grant you your shoes, but they won't match your dress and you'll have to go naked!

I wish for some quiet time alone with leo varadkar so I can set him straight on a few things! Lol

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick

I grant ur wish to be told about the game just not by me

I stil want the shoes

I grant you your shoes, but they won't match your dress and you'll have to go naked!

I wish for some quiet time alone with leo varadkar so I can set him straight on a few things! Lol "

I grant ur wish that Leo is not straight and u get to explore all the possibilitys of the northern corridor

Now I want a fuel card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick

I grant ur wish to be told about the game just not by me

I stil want the shoes

I grant you your shoes, but they won't match your dress and you'll have to go naked!

I wish for some quiet time alone with leo varadkar so I can set him straight on a few things! Lol "
I grant your wish Michael but the bollocks won't listen to ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant u ur wish but Leo is anything but straight so back against the wall.

I wish Humpty Dumpty didn't fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant your wish of a massive scrambled egg and will def throw humpty from the top of the Empire State building to break him. Weird request but I'll do it. I wish I had 10 inch cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant you,you're wish of a ten inch cock but his feathers are ruffled and he hates Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well OP, all I can say is 'you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink'

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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago

louthish

I grant you the wish of a ten inch clock.

Now I wish for the ability to read minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well OP, all I can say is 'you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink'

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bi wish I cud climb the ladder of those stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well OP, all I can say is 'you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink'

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bi wish I cud climb the ladder of those stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grant you the wish of a ten inch clock.

Now I wish for the ability to read minds."

I grant you the ability to read minds bit only of dirty old men 80 plus and u can only read their thoughts in regards to you

I wish to be able to breed through my ears

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I grant you the wish of a ten inch clock.

Now I wish for the ability to read minds.

I grant you the ability to read minds bit only of dirty old men 80 plus and u can only read their thoughts in regards to you

I wish to be able to breed through my ears

I grant you the wish to breed through your ears, but all the babies you produce will be in excess of 12lb weight.

I wish for world peace!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I grant you the wish of world peace

And the next time you have a wank your Mickey drops off

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I grant ur whish that micheals dick falls off but it attaches to ur hand and u become known as handy dick

i wish for a mff

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I grant ur whish that micheals dick falls off but it attaches to ur hand and u become known as handy dick

i wish for a mff

I've already granted your wish, and I've extended it to the whole country (26 counties). We've all truly been fucked by FF :-

I wish for happiness for all the lickle children! (

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant you your wish of a mmf and the female is a cross dresser with a liking for big butts.

I wish for a huge bed of fun

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

I wish i had'nt read all this thread,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i grant you your wish for an f f m however it will be a fish fly and a monkey gettin it on , while you watch wishing your mickey had fallen off if this is the action your getting nowadays ...i wish for a cure for itchy nipples .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grant you your wish of a mmf and the female is a cross dresser with a liking for big butts.

I wish for a huge bed of fun"

I grand you your huge bed of fun but you cannot get into it you can only watch.

I wish for a nudest beach near me that the sun is always shining on

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"i grant you your wish for an f f m however it will be a fish fly and a monkey gettin it on , while you watch wishing your mickey had fallen off if this is the action your getting nowadays ...i wish for a cure for itchy nipples .

Your wish I'd granted, but you'll have to live with hairy hands for the rest of your days!

I wish for a nice curry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grant ur whish that micheals dick falls off but it attaches to ur hand and u become known as handy dick

i wish for a mff

I've already granted your wish, and I've extended it to the whole country (26 counties). We've all truly been fucked by FF :-

I wish for happiness for all the lickle children! (

I grant you your wish of children who love to lick Lollys for happiness

And wish for a box of tissues

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I grant the box of tissues .

I wish for robbie in my bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grant the box of tissues .

I wish for robbie in my bed tonight

Wish granted, i'll be there by 9

I wish for a gibson les paul

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By *ingerrrr OP Woman
over a year ago

Meath

I grant you a gibson les paul

but your fingers drop off and you want play it ever...

i wish for a steam roller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grant the box of tissues .

I wish for robbie in my bed tonight

I grant you your wish for robbie coltrane in your bed tonight

I wish for a twelve inch penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids

I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids

I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!"

I grant your wish where women must grunt atmen about their desires

I wish to get a meet

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids

I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!"

granted ur wish for a day when women will grind ur desires without any confusion

i wish for orgie of naked bodies where every one shudders in climax

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By *rishropemasterMan
over a year ago

near Headford

your meet is granted - it's a 97 year old crone who east liver raw for breakfast.

I wish for peace on earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your meet is granted - it's a 97 year old crone who east liver raw for breakfast.

I wish for peace on earth. "

Peace in earth is granted...however space travel is more affordable and every swinger on earth has left for mars.

I wish for peace on mars!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids

I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!

granted ur wish for a day when women will grind ur desires without any confusion

i wish for orgie of naked bodies where every one shudders in climax"
ur orgy is granted wild sex follows with naked hot women n behind the scene it's all filmed n uploaded on the web I wish for wild sex on a sun kissed beach with naked beauties

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ur wis for hot sex on a sunkissed beach with naked butterflies is granted

i wish for substantial loto win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids

I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!

granted ur wish for a day when women will grind ur desires without any confusion

i wish for orgie of naked bodies where every one shudders in climax ur orgy is granted wild sex follows with naked hot women n behind the scene it's all filmed n uploaded on the web I wish for wild sex on a sun kissed beach with naked beauties"

I grant your wish for wild sex on a beach with naked boot-ties

I wish for a go on eva longoria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle

I wish for tractor with big wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle

I wish for tractor with big wheels"

I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat

I wish to be 35 again

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle

I wish for tractor with big wheels

I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat

I wish to be 35 again"

wish grated u will gain 35 pounds

i wish for a night of fun and frolics

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle

I wish for tractor with big wheels

I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat

I wish to be 35 again"

wish granted u will gain 35 pounds

i wish for a night of fun and frolics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle

I wish for tractor with big wheels

I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat

I wish to be 35 again

wish granted u will gain 35 pounds

i wish for a night of fun and frolics

i grant your wish of a fella in a frock

i wish for a boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i grant your wish of a fella in a frock

i wish for a boat"

Granted but you will spend the entire time bailing it out as it has a hole that can never be filled

I wish I liked group sex

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Granted u like group sex .

I wish I was size 10

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By *otsuperman1Man
over a year ago

belfast

Granted you are a size ten. But most men prefer a woman with curves so now your lonely and bored. I wish I was born rich instead of beutiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant u ur wish to be called Richard

I wish I could lick my own balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grant your wish to flick your own balls

I wish I didn't like men

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Your wish granted you will never like men

and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.

I wish for sex now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wish granted you will never like men

and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.

I wish for sex now "

ok wish granted you can have pecks

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wish granted you will never like men

and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.

I wish for sex now

ok wish granted you can have pecks

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.

I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

"Your wish granted you will never like men

and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.

I wish for sex now

ok wish granted you can have pecks

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.

I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with"

We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up

We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wish granted you will never like men

and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.

I wish for sex now

ok wish granted you can have pecks

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.

I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with

We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up

We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls

your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours

i wish for utopia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.

I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with

We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up

We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls

your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours

i wish for utopia"

Got it but you are stuck outside

I wish to be a kept woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.

I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with

We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up

We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls

your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours

i wish for utopia

Got it but you are stuck outside

I wish to be a kept woman"

I grant your wish you are a kept woman in a cage only let out to work

I wish for a vat of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.

I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with

We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up

We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls

your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours

i wish for utopia

Got it but you are stuck outside

I wish to be a kept woman

I grant your wish you are a kept woman in a cage only let out to work

I wish for a vat of chocolate"

It's a vat of out of date cooking chocolate...

I wish for a new bathroom suite with hydrotherapy bath

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over a year ago

I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through

Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.

I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with

We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up

We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls

your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours

i wish for utopia

Got it but you are stuck outside

I wish to be a kept woman

I grant your wish you are a kept woman in a cage only let out to work

I wish for a vat of chocolate

It's a vat of out of date cooking chocolate...

I wish for a new bathroom suite with hydrotherapy bath"

granted, your water torture chamber is ready

i wish for a sonic screwdriver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant you your Sonia drew scriber, that hell tables on the down if any

I wish for my very own queening chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant you your chewing hair..but tastes of rubber...

I wish for my wish to have no snags !!

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By *itan79Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In the Middle

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By *itan79Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In the Middle

I'm Fresh out of Nags...so here have this one legged Donkey instead.

I wish for a Glass Swimming pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant ur wish of a glass swimming pool but the plug isn't big enough and the water won't stay in

I wish for my own helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant your wish of a remote control helicopter .

I wish for a holiday in the sun

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

i grant you your wish for a holiday in the sun...two weeks in war torn Iraq is yours.

we wish we were going to the venue on saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant your wish to go to the venue... Pub in cork

I wish for loads of money

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I grant your wish to go to the venue... Pub in cork

I wish for loads of money"

I grant your wish for loads of money shots and will be emailing you to organise this ASAP!

I wish for the wisdom to choose a good wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grant you ur wish of loads of money and u get buried under millions of chocolate one cent coins

I wish we had a power cut tonight (toyshow)

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