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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i totally agree....lucky bastids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids "

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too"

Some of them would never stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too

Some of them would never stop "

the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too

Some of them would never stop "

Lol can't say as I'd blame them lol. I wonder would I actually lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too

Some of them would never stop

the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol"

Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was talking to a friend one day and we were watching his dog licking his nuts. I said "fuck it, I wish I could do that". He reckoned if I gave the dog a biscuit he might let me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too

Some of them would never stop

the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol

Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though "

i would LOVE to see it live

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was talking to a friend one day and we were watching his dog licking his nuts. I said "fuck it, I wish I could do that". He reckoned if I gave the dog a biscuit he might let me! "

Seem to remember u posting this exact comment on another thread a while back mick

U know repetition is the first sign of senility lol. Next u will be outdoors in the nip o wait think someone beat u to that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too

Some of them would never stop

the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol

Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though

i would LOVE to see it live "

Hmmmm a live self sucking show oh fuck that would be soooo hot!!!! Wonder could we talk him into doing it on cam for us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i totally agree....lucky bastids

Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too

Some of them would never stop

the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol

Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though

i would LOVE to see it live

Hmmmm a live self sucking show oh fuck that would be soooo hot!!!! Wonder could we talk him into doing it on cam for us lol "

hhmmm

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

And he mailed me too reacin he could put a show in alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck that i want to see him in person doing it...!! lok

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I was talking to a friend one day and we were watching his dog licking his nuts. I said "fuck it, I wish I could do that". He reckoned if I gave the dog a biscuit he might let me!

Seem to remember u posting this exact comment on another thread a while back mick

U know repetition is the first sign of senility lol. Next u will be outdoors in the nip o wait think someone beat u to that. Lol "

It's feckin' cold here in Lucan with no clothes on! Brrr!

Anyway, the old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was talking to a friend one day and we were watching his dog licking his nuts. I said "fuck it, I wish I could do that". He reckoned if I gave the dog a biscuit he might let me!

Seem to remember u posting this exact comment on another thread a while back mick

U know repetition is the first sign of senility lol. Next u will be outdoors in the nip o wait think someone beat u to that. Lol

It's feckin' cold here in Lucan with no clothes on! Brrr!

Anyway, the old ones are the best "

Oldies are Goldie's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs "

why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs

why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for. "

i totally agree....!!! coz men fuck that up too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs

why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for. "

And when the cooking and cleaning is all done and the kids are gone what then?? I'd still like a head between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs

why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for.

And when the cooking and cleaning is all done and the kids are gone what then?? I'd still like a head between my legs"

i would high five you right now....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs

why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for.

And when the cooking and cleaning is all done and the kids are gone what then?? I'd still like a head between my legs

i would high five you right now....lol"

Should imagine everyone's too busy sucking themselves to be doing with that caper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caper???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caper???"

please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caper???

please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol"

Caper - an illicit or ridiculous activity or escapade.

"I'm too old for this kind of caper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caper???

please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol

Caper - an illicit or ridiculous activity or escapade.

"I'm too old for this kind of caper"

"

phew....thank god im really dumb..!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caper???

please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol

Caper - an illicit or ridiculous activity or escapade.

"I'm too old for this kind of caper"

phew....thank god im really dumb..!!! lol "

Not at all lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"caper???

please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol

Caper - an illicit or ridiculous activity or escapade.

"I'm too old for this kind of caper"

"

never too old

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

I've an idea for a new toy lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I've an idea for a new toy lol "

are u going to share it

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"I've an idea for a new toy lol

are u going to share it "

A vibrating tongue that heats up to body temperature and has sat nav

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've an idea for a new toy lol

are u going to share it

A vibrating tongue that heats up to body temperature and has sat nav"

Sat nav? I'm not that big that I can't find me fanny

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

U could always buy a Lapp dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U could always buy a Lapp dog "

Ewww now that's animal cruelty

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"U could always buy a Lapp dog

Ewww now that's animal cruelty "

no its not u would feed him give him a warm place to lay his head and pet him what's cruel about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U could always buy a Lapp dog

Ewww now that's animal cruelty

no its not u would feed him give him a warm place to lay his head and pet him what's cruel about that "

U forgot a warm wet place

Ok I'm even grossing myself out now oh shit

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"U could always buy a Lapp dog

Ewww now that's animal cruelty

no its not u would feed him give him a warm place to lay his head and pet him what's cruel about that

U forgot a warm wet place

Ok I'm even grossing myself out now oh shit "

other than that time to join a yoga class and get flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard the one about the Agnostic, Dyslexic, Insomniac?

He lays awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the old adage of why does a dog lick his own balls.......

Statistically 68% of dogs in Ireland have had a gonadectomy, so it's not their balls they're licking; and if your dog is one of the 17% of male dogs that are cryptorchid then technically the dog is only licking one ball. Useless information I know but who cares

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"So the old adage of why does a dog lick his own balls.......

Statistically 68% of dogs in Ireland have had a gonadectomy, so it's not their balls they're licking; and if your dog is one of the 17% of male dogs that are cryptorchid then technically the dog is only licking one ball. Useless information I know but who cares "

not useless if your a dog that swings and can read..............I have 3 male dogs none are doctored mr davie wouldent let me get them done said it would be cruel lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"U could always buy a Lapp dog "

I have a fear of dogs .

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"U could always buy a Lapp dog

I have a fear of dogs . "

really i don't bite

unless asked of course

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