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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ladies and gentleman, first i want you to say one nice thing about the previous poster and then share with us your cheesiest chat up line! simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ladies and gentleman, first i want you to say one nice thing about the previous poster and then share with us your cheesiest chat up line! simple!"

He is confused, as 'straight' but looking for TV/TS.

"get your coat love, you've pulled."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

very sexy and seems to like having cum on boobs :P

"you have pretty hair" - that one actually worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

handsome young man

did it hurt when u fell from heaven??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexxy bitch

was your daddy a baker? Cause those are the best baps i've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great tatt

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great tatt

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast"

Ah Cheeky I always thought you went commando under That Dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Solo..don't be giving away my secrets lol

And it's not me saying I have undies on anyway...it's me doing the chat up!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Great tatt

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast Ah Cheeky I always thought you went commando under That Dress "

solo goes commando under his kilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great tatt

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast Ah Cheeky I always thought you went commando under That Dress solo goes commando under his kilt. "

Ohhh go on Letmebe...how do you know

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Great tatt

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast Ah Cheeky I always thought you went commando under That Dress solo goes commando under his kilt.

Ohhh go on Letmebe...how do you know "

I was told cheeky somebody

Had a look under the table and saw solo swinging in the breeze no pun intended

I did not personally see. Only solo can confirm this ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fanatasy, a classy lady in red

hi, sorry to bother you but is your name "Beautiful"?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

He keeps popping up when you least expect it.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I've got a knife.

Get in the van!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor"

I could live with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great tatt

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast Ah Cheeky I always thought you went commando under That Dress solo goes commando under his kilt.

Ohhh go on Letmebe...how do you know I was told cheeky somebody

Had a look under the table and saw solo swinging in the breeze no pun intended

I did not personally see. Only solo can confirm this ? "

a gentleman like me cannot confirm this allagation in a public forum ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very spankable bum

So where can you confirm this allegation??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I've got a knife.

Get in the van! "

Haha must remember that come Valentines

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"A very spankable bum

So where can you confirm this allegation?? "

ha ha cheeky by name cheeky by nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very spankable bum

So where can you confirm this allegation?? "

I been dusting down my tartan so I'm hoping to don it soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor"

or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be lifting the kilt -- unless you plan to be under it later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jees,that's a fine pair of legs ya got........but then again ya need em to carry that ass!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be lifting the kilt -- unless you plan to be under it later "
only special peeps get them kinda privileges Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Don't be lifting the kilt -- unless you plan to be under it later only special peeps get them kinda privileges Cheeky"
solo at meet and greet do u remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jees,that's a fine pair of legs ya got........but then again ya need em to carry that ass!!!!! "
u sayin cheekys got a big ass tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be lifting the kilt -- unless you plan to be under it later only special peeps get them kinda privileges Cheeky solo at meet and greet do u remember"
well now let me think hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

seems to have misplaced his clothing but has mastered the use of that hand :P

my housemates bed is broken, will you help me break mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seems to have misplaced his clothing but has mastered the use of that hand :P

my housemates bed is broken, will you help me break mine? "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin "

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Don't be lifting the kilt -- unless you plan to be under it later only special peeps get them kinda privileges Cheeky solo at meet and greet do u remember well now let me think hmmmm"
Take your time no rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great body

I have lost my phone number, can I have urs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be lifting the kilt -- unless you plan to be under it later only special peeps get them kinda privileges Cheeky solo at meet and greet do u remember well now let me think hmmmm Take your time no rush"
I remember I remember I even remember meeting u at a meet n greet previous to the one your referring to now do you remember that one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you! "

ah I wish I had a mammy

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Don't be lifting the kilt -- unless you plan to be under it later only special peeps get them kinda privileges Cheeky solo at meet and greet do u remember well now let me think hmmmm Take your time no rush I remember I remember I even remember meeting u at a meet n greet previous to the one your referring to now do you remember that one ?"
I actually don't remember too much of that meet and greet solo I have ti admit I was slightly d*unk one does admit.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you! ah I wish I had a mammy "

You and me both. I'm a poor little orphan boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you! ah I wish I had a mammy

You and me both. I'm a poor little orphan boy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you! ah I wish I had a mammy

You and me both. I'm a poor little orphan boy "

ah here give us a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jees,that's a fine pair of legs ya got........but then again ya need em to carry that ass!!!!! u sayin cheekys got a big ass tut tut "
oh god no ,no reflection on cheeky,you trying to get me in trouble solo

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you! ah I wish I had a mammy

You and me both. I'm a poor little orphan boy ah here give us a hug "

Can you put some clothes on first though! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jees,that's a fine pair of legs ya got........but then again ya need em to carry that ass!!!!! u sayin cheekys got a big ass tut tut oh god no ,no reflection on cheeky,you trying to get me in trouble solo "
not at all your doing just fine all by yourself

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you! ah I wish I had a mammy

You and me both. I'm a poor little orphan boy ah here give us a hug

Can you put some clothes on first though! Lol. "

ohh I can feel the love a fine bro

manse isa happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Michael

I like the shirt but I think it will look better on my bedroom floor or in da washing machine he's been wearing it with months must be mingin

I need to wear something to keep me warm as I don't have a fleece like you! You look like your mother must've knitted you! ah I wish I had a mammy

You and me both. I'm a poor little orphan boy ah here give us a hug

Can you put some clothes on first though! Lol. "

not comfortable with my nakedness then ah shucks

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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago

louthish

Kissing is the language of love, how about a conversation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sanza ... wow doesnt come close ...

hi, do i recognize you from somewhere?

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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago

louthish


"sanza ... wow doesnt come close ...

hi, do i recognize you from somewhere?"

Maybe you recognise me from your dreams lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sanza ... wow doesnt come close ...

hi, do i recognize you from somewhere?

Maybe you recognise me from your dreams lol "

with yummy boobs like yours there is a strong possibility that i do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you

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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago

louthish

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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago

louthish


"sanza ... wow doesnt come close ...

hi, do i recognize you from somewhere?

Maybe you recognise me from your dreams lol

with yummy boobs like yours there is a strong possibility that i do!"

These two crop up in alot of dreams lol

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