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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

im crazy horny today and getting NO relief....no matter what i do..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no this is serious...!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get noooooooooooooo satisfaction..............and iv tried! and iv tried! I CAN'T GET NOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T GET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no this is serious...!!! lol"

so was i, any idea what its like knockin somebody's door, trying to sell them and all you can wonder is how said lady looks naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get noooooooooooooo satisfaction..............and iv tried! and iv tried! I CAN'T GET NOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T GET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL "

no no no......hey hey hey. Thats what i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im crazy horny today and getting NO relief....no matter what i do..!!! "

ya havnt tried very hard,,, i havnt seen ya knockin on my door yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm me too curvy hun I feel your pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of the most hateful thing to humanity and you will lose your horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the most hateful thing to humanity and you will lose your horn "

gettin cought with out tiolet paper????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the most hateful thing to humanity and you will lose your horn

gettin cought with out tiolet paper????"

Your finger busting through the loo roll, after a night on the curry LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the most hateful thing to humanity and you will lose your horn

gettin cought with out tiolet paper????

Your finger busting through the loo roll, after a night on the curry LOL"

shouldnt hve went to aldi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you need some help curvy..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the most hateful thing to humanity and you will lose your horn

gettin cought with out tiolet paper????

Your finger busting through the loo roll, after a night on the curry LOL

shouldnt hve went to aldi lol "

Fuck Aldi mate.

Its not just curry. Its m&s curry haha

Jokes, the local chinese does a superb curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the most hateful thing to humanity and you will lose your horn

gettin cought with out tiolet paper????

Your finger busting through the loo roll, after a night on the curry LOL

shouldnt hve went to aldi lol

Fuck Aldi mate.

Its not just curry. Its m&s curry haha

Jokes, the local chinese does a superb curry "

i ment you shouldnt have went to aldi for the cheap bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the most hateful thing to humanity and you will lose your horn

gettin cought with out tiolet paper????

Your finger busting through the loo roll, after a night on the curry LOL

shouldnt hve went to aldi lol

Fuck Aldi mate.

Its not just curry. Its m&s curry haha

Jokes, the local chinese does a superb curry

i ment you shouldnt have went to aldi for the cheap bog roll "

My bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't get noooooooooooooo satisfaction..............and iv tried! and iv tried! I CAN'T GET NOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T GET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL "

oh thats it...mock my pain...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm me too curvy hun I feel your pleasure "

its a terrible day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all I can say is....Vanessa feltz!!!!!

that help!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all I can say is....Vanessa feltz!!!!!

that help!!!"

Fuck i laughed hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

eeeww but no..!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way "

whos the cock blocker???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker??? "

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work "

lucky u..x enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work

lucky u..x enjoy"

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work

lucky u..x enjoy

Doesn't look if it's going to happen "

awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work

lucky u..x enjoy

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww "

I know and I'm horny as fook today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today "
Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire "
why don't any of ye horney girls live in the southeast???

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire "

Lol @ Tim,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire

Lol @ Tim,,,,,"

whos tim?

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

Opps kim,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire "

Or a vibrator inside you while you rub the clit, Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work mmmmmmNothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire

Or a vibrator inside you while you rub the clit, Mmmmmm "
mmmmmmm yeah baby now your talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire "

its not working for me tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work mmmmmmNothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire

Or a vibrator inside you while you rub the clit, Mmmmmm mmmmmmm yeah baby now your talking "
been there done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire

its not working for me tho

"

Though a real cock inside you with vibe on clit works even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire

its not working for me tho

Though a real cock inside you with vibe on clit works even better "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the weekend has as all horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny "

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate "

Hopefully I'll be sorted this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate

"

You to curvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate

You to curvy "

Awh poor blue and curvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate

You to curvy

Awh poor blue and curvy "

tell me about it (to the sounds of violins playing in the background)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate

You to curvy

Awh poor blue and curvy

tell me about it (to the sounds of violins playing in the background) "

That would be tiny infinitesimal violins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate

You to curvy

Awh poor blue and curvy

tell me about it (to the sounds of violins playing in the background)

That would be tiny infinitesimal violins "

Ohh such big words on Fab tonight .....NO, bloody great big massive one sthat you would need bloody ear muffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the weekend has as all horny

I have been horny since Wednesday and going to be until next week at this rate

You to curvy

Awh poor blue and curvy

tell me about it (to the sounds of violins playing in the background)

That would be tiny infinitesimal violins

Ohh such big words on Fab tonight .....NO, bloody great big massive one sthat you would need bloody ear muffs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol ok those were supposed to be damn u fat fingers..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol ok those were supposed to be damn u fat fingers..lol"

you have lovely fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol ok those were supposed to be damn u fat fingers..lol

you have lovely fingers "

Depends what she plans to do with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol ok those were supposed to be damn u fat fingers..lol

you have lovely fingers

Depends what she plans to do with them "

lots more I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol ok those were supposed to be damn u fat fingers..lol

you have lovely fingers

Depends what she plans to do with them

lots more I hope "

i know one thing im sick of having to do with them.... and bluey ALOT more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im crazy horny today and getting NO relief....no matter what i do..!!! "

Again! This isn't the first time this has Happened!

You should see someone about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol ok those were supposed to be damn u fat fingers..lol

you have lovely fingers

Depends what she plans to do with them

lots more I hope

i know one thing im sick of having to do with them.... and bluey ALOT more "

well you know where I am, give me a call (before someone on here tells us to get a room)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im crazy horny today and getting NO relief....no matter what i do..!!!

Again! This isn't the first time this has Happened!

You should see someone about it!

"

i really should

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im crazy horny today and getting NO relief....no matter what i do..!!!

Again! This isn't the first time this has Happened!

You should see someone about it!

"

oh and welcome back..xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im crazy horny today and getting NO relief....no matter what i do..!!!

Again! This isn't the first time this has Happened!

You should see someone about it!

oh and welcome back..xxxxxxxxxxx"

Cheers, have you tried cold showers or thinking about DIY. That works for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain curvy slightly horny myself though can't do anything about it as my own personal cock blocker is on her way

whos the cock blocker???

My otherwise lovely mother, though I'm trying to work on my regular to come see me before she arrives sending him some pics should hopefully work Nothing l

lucky u..x enjoy

No

Doesn't look if it's going to happen

awww

I know and I'm horny as fook today Nothing like a good ol fingering to quench my fire why don't any of ye horney girls live in the southeast???"

i second third and ect that

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