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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the people who put no effort into their fake profiles....do you really expect people to believe you?

And to those who fall for fake profiles.....are you really that stupid?

I could create a convincng fake fem/couple profile in 5 minutes (I won't, nor will I tell you how cos then there'd be tons) so I find these bad fakes utterly hilarious. Its like they learned how to use the internet yesterday (maybe they did)

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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Lol seem to be quite a few lately, they tend to vanish quick enouhh though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the people who put no effort into their fake profiles....do you really expect people to believe you?

And to those who fall for fake profiles.....are you really that stupid?

I could create a convincng fake fem/couple profile in 5 minutes (I won't, nor will I tell you how cos then there'd be tons) so I find these bad fakes utterly hilarious. Its like they learned how to use the internet yesterday (maybe they did) "

Are they like the genuine imitations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Are they like the genuine imitations "

Ehhhhh......what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a lot of similar profile summaries lately where it states, "im a single female/male looking to meet male/females/couples etc"

Far from genuine profiles imo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the ones that say will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yeah the one liners are cringeworthy, especially if they're text speak.

"lukin 4 sum fun"

grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly, only takes a bit of taught and 10mins to type up a decent summary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 mins, I presume that's for those that only use the one finger typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no face pic!....no reply lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 mins, I presume that's for those that only use the one finger typing "

I was being generous to the technophobes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 mins, I presume that's for those that only use the one finger typing

I was being generous to the technophobes"

cross a technophobe with a faker and you can easily catch them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the ones that say will fill in later"

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Hey tho! I can write, really pretty well, about just about any subject, except myself! Some of the stuff I've done could be published. But, and I don't think I'm too unusual, I'm having a kinda block about writing about myself. I'm not fake. Maybe a little shy and slightly intimidated but definitely not fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey tho! I can write, really pretty well, about just about any subject, except myself! Some of the stuff I've done could be published. But, and I don't think I'm too unusual, I'm having a kinda block about writing about myself. I'm not fake. Maybe a little shy and slightly intimidated but definitely not fake. "

the fakes are usually female profiles

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit


"Hey tho! I can write, really pretty well, about just about any subject, except myself! Some of the stuff I've done could be published. But, and I don't think I'm too unusual, I'm having a kinda block about writing about myself. I'm not fake. Maybe a little shy and slightly intimidated but definitely not fake.

the fakes are usually female profiles"

Yeah granted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that get me riled are the "Single" fems who advertise as such, then when you get chatting to them they suddenly have a hubby/partner/fb who always accompanies/sits in the corner/downstairs/in the car. To me, that is not "single"........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey tho! I can write, really pretty well, about just about any subject, except myself! Some of the stuff I've done could be published. But, and I don't think I'm too unusual, I'm having a kinda block about writing about myself. I'm not fake. Maybe a little shy and slightly intimidated but definitely not fake.

the fakes are usually female profiles"

there are guys tht have fake profiles too!fake pics on their profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I have been figured out, really I'm a bi married TV who has big boobs and likes to watch anyone. I'm also fat and ugly and post op TS who has four girlfriends who are on here but only meet when I'm filming or joining in for safety honest.

I need at least 16 veri's to meet or none if your really hot and like anal. I don't meet men unless they really want me too! I don't do oral unless you tell me to or tie me up. I play safe unless you tell me your clean in which case you don't need Rubbers! Oh and I love BBC BBW SUBS DOM gay str8 bi couples basically anyone who might let me see them and help me toss one off. I'm not fussy just desperate.

If you imagine Roy Chubby Brown crossed with Susan Boyle I would be there ugly sister.

I'm sorry I used a fake profile it didn't work anyway!

(Ps. Incase you didn't get this, it is an attempt at humour.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I have been figured out, really I'm a bi married TV who has big boobs and likes to watch anyone. I'm also fat and ugly and post op TS who has four girlfriends who are on here but only meet when I'm filming or joining in for safety honest.

I need at least 16 veri's to meet or none if your really hot and like anal. I don't meet men unless they really want me too! I don't do oral unless you tell me to or tie me up. I play safe unless you tell me your clean in which case you don't need Rubbers! Oh and I love BBC BBW SUBS DOM gay str8 bi couples basically anyone who might let me see them and help me toss one off. I'm not fussy just desperate.

If you imagine Roy Chubby Brown crossed with Susan Boyle I would be there ugly sister.

I'm sorry I used a fake profile it didn't work anyway!

(Ps. Incase you didn't get this, it is an attempt at humour.)

"

stick to your day job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother writing a profile, just copy and paste any good ones I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the people who put no effort into their fake profiles....do you really expect people to believe you?

And to those who fall for fake profiles.....are you really that stupid?

I could create a convincng fake fem/couple profile in 5 minutes (I won't, nor will I tell you how cos then there'd be tons) so I find these bad fakes utterly hilarious. Its like they learned how to use the internet yesterday (maybe they did) "
did u copy and past that?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the people who put no effort into their fake profiles....do you really expect people to believe you?

And to those who fall for fake profiles.....are you really that stupid?

I could create a convincng fake fem/couple profile in 5 minutes (I won't, nor will I tell you how cos then there'd be tons) so I find these bad fakes utterly hilarious. Its like they learned how to use the internet yesterday (maybe they did) did u copy and past that????? "

No, I did not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a really interesting profile on a U.K. site last year (exchangists) which has recently closed down. The site Admin and I had a discussion about whether it was a genuine fake profile or a fake looking genuine profile. They even wanted us to pretend to want to meet him to try and catch him out, which we declined! The guy appeared to be a male model (quite the hunk, lots of tattoos) and had loads of pics of himself on porn shoots with top porn stars which obviously looked professionnaly taken and could even be reverse-image searched on google back to some big porn sites, not that I'd now much about that

We couldn't work out what the hell he was doing on a really tiny swing site given his day job but admin couldn't prove he was fake.

Now if the fake profiles on here were that much fun to perv....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a really interesting profile on a U.K. site last year (exchangists) which has recently closed down. The site Admin and I had a discussion about whether it was a genuine fake profile or a fake looking genuine profile. They even wanted us to pretend to want to meet him to try and catch him out, which we declined! The guy appeared to be a male model (quite the hunk, lots of tattoos) and had loads of pics of himself on porn shoots with top porn stars which obviously looked professionnaly taken and could even be reverse-image searched on google back to some big porn sites, not that I'd now much about that

We couldn't work out what the hell he was doing on a really tiny swing site given his day job but admin couldn't prove he was fake.

Now if the fake profiles on here were that much fun to perv.... "

There's a profile on Fab almost identical to the one you have described. Big, tattoo'd, hung, ex-porn star. It's currently hidden - but from memory this guy is really well verified. I'm pretty sure he's actually met some people I know. I'm usually a believer of "if it seems too good to be true, it prob is"... On this occasion - seems genuine

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Damn I have been figured out, really I'm a bi married TV who has big boobs and likes to watch anyone. I'm also fat and ugly and post op TS who has four girlfriends who are on here but only meet when I'm filming or joining in for safety honest.

I need at least 16 veri's to meet or none if your really hot and like anal. I don't meet men unless they really want me too! I don't do oral unless you tell me to or tie me up. I play safe unless you tell me your clean in which case you don't need Rubbers! Oh and I love BBC BBW SUBS DOM gay str8 bi couples basically anyone who might let me see them and help me toss one off. I'm not fussy just desperate.

If you imagine Roy Chubby Brown crossed with Susan Boyle I would be there ugly sister.

I'm sorry I used a fake profile it didn't work anyway!

(Ps. Incase you didn't get this, it is an attempt at humour.)

"

if someone is so up their own ass or so silly, not to get your humour then they should hook up with your fake profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i find funny about sum ppl tht moan about fake profiles is u will find their names on the fake profiles friends list!!

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