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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Ok add your ones

You know your a swinger when the post man delivers a shoe box sized parcel to the neighbours wife and you are sure it's a vibe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh I like this homework - I'll get back to you .. .. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your friends say they were at a savage party the other night and straight away you think of a certain kind of "party"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't possess any "everyday" Knickers

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

My friend phoned me to say she was at a male stripper show and he waggled his dick at her and im thinking if you only knew what i was doing on Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other.... "

Funny cos it's true

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

When you have a suitcase full of sex toys.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other.... "

i need new relatives, the cheap gits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....

i need new relatives, the cheap gits"

what need of relatives when you have fab buddies that arrange road trips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny when ur family say u r going away at d weekends a lot. And they r babysitting for u. Or all of a sudden u go to dublin to meet ur friends and d only live 20 mins down d road. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....

i need new relatives, the cheap gits

what need of relatives when you have fab buddies that arrange road trips "

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When the thought of meeting someone for coffee makes ya horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a swinger virgin very curious to it all love to visit a swingers party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....

i need new relatives, the cheap gits

what need of relatives when you have fab buddies that arrange road trips "

Oh tell us more!!!

We are all so intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....

Funny cos it's true"

and what a great night was had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck isn't a swear word....it's listed on your c.v. Under other interests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your friends say they were at a savage party the other night and straight away you think of a certain kind of "party""

So true, also when ur friends say they're going to a party at the weekend and you immediately think "omg , are they going too ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have two mobile phones and two memory sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your builder tells you "that's a great site to erect" and you reply "ya its fab"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

When you see a hot girl in a bar and think 'I wonder is she bi??'

I'm looking at the world in a whole new light in recent years

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

You have shares in durex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've butterflies in your stomach thinking about the party your attending in sat night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the thought of meeting someone for coffee makes ya horny."

now that is exactly what i was thinkin....how i love going for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone uses the word FAB in conversation with you your brain does not think what they're talking about is good/great....you automatically think of here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone uses the word FAB in conversation with you your brain does not think what they're talking about is good/great....you automatically think of here!!! "

Or you try to work out was that a coded message to see if they also partake of the lifestyle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have two mobile phones and two memory sticks"

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going for a coffee means so much more .. boldness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not santa's toys you got hidden around the house

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You get a final demand from revenue, but all it does is bring out your sub side

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By *heButterflyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Wicklow

When you go to a 'civilian' party & secretly laugh at them all cause it's not a REAL party!!!

When you go out & wonder if every hot girl/couple would be into swinging!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

When you've made so many stories up or told so many 'civilian' friends variations on the truth to explain why you can't meet them for pints Saturday night that even you are having problems keeping up!! my old reliable is 'staying with the folks', sorry folks!!!

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When you know all the hotels that do early check in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i nearly used my fab name while being introduced to a friend that is not on here

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By *ilfandme206Couple
over a year ago

North Kerry

You know yea swinger when your credit card is full of hotel payments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when someone at work asks you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you nearly shit yourself as you casually say 'na, not really'

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Ah cmon to! I'm trying to be a swinger and Youse shites won't let me! Clique bstards the lot of ye.

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When someone you meet with friend says don't I know you from somewhere puts the fear of God in you.

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By *esidetheseaMan
over a year ago

Castlebar

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By *esidetheseaMan
over a year ago

Castlebar

.., when you get turned on just walking into a hotel bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you buy your Condoms in 144 packs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're posting ways you know you're a swinger on this thread?

No?

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the "photos" on your phone are in a special coded section of your gallery

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By *outheast22Couple
over a year ago

carlow

Was in the dentist last week and throughout the pain I was wondering what panties the nurse had on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you are in dublin with the family and a guy winks at ya and u almost pass out with the fear of him saying hey curvy cat...!!!! true story..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any "photos" you take on your phone get uploaded to your password protected drop box account and deleted off your phone immediately.

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland


"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....

Funny cos it's true"

Overnight stay coming for this Christmas too lol

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland


"Any "photos" you take on your phone get uploaded to your password protected drop box account and deleted off your phone immediately."

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland


"when someone at work asks you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you nearly shit yourself as you casually say 'na, not really' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you get invited to a wedding and you're sickened that you have to waste the hotel room... on a wedding.

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland

When your hubby writes in your birthday card, "have a 'fab' birthday"

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By *heButterflyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Wicklow

Wish there was a freakin 'like' or 'fab' button on the forums! Some of these posts are brilliant, funny & so true!

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland


"Wish there was a freakin 'like' or 'fab' button on the forums! Some of these posts are brilliant, funny & so true! "

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

When you're walking home one night and some d*unk kid with his mates drops his pants and shakes his cock at you thinking HE'S the Wild one!!

Not realising that you'd just left one of the best parties you'd been too where you'd (along with other play) experienced your first FFM threesome. Yummy!!

I laugh every time I think of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your hubby writes in your birthday card, "have a 'fab' birthday" "

thats a good one

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"when you get invited to a wedding and you're sickened that you have to waste the hotel room... on a wedding."

I've been to weddings you would have loved lol.

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal.

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal."

hahaha i love it...so true

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal.

hahaha i love it...so true "

Or when you try to figure it out you need paper and categories of singles couples and counties or even countries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal.

hahaha i love it...so true

Or when you try to figure it out you need paper and categories of singles couples and counties or even countries "

lol yup thats it...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you hear a couple in the next hotel room having sex and wonder if they'd let you join in

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By *uitarman87Man
over a year ago

city centre

Fantastic comment

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"Fantastic comment "

Excellent and we've all done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend )

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend ) "
ha ha I love it but so true.

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When you guard your phone like the crown jewels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your 'fab' friends and your facebook friends start to overlap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you get invited to a wedding and you're sickened that you have to waste the hotel room... on a wedding.

I've been to weddings you would have loved lol."

I bet you have

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town


"When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend ) "

Sooo correct!!

Always worried about handing phone over incase they swipe... They get it in there hands for 2 seconds and I'm like.'oh give it back... Let me!!'...

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend ) "

Or when you have an app on your phone that locks/hides other apps and folders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you guard your phone like the crown jewels."

lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you guard your phone like the crown jewels.

lolol"

Is that not the classic sign of having an affair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't I know it longshott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u meet some-one and for the life of it cant remember they fuckin name.. and I don't care any-way

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD "

Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD

Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue "

And for other things with right person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD

Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue

And for other things with right person."

Washing machine is better

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD

Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue

And for other things with right person.

Washing machine is better "

Can you show me sometime.

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By *harlie141r42Man
over a year ago

galway

When her husband slaps you on the back and says well done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the words whore bitch and slut become pet names for your other half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD

Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue

And for other things with right person.

Washing machine is better

Can you show me sometime."

Maybe

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago

Can you expand, sound handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your neighbour gives a friendly salute and you spend days thinking should you proposition then on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to type facebook into your browser and fab pops up first as its in alphabetical order.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know that 'vanilla' isn't a sweet creamy dessert

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"you know that 'vanilla' isn't a sweet creamy dessert "

And 'civilians' aren't just people that aren't in the army

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By *hickFlick25Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

When your mum complains you don't tell her about any of the boys you're seeing anymore.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"When your mum complains you don't tell her about any of the boys you're seeing anymore. "

..or when you worry that your mum might have met them as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your mum complains you don't tell her about any of the boys you're seeing anymore.

..or when you worry that your mum might have met them as well! "

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

When everyone wants to know why you are still single and so happy

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"When everyone wants to know why you are still single and so happy "

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

When you find yourself reading information about sex in your free time .

Fifty Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you write a review about something in the 'real' world, then read it back and realise it sounds like a fab verification...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u make sure essentials are in the handbag....purse phone condoms..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...ever you see a word shortened to initials you immediately wonder what sexual reference is it covering.

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

You get so excited when your meet texts "I'm 10 mins away " that you actually squirt your panties a little .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get so excited when your meet texts "I'm 10 mins away " that you actually squirt your panties a little . "

pmsl, funny cos its true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your sitting in the pub listening to your mates bragging about their sex lives and you just smile and think if you guys just knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you see someone in a coffee shop working on their lap top... and can't help peeking over their shoulder to see if they're on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you see someone in a coffee shop working on their lap top... and can't help peeking over their shoulder to see if they're on fab "

I'm peek over my shoulder every now and then when i'm on my phone on my lunch break.

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

when all your going out photographs are taken in a hotel room

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

You imagine what they'd sound like. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You type in f..a and your friendly search engine completes the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when all the emails in your gmail inbox are from hotel booking companies...

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When your phone book is in code...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you realise Ireland is waaay too small for swinging.. everyone knows fecking everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you realise Ireland is waaay too small for swinging.. everyone knows fecking everyone "

Phew, im not one so, noone knows me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your phone book is in code..."

lmao thats totally me

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

You are buying condoms with your groceries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you forget what name to shout out in the heat of passion.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're a bloke and you regularly have to shave your pubes, if you want to or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're a bloke and you regularly have to shave your pubes, if you want to or not."

lmao

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

You are cutting the grass and find a condom on the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when it physically hurts not to tell your friend in the real world about the shenanigans you have been getting up to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once said to me "I have a party coming up id love to bring you" me yeah cool, where the party? Guy it would be a party you have been to before, my response "beg your pardon" (at this stage im ready to faint) boy "i know you have been to many a party, im a swinger 20 year and can spot one a mile off.

Well i didnt know where to look that night, i could figure out was it the way i dressed so i asked him, he said it was the naughty look in my eye that gave it away!!!

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

When you see Robbie Williams and olly murs singing " I'm the king of the swingers " on the graham norton show . And think to yourself , they must have joined Fab too .

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By *agiceyesMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Im a swinger virgin very curious to it all love to visit a swingers party "

I'll be your +1

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"when you realise Ireland is waaay too small for swinging.. everyone knows fecking everyone "

Do I know ye????

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

When grandson shouts from the bedroom , "what's this purple curved thing granny ?? "

Answer "It's for granny doing here excercises make her strong "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When grandson shouts from the bedroom , "what's this purple curved thing granny ?? "

Answer "It's for granny doing here excercises make her strong " "

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is check Fab and not Facebook anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is check Fab and not Facebook anymore "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is check Fab and not Facebook anymore

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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago

louthish

When you have the making of an Ann summers catalog , in your wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is check Fab and not Facebook anymore

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Haha brilliant. Just did that now

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"When you have the making of an Ann summers catalog , in your wardrobe. "

And a locking wardrobe of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're on a meet and there's a loud knock at the hotel room door in the middle of the night. You turn to wake the guy who is sleeping beside you.... but for the life of you cant remember his name....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you're on a meet and there's a loud knock at the hotel room door in the middle of the night. You turn to wake the guy who is sleeping beside you.... but for the life of you cant remember his name.... "

Or you only know him by his username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you're on a meet and there's a loud knock at the hotel room door in the middle of the night. You turn to wake the guy who is sleeping beside you.... but for the life of you cant remember his name....

Or you only know him by his username "

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By *m158Couple
over a year ago

Cork

When u leave husband at home ....and find room 406

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you're on a meet and there's a loud knock at the hotel room door in the middle of the night. You turn to wake the guy who is sleeping beside you.... but for the life of you cant remember his name....

Or you only know him by his username "

pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't mind ... Just say.....hey u..... U up for round 2..... Simples !

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan
over a year ago

Nth. London

When you're on a group meet and you think you've met one of the people there before...so you strike up a convo...halfway through which you realise you know them from a job you worked on 6 months ago...it's happened to me and it's just as terrifying as vice versa!

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

You are in a local bar and see a guy you know from fab rubbing his hands as you make eye contact . Then he precedes to dance you nearly every good song that comes on . And your friend wonders "who's that guy sweeping you off your feet " thanks for a fun night Al , Best night in years , reminded me of that Xmas we dated 23 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u leave husband at home ....and find room 406 "

such fun!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

When you start adding xx to all yr texts lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

You walk past 2 guys and You over hear conversation in Asda cafe " I'm going for a wank " and automatically think they are talking about you , maybe just a coincidence ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bump into a fab friend in the middle of a shop and dont recognise them with their clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you bump into a fab friend in the middle of a shop and dont recognise them with their clothes on "

Soo funny but true...

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Your friends ex is standing in your kitchen saying he can't do you

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

When you're walking down the street with your wife and a woman walks past you going the other way and you both glance over your shoulders to check out her arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're walking down the street with your wife and a woman walks past you going the other way and you both glance over your shoulders to check out her arse..."

or you're wife does and points it out to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when none of the wine glasses you own match.... and you realise its because they have all come from different hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when none of the wine glasses you own match.... and you realise its because they have all come from different hotels "

When you have two ways of dressing for a night out .. One look for a regular Saturday night out and then the more risky Saturday night swing party look ! And when I go out on a vanilla night I bring a small bag enough for phone and keys etc

When I go out to for a swing night my bag is massive fully of goodies and naughty gear !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whdm you have another password protected account on your computer at home for your pictuu and checking you fab account

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

When your non-Fab friends want to know why you are always busy planning ahead and not available to them at just the drop of a hat .

I've had a fantastic 2 n half years on Fab now . Feel like part of the furniture now . Fab fun is always good .

Happy Fabmus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you snigger at the swinging scene in We Are The millers

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When the year ends and you counting conquests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FB no longer means facebook...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing!

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local


"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing! "

How does your mind work ?,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing! "

lmao....i love it firecracker.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing!

lmao....i love it firecracker..... "

my mind seems to be living in the gutter since i joined this place!! Love the smut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing!

lmao....i love it firecracker.....

my mind seems to be living in the gutter since i joined this place!! Love the smut lol "

me too....im feeling 10 years younger....men that is;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for a feel

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When u get a text asking if u fancy a quickie and its not from ur wife or partner

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

I live my shoe box size parcels . Wonder does the postman recognise the discrete packaging lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"FB no longer means facebook...!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing!

lmao....i love it firecracker.....

my mind seems to be living in the gutter since i joined this place!! Love the smut lol "

I wish I could blame fab for my smutty mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live my shoe box size parcels . Wonder does the postman recognise the discrete packaging lol "

Mines doesn't cos left mine on front door step in pouring rain, thankfully the excessive plastic wrapping came into its own otherwise royal mail would be getting a bill to replace the wand I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one of those wands in action yesterday- serious yolks

Jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw one of those wands in action yesterday- serious yolks

Jealous"

It just feels soooo good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u cant find ur phone and ur sweatin cause ur son decides to play pool on ur phone n hasnt asked had some close calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your entire Christmas wish list can be purchased from love honey

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick

When school holidays limit women you can meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When school holidays limit women you can meet."

pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When school holidays limit women you can meet.

pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing! "

Its the best time

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By *longshott OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"When school holidays limit women you can meet.

pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing! "

Miss noire we can have fun now they over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When school holidays limit women you can meet.

pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing!

Miss noire we can have fun now they over lol"

promises promises.. I cant recall school holidays ever stopping ya before anyway Longg

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