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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo "The messy bit I would agree with but I've been lucky enough to have a large shower which gets rid of the problem of mess and also gives opportunity for bit more fun | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
The messy bit I would agree with but I've been lucky enough to have a large shower which gets rid of the problem of mess and also gives opportunity for bit more fun"yummmmmeeee me you ,, big shower  | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
The messy bit I would agree with but I've been lucky enough to have a large shower which gets rid of the problem of mess and also gives opportunity for bit more fun
yummmmmeeee me you ,, big shower "U too far away  | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
The messy bit I would agree with but I've been lucky enough to have a large shower which gets rid of the problem of mess and also gives opportunity for bit more fun"Are you suggesting that I don't shower?? lolol  Well as I thought looks like I'm in the minority. Thankfully there are plenty of other things I do find arousing , phew! | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
The messy bit I would agree with but I've been lucky enough to have a large shower which gets rid of the problem of mess and also gives opportunity for bit more fun
yummmmmeeee me you ,, big shower
U too far away " shoot down with a sawn off | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
The messy bit I would agree with but I've been lucky enough to have a large shower which gets rid of the problem of mess and also gives opportunity for bit more fun
yummmmmeeee me you ,, big shower
U too far away
shoot down with a sawn off"Nah more like nerf | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
The messy bit I would agree with but I've been lucky enough to have a large shower which gets rid of the problem of mess and also gives opportunity for bit more fun
yummmmmeeee me you ,, big shower
U too far away
shoot down with a sawn off
Nah more like nerf " | |||
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"I'm with you Trixie. My 2 fave things - eating and fucking. Not together tho. It's one if those things I think I should like. I want to like it. But it's just faintly ridiculous in reality. "  | |||
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"I'm with you Trixie. My 2 fave things - eating and fucking. Not together tho. It's one if those things I think I should like. I want to like it. But it's just faintly ridiculous in reality. " Huzzah, a supporter!! | |||
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" Huzzah, a supporter!! "Huzzah is frightfully posh, isn't it?  | |||
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"Fishy Mars bars don't do it for me either, but it gets you down there, I suppose? "A means to an (fishy!?) end? I'm sure I've seen a movie, possibly wayans brothers where they're getting it on in the kitchen. Starts off with the whipped cream an strawberries then he's rubbing pickles and rubbery frankfurters down her body. How do you determine the "sexy" food? | |||
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" Huzzah, a supporter!!
Huzzah is frightfully posh, isn't it? "As am I! | |||
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" Huzzah, a supporter!!
Huzzah is frightfully posh, isn't it?
As am I!"But of course. I never doubted it for a moment.  | |||
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"Fishy Mars bars don't do it for me either, but it gets you down there, I suppose?
A means to an (fishy!?) end?
I'm sure I've seen a movie, possibly wayans brothers where they're getting it on in the kitchen. Starts off with the whipped cream an strawberries then he's rubbing pickles and rubbery frankfurters down her body. How do you determine the "sexy" food? "the film is called " don't be a menace to south central while dribking your juice in the hood" she melts cheese onto his chest instead of candles love the food sex scene in hot shots, Charlie Sheen fries bacon on the lady's stomach | |||
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"Fishy Mars bars don't do it for me either, but it gets you down there, I suppose?
A means to an (fishy!?) end?
I'm sure I've seen a movie, possibly wayans brothers where they're getting it on in the kitchen. Starts off with the whipped cream an strawberries then he's rubbing pickles and rubbery frankfurters down her body. How do you determine the "sexy" food?
the film is called " don't be a menace to south central while dribking your juice in the hood"
she melts cheese onto his chest instead of candles
love the food sex scene in hot shots, Charlie Sheen fries bacon on the lady's stomach "haha both funny feckin films | |||
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" Huzzah, a supporter!!
Huzzah is frightfully posh, isn't it?
As am I!"We used to use it as toast in a medieval group I was involved with | |||
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"Fishy Mars bars don't do it for me either, but it gets you down there, I suppose?
A means to an (fishy!?) end?
I'm sure I've seen a movie, possibly wayans brothers where they're getting it on in the kitchen. Starts off with the whipped cream an strawberries then he's rubbing pickles and rubbery frankfurters down her body. How do you determine the "sexy" food?
the film is called " don't be a menace to south central while dribking your juice in the hood"
she melts cheese onto his chest instead of candles
love the food sex scene in hot shots, Charlie Sheen fries bacon on the lady's stomach
haha both funny f
eckin films "absolute classic spoofs | |||
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"Fishy Mars bars don't do it for me either, but it gets you down there, I suppose?
A means to an (fishy!?) end?
I'm sure I've seen a movie, possibly wayans brothers where they're getting it on in the kitchen. Starts off with the whipped cream an strawberries then he's rubbing pickles and rubbery frankfurters down her body. How do you determine the "sexy" food?
the film is called " don't be a menace to south central while dribking your juice in the hood"
she melts cheese onto his chest instead of candles
love the food sex scene in hot shots, Charlie Sheen fries bacon on the lady's stomach
haha both funny f
eckin films
absolute classic spoofs"Has to ring Al there cos I wasn't sure which movie I was referring to although I had it down to those 2. The conversation went along the lines of "hey baby, you know that movie where he sucks ketchup off her feet? Don't be a menace, is that the same one with the sausages or was that hotshots?" To which he replied "why don't you get if the feckin forums and clean the house!?" that's me told. Men! | |||
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"Fishy Mars bars don't do it for me either, but it gets you down there, I suppose?
A means to an (fishy!?) end?
I'm sure I've seen a movie, possibly wayans brothers where they're getting it on in the kitchen. Starts off with the whipped cream an strawberries then he's rubbing pickles and rubbery frankfurters down her body. How do you determine the "sexy" food?
the film is called " don't be a menace to south central while dribking your juice in the hood"
she melts cheese onto his chest instead of candles
love the food sex scene in hot shots, Charlie Sheen fries bacon on the lady's stomach
haha both funny f
eckin films
absolute classic spoofs
Has to ring Al there cos I wasn't sure which movie I was referring to although I had it down to those 2. The conversation went along the lines of "hey baby, you know that movie where he sucks ketchup off her feet? Don't be a menace, is that the same one with the sausages or was that hotshots?"
To which he replied "why don't you get if the feckin forums and clean the house!?" that's me told. Men! " , cos cleaning the house sucks and fab is fun! | |||
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", cos cleaning the house sucks and fab is fun!
Good point well made Trixie "tell Al you're an integral cog in the forum machine and house cleaning isn't a priority | |||
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", cos cleaning the house sucks and fab is fun!
Good point well made Trixie
tell Al you're an integral cog in the forum machine and house cleaning isn't a priority "Oooh. I like that! | |||
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", cos cleaning the house sucks and fab is fun!
Good point well made Trixie
tell Al you're an integral cog in the forum machine and house cleaning isn't a priority
Oooh. I like that! "well then, sod the housework | |||
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"fresh pussy o natural is simply delicous! "This is true. | |||
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"fresh pussy o natural is simply delicous!
This is true. "Slight emphasis on the fresh  | |||
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"fresh pussy o natural is simply delicous!
This is true.
Slight emphasis on the fresh "always go with fresh | |||
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"Agreed. Michael's fishy mars bar wasn't too appetising to be honest. " You tried it???? Brave girl | |||
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"Agreed. Michael's fishy mars bar wasn't too appetising to be honest. You tried it???? Brave girl" Dammit! Walked right into that one. Amateur error. Must try harder. | |||
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"Agreed. Michael's fishy mars bar wasn't too appetising to be honest. You tried it???? Brave girl Dammit! Walked right into that one. Amateur error. Must try harder. "lol i just couldn't resist | |||
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"Agreed. Michael's fishy mars bar wasn't too appetising to be honest. You tried it???? Brave girl Dammit! Walked right into that one. Amateur error. Must try harder. "with Michaels fishy mars bars, think I might pass | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo "it wudnt really appeal to me either,eating and sex,the only thing i wudnt mind is having cream or melted chocolate licked off my body ,then he cud wash me dwn after,wash away all the sticky stuff | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
it wudnt really appeal to me either,eating and sex,the only thing i wudnt mind is having cream or melted chocolate licked off my body ,then he cud wash me dwn after,wash away all the sticky stuff "ohhhh I love it squirted cream chocolate poured over body. Than after get into shower than start all over again. | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
it wudnt really appeal to me either,eating and sex,the only thing i wudnt mind is having cream or melted chocolate licked off my body ,then he cud wash me dwn after,wash away all the sticky stuff ohhhh I love it squirted cream chocolate poured over body.
Than after get into shower than start all over again. " | |||
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"Now, I may be in the minority here, in fact I'm pretty sure I am, but after having tried the whole food sex thing many moons ago, I came to the very clear conclusion that it does nothing for me. Tried the fresh cream, chocolate, fruit, sauce etc etc and I don't get it at all.Mint and ice cubes are a big yes but everything else, nah, ends up too smelly ,sticky and messy. I also can't eat and watch porn at the same time. Am I mental, probably. It seems to be a big thing on here so I guess I am just a weirdo
it wudnt really appeal to me either,eating and sex,the only thing i wudnt mind is having cream or melted chocolate licked off my body ,then he cud wash me dwn after,wash away all the sticky stuff ohhhh I love it squirted cream chocolate poured over body.
Than after get into shower than start all over again. " | |||
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