FabSwingers.com forum: Best irish sayings or quotes

By *8funtimes OP Man
over a year ago

newry

keep her lit horse

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've a horn on me that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ye fall off that wall and break both your legs don't come running to me

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By *8funtimes OP Man
over a year ago

newry

"If ye fall off that wall and break both your legs don't come running to me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll knock ur teeth so far down ur throat ull have to stick a toothbrush up ur ass to clean them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Níl aon tóin tinn mar do thóin tinn fein....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Tinteáin, I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinteáin, I suspect "

No....thóin.....no sore arse like ur own sore arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought you into this world, I'll take you out of it too....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about

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By *ad4it145Man
over a year ago

city

tearing away like a tinkers shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the mahogany!

It would be a great little country if they put a roof on it.

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

F"ck them all bar rosy and lave rosy f"ck herself on the way home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was going like the hammers of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent nine months of my life trying to get out of one and the rest of my life trying to get back into one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about "

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By *8funtimes OP Man
over a year ago

newry

Say nothing thill ya hear more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im that hungry I'd eat the balls off a low flying duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull on it go on pull on it lad. Shouted at gaa games not by me of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on ya boy ye

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Tinteáin, I suspect

No....thóin.....no sore arse like ur own sore arse"

Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Jaysus, you wouldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive her like ya stole her

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Brace ur self nora

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Id ride that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep 'er lit

Get 'er bucked!

Go on ya good thing

Are ya right?

What's the craic?

Yer ma!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Love U course I love U sure aren't I riding u

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Who's ur one

gis us two bob will his

Well mush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

howya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry your eyes

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By *rifter34Couple
over a year ago

ennis

Shes a face like a melted wellington.....

Take one for the team ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll knock your ballix in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more spuds ma ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your only injured if your bleeding

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A waist high sheep is one to keep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather go down on the titanic

I wouldn't ride her even if she had peddles

The tide wouldn't take her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll knock your ballix in lol"

use that often mizz lol

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By *araMan
over a year ago

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By *araMan
over a year ago

I'd rather shit in me hands and clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feckin eejit!! Feck off??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bout ye

dead on

wind your neck in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spin the wheels Jonty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up she flew and the cock flattened her lol

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By *8funtimes OP Man
over a year ago

newry

"Up she flew and the cock flattened her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah he's a face on him only a mother could love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive er like you stole er

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Go on outa that

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

Get up ta fuck!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ya couldn't bate it with a big shtick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of that garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on ye good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I loves ya sure don't I ride ya and buy ya chips

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ní hé lá na gaoithe lá na scolb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're the type of family that keep a shovel full of shite on the table to keep the flies off the butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u sit on a bunch of nettles,its hard to tell which one stung ya!!

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

[Removed by poster at 24/10/13 18:18:23]

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

"if u sit on a bunch of nettles,its hard to tell which one stung ya!!"

Hope there will be none on your lap

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By *8funtimes OP Man
over a year ago

newry

Well is that you this is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if u sit on a bunch of nettles,its hard to tell which one stung ya!!

Hope there will be none on your lap

No, no nettles..but u might feel a little prick

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

where would you be without a bell on ur bike and the arse out of your trousers

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

"if u sit on a bunch of nettles,its hard to tell which one stung ya!!

Hope there will be none on your lap

No, no nettles..but u might feel a little prick

Just a little one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw the length in her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse it inta ya

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By *aytime111Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

He's as much use as tits on a bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here bees me.

As they say in Belfast. Translated to here I am to the rest of us folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a face like a well skelped arse.

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

all fur coat and no knickers

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By *er mMan
over a year ago

cork

I'd ate a horse between two mattresses.

He's as thick as bottled shit.

I'd crawl backward thru a field of broken glass to ate chips out of her knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flatout like a lizard on a rock,drive it like your late for maas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to be buried with our ones? (a Monaghan marriage proposal)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wud ya luk at yer one,she tinks er shit smells a roses"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive a pain in me hole wit ye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well the curse ah fuck on you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face her for home (when ur parking at GAA matches)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you'r sucking diesel.

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By *ebracouCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

she had a smile on her face like the full moon shinning on a name plate of coffen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would'nt get up on ye to get over a wall.. Would'nt ride her in to battle..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Do you want to be buried with our ones? (a Monaghan marriage proposal)"

Back in the day, in Leitrim, we used to add the word "tomorrow" to that phrase

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By *oggingtoyboyMan
over a year ago

city

If I had a dog with a face like hers I would shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.

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By *8funtimes OP Man
over a year ago

newry

"flatout like a lizard on a rock,drive it like your late for maas

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do u know there is a band from banbridge area called drive her like ur late for mass thats no joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's about as innocent as a nun bowing in a field of cucumbers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will u hurry on to fuck the ice creams getting cold"

"Open the window nd leave in some light"

"If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn give her 1"

All inspired by my late uncle..goes without saying that the "craic" was had growing up with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya fell into a barrel of tits you'd come out sucking you'r thumb.

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By *os025Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I wouldn't ride her into battle

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By *oggingtoyboyMan
over a year ago

city

If I had legs like hers I would shave my arms and walk on my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't ride her with your mickey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't kiss what a dog wouldn't lick! lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As mad as a bag of snakes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she would do for a poke when the tellys broke,, id leave her alone when the tellys going,,,

ur family tree is like a cactus! full of pricks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ippguyMan
over a year ago

tipperary

With teeth like that she'd ate an Apple through a letterbox

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By *utforfun1961Man
over a year ago

Baldoyle

There's no scarf as warm as a daughters arm around your kneck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bach her int me back her in!

go on of and fuck yourself

mind outa da light jusus

dont be der till ur back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive her like ya stole her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up and down like a hoares nickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she'd a set of legs on her that could kick start a jumbo jet.....

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By *arliffMan
over a year ago

naas

Hows the crack? Pink and wet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cursh on down da tober in your red rog ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That hughheff84 fella would fuck a barbers floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get er bucked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go way 'ta fuck will ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jaaayus

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

my ex wife was a dirty bitch, every time i took a piss in the sink it was full of dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were all here coz were not all there

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By *ookie-bigcockMan
over a year ago

City

Heard on the luas years ago a member if the traveling community "just lob it in there none that foreplay stuff"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't buck her with your dick.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bout ye?.......Good Derry sayin that is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bout ye?.......Good Derry sayin that is...."

surely a norn iron wide saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't buck her with your dick....."
ah jaasus she's not that bad,but u could leave her at a cross roads & she'd still be there when ya come back!!!

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Houl yer wheesht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on ya good thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crush on down da tober in your red rog ....

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that's the gaman not aul irish sayings..move on down the road in your red car..traveller style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bout ye?.......Good Derry sayin that is....

surely a norn iron wide saying"

Did I say exclusivly Derry?....K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'you slabberin' about my ma?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bout ye?.......Good Derry sayin that is....

surely a norn iron wide saying

Did I say exclusivly Derry?....K"

lol no but was it birthed there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bout ye?.......Good Derry sayin that is....

surely a norn iron wide saying

Did I say exclusivly Derry?....K

lol no but was it birthed there?"

No idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bout ye?.......Good Derry sayin that is....

surely a norn iron wide saying

Did I say exclusivly Derry?....K

lol no but was it birthed there?

No idea"

It's where I first heard it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she's a wee cracker

that's pure belter

uppa hoods (joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bout ye?.......Good Derry sayin that is....

surely a norn iron wide saying

Did I say exclusivly Derry?....K

lol no but was it birthed there?

No idea

It's where I first heard it"

there may be a reason for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weeker

beezer

ballroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crush on down da tober in your red rog ....

that's the gaman not aul irish sayings..move on down the road in your red car..traveller style

well its uld and irish ,, sure aint all the boy irish in one way or another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she thinks she's the big girl in the big picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a big man but a wee coat fits you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your mummy in

Away and play with the buses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep her between d' ditches

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In response to "you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"

"Sure, but would ya get on a bus without looking at the number?"

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

He wouldnt work his way out of a wet paper bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il only put it in a little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask me bollix !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That hughheff fella great ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horse it inta ya Cynthia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get upr outa dat says i ta me ta you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up the bum no harm done!

up the fanny your mothers a granny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"up the bum no harm done!

up the fanny your mothers a granny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to wonder if I'm Irish, I'm naturally a red head, I have the freckles, my hse is made of mud, I still buy my ham in the pub, and I love cough drops.. But I ain't heard a lot of these sayings lol

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

"I'm starting to wonder if I'm Irish, I'm naturally a red head, I have the freckles, my hse is made of mud, I still buy my ham in the pub, and I love cough drops.. But I ain't heard a lot of these sayings lol"

Cant put an old head upon young shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant put an old head upon young shoulders

U could be rite... So thank fuck in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmnnn..... Cough drops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fancy your one(when two girls just walk into a pub)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye dirty pox ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has to take a Viagra to have a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two balls and none are fucking crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone watch London Irish when it was on?

"I'd rather shit on my hands and clap!"

Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When something goes wrong!

I was smoking me pipe!

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By *agiceyesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I will in me hole!

I've a pain in me bollox

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By *agiceyesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If ya don't think you have any Irish in you....D'ya want some? Hahaha

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

I,m that hungry a could eat a nuns arse through a tennis raquet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait till your da gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ma's a whore

(said to your brother or sister)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't beat it with a big stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ on a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ma seemed to like me

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