FabSwingers.com forum: Great movie lines......;~)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates,sometimes its hard and sometimes it soft.....lol like the women on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't handle the truth

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

He lives now only in my memories.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 for latenight 1055..........were going to need a bigger boat!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Everythings goin to be ok, say the fuckin words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everythings goin to be ok, say the fuckin words"

Awwww Hal!... I was sure you'd say

"It's full of stars!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse'

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

To infinity and beyond

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"'I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse'"

Ali oh please

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Open the pod bay doors hal...hal.....hal

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Open the pod bay doors hal...hal.....hal

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wat film is that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out and never darken my towels again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go ahead make my day, make my whole friging week

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Open the pod bay doors hal...hal.....hal

wat film is that. "

I take it ur serious cos its not really a girls kinda film.2001:a space oddessy

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I am the the fuck of the century.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Balls on them boys like Bengali tigers.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I am the the fuck of the century. "

Ye but wats ur favorite movie line

We ve come on holiday by mistake

Or any line from withnail and I

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I am the the fuck of the century.

Ye but wats ur favorite movie line

We ve come on holiday by mistake

Or any line from withnail and I "
u not seen basic instinct the film with the famous open legs with no undies on u just remember that part.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Ye I saw it n yes I dont remember a word from it.I just remember pausin n rewindin n pausin n rewindin.I wasnt the only 1 tho, the video tape went bit jumpy in that spot.jesus they wer innocent times

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Every man remembered that part

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Every man remembered that part "

Also a lot of women do have seen it replicated a few times to some great mirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the question your asking yourself right now is did he fire 5 or 6 shots. Well punk.....you feelin lucky.....

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

[Removed by poster at 19/10/13 12:49:38]

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

this time aim for the tits

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"I am the the fuck of the century.

Ye but wats ur favorite movie line

We ve come on holiday by mistake

Or any line from withnail and I "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Every man remembered that part

Also a lot of women do have seen it replicated a few times to some great mirth

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I do it cj I think its horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

gd afternoon mr bond!........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day i bring an od-ing bitch to your house then i give her the shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You eat sh1t for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex for breakfast sex for dinner and sex for supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!

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life of Brian ....classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's motorcycle is this?

It's not a motorcycle baby, It's a chopper.

Who's chopper is this.

Zeds.

Who's Zed.

Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah ride out of the question ??? just let me finish this line !!! JAYAS im off to brush my teeth !!

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By *allymenacplCouple
over a year ago

ballymena

the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fukin mark twain sh*t cause its definitely gettin chiseled on your tombstone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

I can't wait to see your fanny!

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

" I think we are going to need a bigger boat"

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

yipee ki yeah mother fucker

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By *rifter34Couple
over a year ago

ennis

Who will dance with the tinkers daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Who will dance with the tinkers daughter"

i,ll dance wit ya redhead!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.......Hit It !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you expect me to talk............ No Mr Bond I expect you to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fav is planes trains and automobiles.john candy says to steve martin "you scratch your balls a lot!"

steve martin says"do u know what id really like"

john candy says"yeah another set of balls and another set of fingers!"

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

...

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frankly my dear ...I don't give a damm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The force is strong with this one.

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By *rifter34Couple
over a year ago

ennis

The best thing the devil did was convince the world he didnt excist

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By *rifter34Couple
over a year ago

ennis

This one time at band camp.......say my name bitch......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do yer like dags .dags oh dogs I like dogs but I like caravans better

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.......Hit It !!!

Best movie ever thwe blues brothers

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Every man remembered that part

Also a lot of women do have seen it replicated a few times to some great mirth

I do it cj I think its horny. "

Note to self sit across from soft next time

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Do U know what this is

Its a penis

Devil in mrs Jones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why.

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By *oldpairCouple
over a year ago

Wexford

If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will cut your heart out with a spoon! Why a spoon? Cos it will hurt more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will cut your heart out with a spoon! Why a spoon? Cos it will hurt more"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.”

for all my Fabulous Fab Friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its impossible to make a camberwell carrot with anything less

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.”

for all my Fabulous Fab Friends "

Did I get the heart thing to work?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She doesn't even go here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.”

for all my Fabulous Fab Friends

Did I get the heart thing to work? "

Whoo hooo Michael...no stopping you now

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By *oxysCouple
over a year ago

Is cheeky gone?

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By *ocbrownMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

don't cross the stream's

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.”

for all my Fabulous Fab Friends "
aww cheeky darling Mwah xxxxxx

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Oh no.. Cheeky is gone

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By *oxysCouple
over a year ago

"Oh no.. Cheeky is gone

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hopefully she will be back soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch Mike Pomeroy before your morning dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no.. Cheeky is gone

hopefully she will be back soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we should mate lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Take me upstairs and fuck me!"

I can't remember what movie it was, but it was Nicole Kidman, and I was at the top of the stairs in less than a second. The staff in the cinema weren't happy with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey, mac, you big stud!

That's me, honey.

U;~) Take me to bed or lose me forever! Show me the way home, honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God is mother on the lips and hearths of all children

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

No one puts baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well colour me happy theres a sofa i;-)n here for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losers always go on about doing their best.. Winners go home and f&@k the prom queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the mornings! I clap my hands every morning and say, 'This is gonna be a great day!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he dies he dies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U just got served in a bowl with a spoon uh huh!!!! Pmsl any parents out the shud know this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is my rifle, this is my gun.

this is for fighting, this is for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy would you like some sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is my rifle, this is my gun.

this is for fighting, this is for fun

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. Full metal jacket ?? Luv it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is my rifle, this is my gun.

this is for fighting, this is for fun

. Full metal jacket ?? Luv it "

I don't know what I've been told

Eskimos pussy is mighty cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make me wanna be a better person "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You make me wanna be a better person "

lol but only in a Jack Nicholson accent!!

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By *rifter34Couple
over a year ago

ennis

Shur didnt I tell you ....its my ireland....

Braveheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You make me wanna be a better person "

lol but only in a Jack Nicholson accent!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh uh oh uh uh uh ah ah oh uh ah ah uh uh ah oh uh ah ahhhhh....

Rocco and Amy

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By *rchippyMan
over a year ago

omagh

"What you doing"

"I'm taking the cow to the bull"

Could your father not do that?"

"No, it has to be the bull!"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""What you doing"

"I'm taking the cow to the bull"

Could your father not do that?"

"No, it has to be the bull!""

What movie was that in? I've only ever heard it told as a joke.

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By *oxysCouple
over a year ago

First cheeky now mac is gone

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"First cheeky now mac is gone

At least I'm still here. Scant consolation, I know, but them's the breaks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THE COCK!!! USE THE COCK!!!!!"

- Kyle Gass - 'Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny'

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By *oxysCouple
over a year ago

"First cheeky now mac is gone

At least I'm still here. Scant consolation, I know, but them's the breaks!

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well you still make me laugh Michael so you better stick around

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"First cheeky now mac is gone

At least I'm still here. Scant consolation, I know, but them's the breaks!

well you still make me laugh Michael so you better stick around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck of mister postman

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By *onegalsFinestWoman
over a year ago

Border town

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"First cheeky now mac is gone

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I recon they have eloped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First cheeky now mac is gone

I recon they have eloped "

stranger things have happened on here

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By *ockyXMan
over a year ago

Rathmines

hereeeees johnnnny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""THE COCK!!! USE THE COCK!!!!!"

- Kyle Gass - 'Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny'"

Now THAT is a class quote!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""THE COCK!!! USE THE COCK!!!!!"

- Kyle Gass - 'Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny'

Now THAT is a class quote!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its been emotional" lock stock and 2smoking barrels....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow is so big! Don't think I've ever"

Debbie does Dallas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the choppa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone but not forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!!"...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!!"...

Robbin' me feckin' line, ya hoor ya! I'll see you outside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucky Fucky $10....Full Metal Jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my field....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Sucky Fucky $10....Full Metal Jacket"

It's either inflation or more of those hidden taxes, but I'm sure it used to be five dollar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then perhaps today is a good day to die

Prepare for ramming speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1987 five dollars did go a long way. Or should that be 1967 the era of the movie???

Hey Michael...now we're showing our age!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"In 1987 five dollars did go a long way. Or should that be 1967 the era of the movie???

Hey Michael...now we're showing our age!!!"

We're only young lads yet. There's a 75 year old on this site in the UK, with pics of him bangin' the be Jaysus out of a young wan on the kitchen table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some beer and some cleaning products

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"How shall we fuck off, o lord?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say hello to my little friend" Scarface

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"She's a woman like your mother. If we knew how to keep the women happy we'd still be in paradise"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""How shall we fuck off, o lord?" "

"Spare a Shekel for an old ex leper!??"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I said was this piece of Halibut is good enough for Jehovah!!"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""All I said was this piece of Halibut is good enough for Jehovah!!"

It's a classic movie. I think I might sit down and watch it again tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now,are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just dented our car with his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend

Scarface

Class movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ll be back!!.............lmao

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