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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can accom tonite ya feckers

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

We're all on the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great il put the kettle on

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Pick me in on the way im bringing the biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where did I my mighty whites!?...

Tea parties ROCK!!..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I have got cream

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I have got cream

I hope it's not some of that salty cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Il be supplying you all with teabags lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Mr white pants man where are u .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im just beside the zoo will u be long anddo u like the teabag left in

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I have got cream

I hope it's not some of that salty cream?

it is now

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Im just beside the zoo will u be long anddo u like the teabag left in"
erm wrong mr whites pants man. Sorry op u taking advise on the pants. .

Do we go to the zoo after.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Im just beside the zoo will u be long anddo u like the teabag left in erm wrong mr whites pants man. Sorry op u taking advise on the pants. .

Do we go to the zoo after. "

haha soft those white pants have u all a tizzy

go to the zoo what's this the madhatters tea party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ears are burning!! Soft are u struggling with your white pants fetish again lol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are my white calvins nice girls being near the zoo makes me a bit of an animal

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Are my white calvins nice girls being near the zoo makes me a bit of an animal"
op there is the I think man in white pants forde

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"[Removed by poster at 08/10/13 18:08:25]"
cj op mentioned he nesr the zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tea party besied the zoo now that's a first .Do we all have to ware white pants mine are gone pink got mixed up in a coloured wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get it now soft loves white boxers

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I get it now soft loves white boxers "

bulging white boxer's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are mine what u would call bulging soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the dress code white boxers only? I'm wearing black today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got nothing to fill boxers wit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your closer to me than most of these guys miz u wanna see my white boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got nothing to fill boxers wit

You can use mine miz... I'm not lol. Long as I get it back once you're finished please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White pants a go go!! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got nothing to fill boxers wit

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine were black today. Two men in white boxers. Have to say there mighty fine looking and I'm not even gay. I think heff and forde should have a white pants dance off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg shit just got serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine were black today. Two men in white boxers. Have to say there mighty fine looking and I'm not even gay. I think heff and forde should have a white pants dance off lol"

Do we need to move the sofa then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The white pants dance of can be the warm up for tthe main event. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The white pants dance of can be the warm up for tthe main event. Lol "

Sweet, evening entertainment sorted then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You will need to have home insurance cos when it comes to white pants danceoffs not only do i smash the backs doors right off il will also do the front door.. yolo just how i roll

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Mine were black today. Two men in white boxers. Have to say there mighty fine looking and I'm not even gay. I think heff and forde should have a white pants dance off lol"
personally I think forde is better than heff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg im so hurt explain soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But mine are calvin klein

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Mine were black today. Two men in white boxers. Have to say there mighty fine looking and I'm not even gay. I think heff and forde should have a white pants dance off lolpersonally I think forde is better than heff. "

ohhh the gauntlet has being thrown down

move the sofas carefull of the tv get the popcorn going ffs this going to be some tea party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree, but that's just personal choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha don't sit on the fence Soft

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

ohhh the gauntlet has being thrown down

move the sofas carefull of the tv get the popcorn going ffs this going to be some tea party

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we shall have a vote ladies and gents please state your preference to the two profile pics in white pants vote forde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heff in my opinion which doesn't count for much you where back in the running with the name dropping. Calvin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck this shit im off to b and q recommend any ropes guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet jaysus. I take 5mins out to stick my goodfellas (fully loaded) in the oven and come back to find I'm volunteered for strictly cum fabbing... What's going on? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh the gauntlet has being thrown down

move the sofas carefull of the tv get the popcorn going ffs this going to be some tea party

we shall have a vote ladies and gents please state your preference to the two profile pics in white pants vote forde"

Open a new thread for that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh the gauntlet has being thrown down

move the sofas carefull of the tv get the popcorn going ffs this going to be some tea party

we shall have a vote ladies and gents please state your preference to the two profile pics in white pants vote forde"

Are you Forde's campaign manager Soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heff in my opinion which doesn't count for much you where back in the running with the name dropping. Calvin.

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oh yes i am fordes are from primark eh someone told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a tip off from one of the judges ( soft ) i'm off to the bookies to lay my week's wage on Ford

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

ohhh the gauntlet has being thrown down

move the sofas carefull of the tv get the popcorn going ffs this going to be some tea party

we shall have a vote ladies and gents please state your preference to the two profile pics in white pants vote forde help us out here cheeky

Are you Forde's campaign manager Soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the loser of the votes should have to wash his white pants with a red or black sock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok someone set up a new thread for this shit

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Soft is unavailable for comment

shes out putting up posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have fab in his blacks and forde in his whites lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have fab in his blacks and forde in his whites lol"

Miz I changed now got my diet pouch on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate white boxers

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her"

Practising my moves heff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her"

He is cooking pizza for the sofa. Notice you havent offered anything as yet. We the viewers are hungry lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her"
no I'm here just sorting forde pants out .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will freeze all taxes for 12 months heff for president

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

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practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have fab in his blacks and forde in his whites lol

Miz I changed now got my diet pouch on lol "

lol why does a thong spring to mind lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet jaysus. I take 5mins out to stick my goodfellas (fully loaded) in the oven and come back to find I'm volunteered for strictly cum fabbing... What's going on? Lol

your pizza isn't the only thing that's fully loaded

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious"
who's winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im waiting on forde to stop practicing i was born ready

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Im waiting on forde to stop practicing i was born ready"
listen heff how we know they real Calvin's in fairness forde don't need to drop names in his comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate white boxers

lol "

this may not be the right thread for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting on forde to stop practicing i was born ready listen heff how we know they real Calvin's in fairness forde don't need to drop names in his comments. "

Scandel the heff is wearing fakes omg well I never lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im waiting on forde to stop practicing i was born ready listen heff how we know they real Calvin's in fairness forde don't need to drop names in his comments. "
come up and see them forde is the dude practicing and has people canvassing.... just remember everyone loves the underdog winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate white boxers

lol

this may not be the right thread for you"

Gathered that by lack of response lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet jaysus. I take 5mins out to stick my goodfellas (fully loaded) in the oven and come back to find I'm volunteered for strictly cum fabbing... What's going on? Lol

your pizza isn't the only thing that's fully loaded

But it's the only thing with burnt edges grrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im waiting on forde to stop practicing i was born ready listen heff how we know they real Calvin's in fairness forde don't need to drop names in his comments.

Scandel the heff is wearing fakes omg well I never lol "

Did u get them off one of those stalls in town?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet jaysus. I take 5mins out to stick my goodfellas (fully loaded) in the oven and come back to find I'm volunteered for strictly cum fabbing... What's going on? Lol

your pizza isn't the only thing that's fully loaded

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious who's winning "

i think forde is shaving it slightly

there was a few stray hairs upsetting the way the boxers sat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez what's the big rush... Nobody even seen a man in a pair of white pants before? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote "

Would rather have you without

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate white boxers

lol

this may not be the right thread for you

Gathered that by lack of response lol xx "

its alright, i don't dig them much either but i have the betting rigged and got the heap on the winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White boxers very sexy but id prefer them off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious who's winning

i think forde is shaving it slightly

there was a few stray hairs upsetting the way the boxers sat

Just removing the greys.... Talk amongst yourselves I'll be right with ya

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

note to self Steph likes comando

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

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deal steph so are u in my team

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious who's winning

i think forde is shaving it slightly

there was a few stray hairs upsetting the way the boxers sat

Just removing the greys.... Talk amongst yourselves I'll be right with ya "

tmi think it may hurt u in the polls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

note to self Steph likes comando

Easy access

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious who's winning

i think forde is shaving it slightly

there was a few stray hairs upsetting the way the boxers sat

Just removing the greys.... Talk amongst yourselves I'll be right with ya "
ill sort that out

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious who's winning

i think forde is shaving it slightly

there was a few stray hairs upsetting the way the boxers sat

Just removing the greys.... Talk amongst yourselves I'll be right with ya ill sort that out "

Can I help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

note to self Steph likes comando

Easy access

Oohh yes. Can feel his backside easier

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

deal steph so are u in my team"
poi you stop corrupting folk will ya

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over a year ago

"That fucker fordes quiet too hes out helping her

Practising my moves heff

practice?? Never had to do it my game is sick too bad it aint contagious who's winning

i think forde is shaving it slightly

there was a few stray hairs upsetting the way the boxers sat

Just removing the greys.... Talk amongst yourselves I'll be right with ya

tmi think it may hurt u in the polls "

Is that not houchs thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

deal steph so are u in my team"

Sorry you're too young. I like the older man like cj.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok me and steph vs the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't wear them... Ruin the look of the slip on shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my troops are gathering

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

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who u talking bout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok me and steph vs the world"

Not!! Lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

deal steph so are u in my team

Sorry you're too young. I like the older man like cj.

xx "

jayus

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

who u talking bout

Don't want to name names... But it wasn't me

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Oh my troops are gathering"

sorry heff but Steph has jumped ship whoo hoo

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over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

deal steph so are u in my team

Sorry you're too young. I like the older man like cj.

jayus

Cj you didn't blush the last time

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over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

deal steph so are u in my team

Sorry you're too young. I like the older man like cj.

jayus

on ya go ya boy ye

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

deal steph so are u in my team

Sorry you're too young. I like the older man like cj.

jayus

Cj you didn't blush the last time

mmmm no and wont next time either

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over a year ago

"Steph i will wear a mankini any colour if i get your vote

Would rather have you without

deal steph so are u in my team

Sorry you're too young. I like the older man like cj.

jayus

Cj you didn't blush the last time

mmmm no and wont next time either

Mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

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she was talking about me ok lets get this settled

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled"
heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im fucking jimmy no fans here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here "

Here's 20p to phone someone who cares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Here's 20p to phone someone who cares.

I think it's actually about 30p to call someone now

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Here's 20p to phone someone who cares.

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jaysus watch u dont get a nosebleed steph your getting a tadexcited for someone who doesnt like white boxers

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here "

i wouldn't say that in the last two hrs ur offer of accommodation has amused quiet a lot of people think of all those that don't post on fourms but read them bet there's,a lot of guys heading out sat to buy white pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Plus the great help it will be to the economy CJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Here's 20p to phone someone who cares.

I think it's actually about 30p to call someone now

You can give him the other 10p then Sofia xx

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over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Here's 20p to phone someone who cares.

I think it's actually about 30p to call someone now

60p to a landline

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Plus the great help it will be to the economy CJ

see everyone's wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Here's 20p to phone someone who cares.

I think it's actually about 30p to call someone now

60p to a landline"

Feck were going to have a bit of whip round then

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over a year ago

"Im fucking jimmy no fans here

Here's 20p to phone someone who cares.

I think it's actually about 30p to call someone now

60p to a landline

Feck were going to have a bit of whip round then

aye but it gets him a half hour call. I"ll chip in 10p

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

yes her self and forde have gone very quiet

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

"
yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share"

jessee get a room u three

i am booking one in Belfast u interested Steph

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share

jessee get a room u three

i am booking one in Belfast u interested Steph

A man of action not words!! Soft n Cheeky take note lol

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share

jessee get a room u three

i am booking one in Belfast u interested Steph

A man of action not words!! Soft n Cheeky take note lol

Awh poor Forde

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share

jessee get a room u three

i am booking one in Belfast u interested Steph

A man of action not words!! Soft n Cheeky take note lol

"
jaysus wats the train times

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland

"Can accom tonite ya feckers "

Too young

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share

jessee get a room u three

i am booking one in Belfast u interested Steph

Thought you would never ask. Cj. Mwah lol. Xx

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share

jessee get a room u three

i am booking one in Belfast u interested Steph

Thought you would never ask. Cj. Mwah lol. Xx"

mm Steph u know i have a soft spot for u but its getting hard

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

Dont you realise shes there waiting for her Mr White Pants

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over a year ago

"Ladies what a hottie drop dead gorgeous and his oral skills r outta this world don't pass him by

she was talking about me ok lets get this settled heff we dint talking bitt oral skills just pants!

Forde c'mon lets go to bedu win in my book

Me thinks Soft is the real winner here...

She's buggered off to bed cheeky.. Haven't seen her since

yippee I won Wats mu prize hey forde cheeky wanna share"

You are a very generous lady Soft

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over a year ago

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't think anyone got it Michael. I lol'd

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't think anyone got it Michael. I lol'd

Maybe they all just recognised the ranting of a jealous man?

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over a year ago

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't think anyone got it Michael. I lol'd

Maybe they all just recognised the ranting of a jealous man?

I thought you where the commando type

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over a year ago

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't think anyone got it Michael. I lol'd

Maybe they all just recognised the ranting of a jealous man?

I'm new here. Obviously haven't learned when to roll my eyes and say here goes McCarthy again. Ignore him.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't think anyone got it Michael. I lol'd

Maybe they all just recognised the ranting of a jealous man?

I'm new here. Obviously haven't learned when to roll my eyes and say here goes McCarthy again. Ignore him.

There may indeed be an element of that involved

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't think anyone got it Michael. I lol'd

Maybe they all just recognised the ranting of a jealous man?

I thought you where the commando type "

When you've got it, flaunt it!

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over a year ago

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Now I'm confused... If you've something to flaunt why are you jealously ranting?

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over a year ago

"I hate to spoil the love-in but how come nobody asked if he bought the pair of socks in the same shop as the boxers?

Don't think anyone got it Michael. I lol'd

Maybe they all just recognised the ranting of a jealous man?

I'm new here. Obviously haven't learned when to roll my eyes and say here goes McCarthy again. Ignore him.

it gets easier to spot

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over a year ago

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Now I'm confused... If you've something to flaunt why are you jealously ranting?

Do I need to get the sofa into this thread. Michael as your involved no popcorn for you lol. Your man the travelling sales man can bring that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Now I'm confused... If you've something to flaunt why are you jealously ranting?

Well, mine isn't as big as Forde's size 27 pair of socks, but as pretty much every woman on fab will confirm from my portfolio which I've sent them, it's an incredibly beautiful piece of equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Now I'm confused... If you've something to flaunt why are you jealously ranting?

Do I need to get the sofa into this thread. Michael as your involved no popcorn for you lol. Your man the travelling sales man can bring that

Nooooo. Just a bitta friendly banter. Although now u mention it, one of michael's posts did make me cry last night

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Oh no. My apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right move the sofa in. Tissues for this thread ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Now I'm confused... If you've something to flaunt why are you jealously ranting?

Do I need to get the sofa into this thread. Michael as your involved no popcorn for you lol. Your man the travelling sales man can bring that

lol can do, save my seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only yankin yer chain.

Were tears of joy. Will never again be able to use the acronym ROFL without thinking about Poles in wardrobes. Poor oul Al didn't know whether to call a doctor or an exorcist...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Awe fook i hate these romcoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awe fook i hate these romcoms"

Think there going for make up sex now this could get messy

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over a year ago

"I'm only yankin yer chain.

Were tears of joy. Will never again be able to use the acronym ROFL without thinking about Poles in wardrobes. Poor oul Al didn't know whether to call a doctor or an exorcist...

to be fair that was bloody hilarious

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Now I'm confused... If you've something to flaunt why are you jealously ranting?

Well, mine isn't as big as Forde's size 27 pair of socks, but as pretty much every woman on fab will confirm from my portfolio which I've sent them, it's an incredibly beautiful piece of equipment.

you never sent it to me...... sapose it got lost in the post

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'm only yankin yer chain.

Were tears of joy. Will never again be able to use the acronym ROFL without thinking about Poles in wardrobes. Poor oul Al didn't know whether to call a doctor or an exorcist...

to be fair that was bloody hilarious"

mrs brown(Brendan o carrol) couldn't have done it better

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over a year ago

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Now I'm confused... If you've something to flaunt why are you jealously ranting?

Well, mine isn't as big as Forde's size 27 pair of socks, but as pretty much every woman on fab will confirm from my portfolio which I've sent them, it's an incredibly beautiful piece of equipment.

Don't doubt it. Being prettiful is all well and good. Presentation is important. But as yer man says - the proof if the pudding is in the eating

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over a year ago

"I'm only yankin yer chain.

Were tears of joy. Will never again be able to use the acronym ROFL without thinking about Poles in wardrobes. Poor oul Al didn't know whether to call a doctor or an exorcist...

to be fair that was bloody hilarious

mrs brown(Brendan o carrol) couldn't have done it better

Best. Post. Ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this took off lol glad a little bit of fun to he had by all

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