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"I'd prefer a door bell myself!  "odg i left myself wide open to this lol | |||
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"Any that arrive at our door get told no thanks and escorted off the property " even nice ones like myself, selling winning lottery tickets? | |||
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"Any that arrive at our door get told no thanks and escorted off the property even nice ones like myself, selling winning lottery tickets?" would they be the ones where u send ur bank details to some African bank so they can lodge ur winnings | |||
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"Any that arrive at our door get told no thanks and escorted off the property even nice ones like myself, selling winning lottery tickets?" even the nicest of ones | |||
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"On a serious note.. I don't mind them once they accept that if you say no, then you mean no. " depends on how much conviction you say no with | |||
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"Any that arrive at our door get told no thanks and escorted off the property even nice ones like myself, selling winning lottery tickets? even the nicest of ones " just as well i've been to Portstewart already this year  | |||
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"A guy came to my door a few years ago and asked me to buy some of his paintings. I said no thanks, and he proceeded to tell me how I obviously had no appreciation of art and that he'd prefer not to sell it to me anyway. How do you respond to that? "Hurley stick   | |||
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"Living the country we don't get many sales people calling but once the Avon lady called and asked if she could show the new range so i said id put the kettle on as she set out her stall samples and sales brouchers we chatted a while as i made the second cup of coffee she asked is ur wife here i replied no shes in Spain for two weeks not impressed she packed her stuff and left "lmao | |||
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"Living the country we don't get many sales people calling but once the Avon lady called and asked if she could show the new range so i said id put the kettle on as she set out her stall samples and sales brouchers we chatted a while as i made the second cup of coffee she asked is ur wife here i replied no shes in Spain for two weeks not impressed she packed her stuff and left "Lmfao | |||
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"I'd prefer a door bell myself!
odg i left myself wide open to this lol"ya sure did | |||
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"I never answer the door to sales people however a few years back while getting ready for a fancy dress hen night (I was going as morticia adams) 2 jehovas witnesses turned up at my door just as I was leaving to go out I politely told them "thank u for calling but I'm afraid my household are into satanic worship" needless to say they made a fast run for it lol" Do you use telepathic communication to find out if it's a salesperson before you open the door?  | |||
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"No I check the ctv first michael if they have a clipboard and I.d hanging out of them that's enough proof for me "Now that's posh! I luv posh burds, I do! | |||
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"Nothing posh about me lad just a normal irish lassie with a wicked sense of humor "and cctv is that in every room or just on the eletric gates | |||
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"Nothing posh about me lad just a normal irish lassie with a wicked sense of humor
and cctv is that in every room or just on the eletric gates "Lol | |||
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FW: is your mummy here?
Son: she's in the bath
FW: can you get her?
(Mummy thinks at this point, holy shit. Someone must be dead! It's the cops. Out and wrapped in towel before he made it up the stairs)
Me: (dripping all over the mat) can I help you?
FW: have you thought of changing to [insert generic electric company]?
Me: no thank-you
FW: why not?
Me: excuse me?
FW: why not?
Me: I don't want to
FW: it's cheaper
Me: I don't care. I find the staff (who constantly approach me) to be a bit crap tbh
FW: but it's cheaper, it's a bit of a no brainer
Me: I'm happy to pay an extra tenner over the course of a year for the customer service
FW: eh?
Me: I've contacted some dude 3 times to switch and every time he's already met his weekly quota of keypad customers and will phone me next week. He doesn't phone.
FW: you've got a key pad??? (Said with the level of disgust you would expect if someone asked "you poison kittens and murder orphans in your basement!?"
Me: yes
FW: oh. You can't have [crap-tricity] at the minute, I've reached my quota
Aggggghhhhhhh.
Saw him the following day in the village and was all I could do not to park my car on him. (Hormones!) it was the "no brainer" comment that did it.
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"I'm also a country girl, so rarely have cold callers. My one experience wasn't great to be honest. Picture the scene... I'm heavily pregnant and in the bath. Door knocks. I yell at the kids that unless it's nanny, ignore it. True to form, they ignore me instead. Didn't catch the gentleman's name so we'll call him Fucking Wanker for short
FW: is your mummy here?
Son: she's in the bath
FW: can you get her?
(Mummy thinks at this point, holy shit. Someone must be dead! It's the cops. Out and wrapped in towel before he made it up the stairs)
Me: (dripping all over the mat) can I help you?
FW: have you thought of changing to [insert generic electric company]?
Me: no thank-you
FW: why not?
Me: excuse me?
FW: why not?
Me: I don't want to
FW: it's cheaper
Me: I don't care. I find the staff (who constantly approach me) to be a bit crap tbh
FW: but it's cheaper, it's a bit of a no brainer
Me: I'm happy to pay an extra tenner over the course of a year for the customer service
FW: eh?
Me: I've contacted some dude 3 times to switch and every time he's already met his weekly quota of keypad customers and will phone me next week. He doesn't phone.
FW: you've got a key pad??? (Said with the level of disgust you would expect if someone asked "you poison kittens and murder orphans in your basement!?"
Me: yes
FW: oh. You can't have [crap-tricity] at the minute, I've reached my quota
Aggggghhhhhhh.
Saw him the following day in the village and was all I could do not to park my car on him. (Hormones!) it was the "no brainer" comment that did it.
I'm sure you're a lovely salesman tho OP "Why thank you. lmao i dislike electric salesmen too but i do like ladies who answer the door in a towel | |||
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" Why thank you. lmao i dislike electric salesmen too but i do like ladies who answer the door in a towel" I imagine "ladies" generally shy away from such behaviour. In my defence I did think there was an actual emergency. | |||
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"Nothing posh about me lad just a normal irish lassie with a wicked sense of humor
and cctv is that in every room or just on the eletric gates "lol now I cant be telling u where they all are that's for me to know only | |||
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" Why thank you. lmao i dislike electric salesmen too but i do like ladies who answer the door in a towel I imagine "ladies" generally shy away from such behaviour. In my defence I did think there was an actual emergency. "You'd be surprised how often it happens. I believe you though, honest
I'm workin Lisburn this week, so watchout | |||
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"Nothing posh about me lad just a normal irish lassie with a wicked sense of humor
and cctv is that in every room or just on the eletric gates lol now I cant be telling u where they all are that's for me to know only "hhhhmmmmm thoughts of four poster bed & mirrors on the ceiling come to mind !!! lol  | |||
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"Living the country we don't get many sales people calling but once the Avon lady called and asked if she could show the new range so i said id put the kettle on as she set out her stall samples and sales brouchers we chatted a while as i made the second cup of coffee she asked is ur wife here i replied no shes in Spain for two weeks What happened to the avon lady ???? Max factor or something that sounded like that not impressed she packed her stuff and left " | |||
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"Living the country we don't get many sales people calling but once the Avon lady called and asked if she could show the new range so i said id put the kettle on as she set out her stall samples and sales brouchers we chatted a while as i made the second cup of coffee she asked is ur wife here i replied no shes in Spain for two weeks not impressed she packed her stuff and left "Haha very good thinking on your behalf ,atleast she had a coffee  | |||
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"Wish ud knock on my door "Wish i could knock on ur door | |||
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"Wish ud knock on my door Wish i could knock on ur door " | |||
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"Nothing posh about me lad just a normal irish lassie with a wicked sense of humor
and cctv is that in every room or just on the eletric gates lol now I cant be telling u where they all are that's for me to know only hhhhmmmmm thoughts of four poster bed & mirrors on the ceiling come to mind !!! lol"Mirrors on the ceiling???? I'm afraid not lol i am the proud owner of one bathroom mirror only did u not know I'm better looking in the dark? | |||
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"Wish ud knock on my door "Well you know wishes do come true | |||
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"Nothing posh about me lad just a normal irish lassie with a wicked sense of humor
and cctv is that in every room or just on the eletric gates lol now I cant be telling u where they all are that's for me to know only hhhhmmmmm thoughts of four poster bed & mirrors on the ceiling come to mind !!! lol
Mirrors on the ceiling???? I'm afraid not lol i am the proud owner of one bathroom mirror only did u not know I'm better looking in the dark? "no way,ur too modest | |||
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"Wish ud knock on my door
Well you know wishes do come true " | |||
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"Living the country we don't get many sales people calling but once the Avon lady called and asked if she could show the new range so i said id put the kettle on as she set out her stall samples and sales brouchers we chatted a while as i made the second cup of coffee she asked is ur wife here i replied no shes in Spain for two weeks not impressed she packed her stuff and left
Haha very good thinking on your behalf ,atleast she had a coffee "kettles on coffee is good | |||
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