FabSwingers.com forum: Interesting Fact

By *omcatty OP Man
over a year ago

Local

Tell me an interesting fact, and dont bore me.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'll give you two..

My penis is the same length as two argos pens

I'm barred from argos now

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By *omcatty OP Man
over a year ago

Local

"I'll give you two..

My penis is the same length as two argos pens

I'm barred from argos now

If you'd said 2 newtownmountkennedy pens no one would have believed u,,,,

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

My penis is same thickness and length as two Argos catalogues. The girls in Argos welcome me with open arms.

I said arms Michael lol.

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry

jesh guys get a room........ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah quit the foreplay lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hum, whistle and gargle all at the same time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rat can swim non stop for 72 hours

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

Mmmmm foreplay noire. With you now can you finish my saying "In a .........!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

What's foreplay?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"What's foreplay?

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mmmm asking wats for dinner maybe

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I seem to remember being told that there is more water in loch Ness than there is in all of England and Wales combined. Now that's interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's foreplay?

more than 3, less than 5

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"What's foreplay?

more than 3, less than 5

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rat can swim non stop for 72 hours"

i can swim for 75 hours non stop , its my personal best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o and there is a bull frog in africa or somewhere , lol, that changes sex according to the amount of male or females around , what a party trick

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Dolphins are the only creatures except for humans that have sex for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only creatures except for humans that have sex for pleasure"

also the only fish and one of few animals that actully cry tears

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I suspect the two facts above are related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suspect the two facts above are related

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oh especially when there's females involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suspect the two facts above are related

what they cry after sex for fun ,,,,, i dont no,,,,, probley ,,, dont we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suspect the two facts above are related

what they cry after sex for fun ,,,,, i dont no,,,,, probley ,,, dont we all

If it's really good

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"I suspect the two facts above are related

what they cry after sex for fun ,,,,, i dont no,,,,, probley ,,, dont we all

And they sometimes keep a sex slave for their pleasure. Seeing flipper in a whole new light aint ya

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I suspect the two facts above are related

what they cry after sex for fun ,,,,, i dont no,,,,, probley ,,, dont we all

If it's really good

Oh, I thought they always did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suspect the two facts above are related

what they cry after sex for fun ,,,,, i dont no,,,,, probley ,,, dont we all

If it's really good

Oh, I thought they always did

its always really good

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide

If it has Tits or Wheels it will cost you a lot of money

Thats a fact !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it has Tits or Wheels it will cost you a lot of money

Thats a fact !"

nah klad I dont agree with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you try telling that to a farmer , they have fields full of tits that make them mmoney

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"you try telling that to a farmer , they have fields full of tits that make them mmoney

Taxi driving pimps are like that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can't lick your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can't lick your elbow "
but i can lick it if u like????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can't lick your elbow but i can lick it if u like????

and your elbow?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can't lick your elbow but i can lick it if u like????

and your elbow?!?

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well i'll allow u to lick mine too!!!!

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By *rSlaptickleMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

You can stick your tongue out and touch your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can stick your tongue out and touch your elbow"

trust you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can't lick your elbow but i can lick it if u like????

and your elbow?!?

well i'll allow u to lick mine too!!!!"

licking elbows... new fetish?

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By *rSlaptickleMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

as long as you know you're arse from your elbow

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By *rusader1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Men with huge penises are 87.29863% more likely to come up with stupid statistics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as long as you know you're arse from your elbow

licking arses much more fun

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Cocks are the most photogenic things on the planet, and no matter what angle you take a photo from, it'll always look unique. Oh, and women love getting pics of them in their mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with huge penises are 87.29863% more likely to come up with stupid statistics!"

hellllllllloooooo crus

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By *rSlaptickleMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"as long as you know you're arse from your elbow

licking arses much more fun

I'll stick to slapping! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are the most photogenic things on the planet, and no matter what angle you take a photo from, it'll always look unique. Oh, and women love getting pics of them in their mail

at least 10... and don't forget the tv remote and can shots!!

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By *rSlaptickleMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

It is common for a woman's left breast to be bigger than her right, and a bloke's left testicle to hang lower than his right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90% of everything you have or own or ever owned has been transported on a ship. Or so Im told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

67.3% of statistics are made up on the spot. That is true 33 percent of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is common for a woman's left breast to be bigger than her right, and a bloke's left testicle to hang lower than his right. "

i'm currently picturing all the guys trying to see if its true for them AND the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are the most photogenic things on the planet, and no matter what angle you take a photo from, it'll always look unique. Oh, and women love getting pics of them in their mail

Only if they have Argos pens next to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

75 per cent of all you here may be bullshit,

study done in calafornia 1 yr ago

or so they say

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By *rSlaptickleMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

It would be quicker and easier if all the girls and guys formed two lines and just checked each other out lol

"i'm currently picturing all the guys trying to see if its true for them AND the ladies!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be quicker and easier if all the girls and guys formed two lines and just checked each other out lol "

you just want to check out the other guys

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By *rSlaptickleMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Nah, I'm not interested in sword fights lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'm not interested in sword fights lol"

more like little daggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donkey can see all four feet at all times.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The wimmin do be mad sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wimmin do be mad sometimes

The men will say anything for a roide sometimes.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The wimmin do be mad sometimes

The men will say anything for a roide sometimes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All polar bears are left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wimmin do be mad sometimes

The men will say anything for a roide sometimes."

Say anything? Some will claim they will do anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All polar bears are left handed"

except for the right handed ones

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Because of the way her hind legs work, a cow can't walk down stairs.

I have only an hour to get her out of the house. Any ideas?

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over a year ago

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'll do anything for a riiade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because of the way her hind legs work, a cow can't walk down stairs.

I have only an hour to get her out of the house. Any ideas?

Stair lift?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Because of the way her hind legs work, a cow can't walk down stairs.

I have only an hour to get her out of the house. Any ideas?

Stair lift?"

Interesting fact number 64:

Stair lifts take longer than an hour to install, and will not support the weight of a cow of the four legged variety

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

A female pig orgasms lasts up to thirty mins

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"A female pig orgasms lasts up to thirty mins "

That's why bacon tastes soooo good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A female pig orgasms lasts up to thirty mins

That's why bacon tastes soooo good

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mans testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day – enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"A mans testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day – enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!

Might explain morning wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single atom in your body is billions of years old and 90% of them were created in a star.

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"Every single atom in your body is billions of years old and 90% of them were created in a star.

We're all aliens! I knew it! Explains an awful lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your pillow is six years old (apparently average age for a pillow) it has been estimated that one tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living mites, dead mites and mite dung.

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"If your pillow is six years old (apparently average age for a pillow) it has been estimated that one tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living mites, dead mites and mite dung."

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"If your pillow is six years old (apparently average age for a pillow) it has been estimated that one tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living mites, dead mites and mite dung.

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ohhhhh

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"If your pillow is six years old (apparently average age for a pillow) it has been estimated that one tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living mites, dead mites and mite dung.

ohhhhh

Only one tenth. Not bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis. It is also known to bite the head of the male during mating.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my granny had balls she wud be my grandad lol.. The old ones are still the best

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

did you know a human head weighs 8lbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you two..

My penis is the same length as two argos pens

I'm barred from argos now

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. Pmsl !!! Ur a funny guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

Mmmmm foreplay noire. With you now can you finish my saying "In a .........!"

garden shed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis. It is also known to bite the head of the male during mating.....

Yep, the female preying mantis frequently bites the head off the male after sex. You got to admire that guy's dedication, not sure i've ever been that desperate i'd risk decapitation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male black widow spider has to dodge a few bullets just to get to breakfast time each day --- how does it feel to be a man and belong to a species called black widow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife is with a guy right now 5 in the morning .sucking his cock rite now ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wife is with a guy right now 5 in the morning .sucking his cock rite now ...

Well I hope your watching lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When compared to other primates, including large primates such as the gorilla, the human penis is largest, both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body.

wooo hoooo ,, take that stupid ass animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" When compared to other primates, including large primates such as the gorilla, the human penis is largest, both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body.

wooo hoooo ,, take that stupid ass animals

Nice little ego-boost this for a sunday afternoon, you think it might work as a chat-up line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" When compared to other primates, including large primates such as the gorilla, the human penis is largest, both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body.

wooo hoooo ,, take that stupid ass animals

Nice little ego-boost this for a sunday afternoon, you think it might work as a chat-up line?

i dont know , but i might try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol"

I enjoy foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol 10 out of 10 for being so quick off the blocks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol 10 out of 10 for being so quick off the blocks lol"

note its the only time im quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol"

Oh that you do Cheeky!... That you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol

Oh that you do Cheeky!... That you do!

And a teasing pic just like yours is a great starting point to kick start my imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol

Oh that you do Cheeky!... That you do!

And a teasing pic just like yours is a great starting point to kick start my imagination

what bout mine??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol

Oh that you do Cheeky!... That you do!

And a teasing pic just like yours is a great starting point to kick start my imagination

what bout mine??

Well you have not left much to the imagination so I shall have to give you a good hard spanking for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol

Oh that you do Cheeky!... That you do!

And a teasing pic just like yours is a great starting point to kick start my imagination

what bout mine??

Well you have not left much to the imagination so I shall have to give you a good hard spanking for that

ohhh yes, I definitely need that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah quit the foreplay lads

hey....i like guys who like foreplay lol

Oh that you do Cheeky!... That you do!

And a teasing pic just like yours is a great starting point to kick start my imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fact , you always pee after a poo as you sphincter connects both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway to get back on topic...

The more I have sex....the more I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway to get back on topic...

The more I have sex....the more I want

the more I see you on here, the more I want sex with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fact , you always pee after a poo as you sphincter connects both

I wonder does this just apply to men???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fact , you always pee after a poo as you sphincter connects both

I wonder does this just apply to men???"

do you know what , i dont know , but it might ,

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"Anyway to get back on topic...

The more I have sex....the more I want

Doubt that applies to just you Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway to get back on topic...

The more I have sex....the more I want

Doubt that applies to just you Cheeky

Maybe not KinkE but it's the only fact I can personally stand over

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"Anyway to get back on topic...

The more I have sex....the more I want

Doubt that applies to just you Cheeky

Maybe not KinkE but it's the only fact I can personally stand over

Hmmmm....I'm a fact...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins are not fish they are mammals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only creatures except for humans that have sex for pleasure"

Nope. Chimpansies do. And they mastubate.

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"Dolphins are the only creatures except for humans that have sex for pleasure

Nope. Chimpansies do. And they mastubate."

Bonobo's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins are the only creatures except for humans that have sex for pleasure

Nope. Chimpansies do. And they mastubate.

Bonobo's?"

those too .. horny divils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only place on your body you can tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth with your own tongue ...

Go on... try it

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By *ungdublinguyMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Leitrim

The length of our head is the same as from your chin to your nipples, on men as gravity doesn't hit as hard and same distance from nipples to belly button.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Joe McQuillan is a shite referee. Fact!

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